Varric lied to Cassandra....
#1
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 01:33
he is a compulsive liar after all, and very loyal
#2
Posté 11 avril 2012 - 02:15
#3
Posté 12 avril 2012 - 06:40
#4
Posté 12 avril 2012 - 11:05
#5
Posté 13 avril 2012 - 01:21
#6
Posté 13 avril 2012 - 05:38
Hayes1987 wrote...
@brush your teeth........awesome. lol
#7
Posté 13 avril 2012 - 07:05
Cassandra: What happened next dwarf... Get to the part about the Knight-Commander.
Varric: WAIT!! Wait!! In a surprising plot twist... Orsino was an insane blood mage the entire time!
Cassandra: whAT!?
Varric: Ya, it turns out that he was in league with that crazy necromancer back in Act II.
Cassandra: Why haven't we got a report about this.
Varric:
Varric: Did I say Act II?
Cassandra: Whatever. Get back onto the story dwarf.
Varric: So Orsino, being the insane blood mage he is, casted a spell to merge himself with all the dead bodies of the mages that died in the templar assault.
Cassandra: Dead mages? I thought you said Hawke killed all the templars before they could reach them...
Varric: Did I?
Cassandra: Back to the story.
Varric: Right. The battle was verocious. Arrows,spells, and blood going everywhere! But in the end, Hawke and company was once again victorious in conquering the wicked foes that put themselves before him.
Cassandra: Should we book a trip to Orlais to continue this interrogation? With how this story is progressing, i very much doubt you will finish it before we get there.
Varric: Keep your britches on, i'm getting there.
Varric: So, after the battle against the the insane Orsino, Hawke battled his way out into the courtyard, battling remaining squads of templars, demons, blood mages, and all sorts of crazy things!
Cassandra: MEREDITH, dwarf!
Varric: Right. So Meredith was waiting for us in the courtyard. BUT SHE TURNED INSANE AS WELL!!!
Cassandra: ....
Varric: It would seem that she made the Lyrium Idol from Act I into that big glowy sword i mentioned early. That and she now seemed to believe that the Maker started talking to her.
Cassandra: Act I? ....nevermind
Cassandra: She thought the Maker was talking to her?
Varric: Ya. I told you she went insane.
Varric: So, she basically told us we were all blood mages or their thralls and attacked us! All through out the battle she was flying around...
Cassandra: Wait! Wait.... She was flying around?
Varric: Well... maybe more like jumping, but those jumps were around 50+ feet high. Now that i think about it, i wonder how she didn't break any bones when she landed...
Cassandra: ....flying?
Varric: Oh, and she was bringing the statues around the courtyard to life too!
Cassandra:............... really?
Varric: Really.
Varric: Would I ever lie to you?
Cassandra:
~MANY HOURS LATER~
Varric: Hawke sure is lucky to have such a wonderful dwarf friend like me, huh Bianca?
Biance: .....
Varric: I didn't know how further i would drag out that story. Though, I'm surprised they bought it.
Varric: Insane blood mage Orsino? Crazy flying Meredith?
Varric: You would think the elite Chantry Seekers would be smarter than that. That just goes to show you how great of a storyteller i am.
Modifié par Urzon, 13 avril 2012 - 07:21 .
#8
Posté 13 avril 2012 - 07:51
#9
Posté 13 avril 2012 - 08:58
#10
Posté 14 avril 2012 - 06:56
Urzon wrote...
Varric: After waves and waves of templars, Hawke and company (with the help of Orsino) successfully protected the heart of the Gallows from the templar assault.
Cassandra: What happened next dwarf... Get to the part about the Knight-Commander.
Varric: WAIT!! Wait!! In a surprising plot twist... Orsino was an insane blood mage the entire time!
Cassandra: whAT!?
Varric: Ya, it turns out that he was in league with that crazy necromancer back in Act II.
Cassandra: Why haven't we got a report about this.Wait... Act II? What do you mean Act II?
Varric:
Varric: Did I say Act II?I mean right before the Qunari Invasion. Us dwarves and our silly ways of retelling a totally factual story...
Cassandra: Whatever. Get back onto the story dwarf.
