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The Asari are the most beautiful race ever


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#51
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wiggles89 wrote...

No they're not. These guys are.

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Colonist and Ruthless femshep romancing a Batarian would be a romance so wrong that it's right.

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Nuchy wrote...


Infact, award for most unique races goes to mass effect! 



:lol:
Good one, OP.

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Seboist wrote...



Colonist and Ruthless femshep romancing a Batarian would be a romance so wrong that it's right.

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Oh, yeah, you know, I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway.

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Mono-gender species attraction does not compute.

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Regarding asari-looks I'm a fan of Nelyna (greeter at the consort, ME 1)

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Seboist wrote...

Colonist and Ruthless femshep romancing a Batarian would be a romance so wrong that it's right.

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That's hot

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Tentacle hair is sexy.

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I've just never found them that attractive. The Quarians (Tali), however, I took an instant interest in.

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Bill Casey wrote...

Destr1er wrote...

Asari are just second rate knockoffs of Twi'lek from star wars.
They are even the same color and have head tentacles.

Oh really?
I thought they were green before this...

Fifth Element - Diva Dance Opera

Oh look, Brutes on a Collector Ship...
And Multicolored Space Magic...


Oh god no, not the Diva!  She terrifies me, I have no idea why...I love that movie but I just can't watch the Diva!

I thought it might have been some kind of bizarre blue person phobia but I'm fine with everything else...except oompa loompas which aren't blue...

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Asari most beautiful species ever...no. Maybe top ten.

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StElmo wrote...

Tali and Liara and Vega are gorgeous looking life forms IMHO

Too bad about the ending, I won't be seeing them again unless it is fixed.


I dunno, Vega kinda looks like he has extra chromosones. Dude is pretty buff, though.

I always imagined that Tali and Quarians were kinda piggy/porcine in appearance. They have those peculiar legs and hoof-like feet, as well as hoof hands.

Pigs in SPAAAAAAACE.

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They're also lazy and steal technology.

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TripleLife wrote...

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I hate the asari skin also....looks like a reptile! 


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The asari look beautiful in the game, but the back of their heads and lack of ears would bother me so much if they were real.


I can't believe I didn't notice the lack of ears before.
Ugh, that's going to bug me now. :pinched:

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BatmanPWNS wrote...

They're also lazy and steal technology.

Don't we all....

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"I love nailing Asari.  So ageless and superior -- then you get them, and they squeal like schoolgirls." - Gianna Parasini

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Some sound like old bar hags that smoke a 2 packs of Newports a day.

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I prefer the Twi'leks myself.

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You are all wrong my Friends.  This is the most beautiful specimen ever.
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I.leary wrote...

I prefer the Twi'leks myself.


Long haired Asari...

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Walfan wrote...

TripleLife wrote...

Evo_9 wrote...

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I hate the asari skin also....looks like a reptile! 


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The asari look beautiful in the game, but the back of their heads and lack of ears would bother me so much if they were real.


I can't believe I didn't notice the lack of ears before.
Ugh, that's going to bug me now. :pinched:

At least you won't have to worry about ear wax.

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While my brain can easily and rather objectively measure if a woman has sociological desirable body/face measurements (or a man for that matter).

That in itself just doesn't do anything for me. -.-

So sure the Asari are objectively "beautifull" but ... so what?

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They are frauds! 'Uplifted' by the Protheans, they were even better looking with long flowing silky hair until the protheans as an inside joke gave them Calamari heads.

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ppeters77 wrote...

Regarding asari-looks I'm a fan of Nelyna (greeter at the consort, ME 1)


I'm a fan of Tevos.

Oddly I never found Liara that attractive.

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tetsutsuru wrote...

"I love nailing Asari.  So ageless and superior -- then you get them, and they squeal like schoolgirls." - Gianna Parasini

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in my headcannon this is never refering to actual arrests.

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Evo_9 wrote...

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I hate the asari skin also....looks like a reptile! 

yeah dude thats hot