Varric: So Orsino, being the insane blood mage he is, casted a spell to merge himself with all the dead bodies of the mages that died in the templar assault.
Cassandra: Dead mages? I thought you said Hawke killed all the templars before they could reach them...
Varric: Did I?You know how battles with mages get. Fire, ice, lightning flying every which way. They must have died because of friendly fire...
Cassandra: Back to the story.
Varric: Right. The battle was verocious. Arrows,spells, and blood going everywhere! But in the end, Hawke and company was once again victorious in conquering the wicked foes that put themselves before him.
Cassandra: Should we book a trip to Orlais to continue this interrogation? With how this story is progressing, i very much doubt you will finish it before we get there.
Varric: Keep your britches on, i'm getting there.
Varric: So, after the battle against the the insane Orsino, Hawke battled his way out into the courtyard, battling remaining squads of templars, demons, blood mages, and all sorts of crazy things!
Cassandra: MEREDITH, dwarf!
Varric: Right. So Meredith was waiting for us in the courtyard. BUT SHE TURNED INSANE AS WELL!!!
Cassandra: ....
Varric: It would seem that she made the Lyrium Idol from Act I into that big glowy sword i mentioned early. That and she now seemed to believe that the Maker started talking to her.
Cassandra: Act I? ....nevermind![]()
Cassandra: She thought the Maker was talking to her?
Varric: Ya. I told you she went insane.
Varric: So, she basically told us we were all blood mages or their thralls and attacked us! All through out the battle she was flying around...
Cassandra: Wait! Wait.... She was flying around?
Varric: Well... maybe more like jumping, but those jumps were around 50+ feet high. Now that i think about it, i wonder how she didn't break any bones when she landed...
Cassandra: ....flying?
Varric: Oh, and she was bringing the statues around the courtyard to life too!
Cassandra:............... really?
Varric: Really.
Varric: Would I ever lie to you?
Cassandra:
~MANY HOURS LATER~
Varric: Hawke sure is lucky to have such a wonderful dwarf friend like me, huh Bianca?
Biance: .....
Varric: I didn't know how further i would drag out that story. Though, I'm surprised they bought it.
Varric: Insane blood mage Orsino? Crazy flying Meredith?
Varric: You would think the elite Chantry Seekers would be smarter than that. That just goes to show you how great of a storyteller i am.![]()
pretty much what i thought lol well played sir /tips hat
#11
Posté 14 avril 2012 - 07:11
prizm123 wrote...
he knows full well where Hawke and the other companions are, and i think they may still be with Hawke.....and i think he is trying to help his friends stay under cover because he doesnt trust the Seekers
he is a compulsive liar after all, and very loyal
Well considering at the end how he says it, yes, it rather
obvious he knows where they are located.
Seeker: Please, if you know where the Champion is you must
tell me. They may be the only one who can stop this war before it begins.
Varric: Is that what this is all about… (LONG PAUSE) in that case I wish I could help you.
Seeker: Just tell me one thing: is the Champion dead?
Varric: (Obviously being coy) Oh, I doubt that.
Oh, he knows, he certainly does know. I am pretty sure the
Seeker is aware of Varric knowing where they are all located but understands no
matter what she tries to do, he is not going to give up their location, so lets
him go instead.
Modifié par Cantina, 14 avril 2012 - 07:16 .
#12
Posté 14 avril 2012 - 08:52
Tommyspa wrote...
I would like to hear commentary on how much of DA2 was exaggerated from Varric (like, I can't be expected to remember how all the dungeons I visited in 7 years looked...) in DA3 if we meet Varric or have Cassandra talk about learning about Hawke.
LOL that would have been awesome! I hope that if they bring Varric back in DA3 as a cameo or a companion he'll make some sort of in joke about that. The Dragon Age team seem like the type of guys who like laughing at themselves, so it'll probably happen.
#13
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 05:26
#14
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 06:26
- Sebastian: When you tell people about this part of our adventure, what are you going to say?
- Varric: That depends entirely on the audience, Choir Boy.
- Sebastian: You change the story to suit the listener?
- Varric: Of course. All the bull**** in the world won't convince Hawke we rescued him if he finds us first.
Modifié par Mokthar, 16 avril 2012 - 06:26 .





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