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[Dahoja]

Paint a bunch of signs that say "make love not war". Then send all the galatic hippies out to protest them.

[Humanoid_Typhoon]

UrgentArchengel wrote...

Cross-dimensional crossover. Justice League and Avengers defeat the Reapers.

Lets find the planet with all of the green lanterns and have a red vs green battle

[Vigil_N7]

Interpretive dance them to death

[CmdrSlander]

"I will destroy you... through interpretive dance!"

[CDRSkyShepard]

My other caveat is "no Independence Day-class virus upload."

What I would seriously do? Destroy Harbinger. Something tells me the Reapers are networked through Harbinger somehow. So, if you destroy Harbinger, the other Reapers would go bananas, or at least be distracted enough that you could kill them conventionally. It would take time, but you could do it.

What would I do if I were being cheeky? Flash the taillights of my dreadnought at them, rev up my ME drive core, and challenge them to an intergalactic street race.

[M Hedonist]

"Shepard takes the mass relays
to Kingdoms of Amalur
where he gets the Fateless One
and travels to Skyrim
to get backup from the Nords
and if we're still too weak
we'll bring in Master Chief"
Source

[Tapkomet]

Other ways that should work:

-Shepard goes "FUS RO DAH!"

-Call Chuck Norris

-Have Shepard sit in cover and just fire at Reapers. Get those Multiplayer guys, too. We know it works against any type of enemy.

-Open a portal to another dimension and hope to meet something relatively friendly (like Warhammer 40000 Imperial Navy)

-Tell ship captains to actually fire their Thanix cannons.

-Fire Hackett. Who uses such horrible tactics? I could have done it better.

-Train some Space Magicians (no, biotics are not enough)

-Use Paragon/Renegade dialogue option to make the Reapers leave us in peace. Really, this works 99% of the time.

-*Renegade interrupt*, *Renegade interrupt* etc

- Nova>Charge>Nova>Charge>Nova>Charge...

[An English Gamer]

 -Take entire asteroids and convert them into massive 20km+ wide dreadnoughts with truly incredible firepower and armour.
-Present them with this statement: THIS SENTENCE IS FALSE!
-Send Sushi hungry Japenese people after them.
-Space magic
-Lure them into a system before detonating it's relay.
-Call upon Chuck Norris.
-Tell the rediculously photogenic guy to send them a picture of himself with the words "please stop killing us" on it.
-Find the covenant armada and make them send their entire fleet of 2km-27km wide ships to obliterate them.
-calibrate the Halo array to destroy anything cuttlefish related.
-Send infiltration teams of space ninja's to take out their drive cores.
-Bring Master Chief in to finish the fight.
-Throw them out of the airlock.
-Make them try to f*** with Aria.
-Transmit Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black and The Jonas Brothers on all frequencies.
-Make them use Comic Sans.

[veramis]

Destroy the citadel and every single mass relay. Tell everyone to run for their lives, live in secret subterranean bunkers for the next million years in preparation for war.

[sp0ck 06]

Rebecca Black

[M Hedonist]

Does promoting a ridiculous amount of MP characters count as 'conventional' warfare?

Seriously though, I'd try contacting another galaxy.

[N7 ironman]

Hell we had a good majority of them in the Sol system, if we'd blown up its relay somehow like in Arival that would have took out a chunk of them and made that big honking fleet we put together actually have a fighting chance to take out the rest of them.

[Leafs43]

The crucible makes the mass relays space debris cannons.

i.e. you can point a mass relay like a gun, it sucks in some space debris and hurtles the debris at the reapers at mass effect speeds effectively ripping the reapers, or anything in the way, to shreds.

Cleanse the galaxy of the reapers using their own technology against them.

[Zardoc]

Open rift in reality itself, create warpstorm, say bye to Reapers.

[MOELANDER]

Buzz the Fuzz wrote...

Gun that shoots Thresher Maws?

That's the one the krogan in all of us would squeal to see happening!

-Clone Chuck Norris, tell him the Reapers said he smells funny

-Open a transdimensional portal to Hyperspace. Steal the Deathstar plans from the empire, build Deathstar instead of Crucible.

Modifié par MOELANDER, 13 avril 2012 - 10:31 .

[Cecilia L]

SolidisusSnake1 wrote...

1. Use research from Collector Base to make our own Reaper from other species and then use new created Reaper to fight other Reapers.
2. Upload Star Childs logic behind Reaper cycle into Reaper consensus, the nonsensical nature of the logic will cause the Reapers to overload and explode.

That should do it!

[knight5923]

I choose psychological warfare!

[CmdrSlander]

@knight5923

That is brilliant. Better yet, use the Crucible to reprogram every Reaper with Wheatley's AI, that all crash into each other in minutes.

[Jagri]

1. Have Starchild go through monologue but fail to inform him he left the microphone on and the Reapers have heard him say everything.

2. Escape as Reapers blast the Citadel and Starchild because "The created will turn against the creators."

3. Let the Reapers vent on the Starchild then give a paragon speech about how they were used and they can make their own futures now.

4. Profit with Reaper peace achievement!

Modifié par Jagri, 13 avril 2012 - 10:41 .

[Subject Alpha]

Beat them to death with Bioware's infallible artistic integrity/ Star Brat's infallible logic.

[Oldbones2]

Fight a war of attrition, much like the Protheans.

Lure large Reapers fleets into systems then blow the Relays. This would be the cornerstone tactic of any strategy I employed.

It A) kills Reapers

and
Traps any surviving Reapers outside of the relay network for months.

Mass our fleets and strike offensively. If the Reapers send a few ships, hit them with everything we've got.

It they send a lot of ships, retreat and blow relays.

Seed every world with spoilsport nuclear devices to prevent huskification.

Stuff like that.

[Dridengx]

Magnetic fields and water

[CmdrSlander]

@Oldbones2

That is brutal. It may very well work, but it brings up the Battlestar Galactica dilemma, is there a point where one sacrifices too much, when they no longer become worthy of survival, when they become the enemy they sought to defeat.

Yes, this point exists, it is the last five minutes of the game.

[M Hedonist]

EMP

[Oldbones2]

CmdrSlander wrote...

@Oldbones2

That is brutal. It may very well work, but it brings up the Battlestar Galactica dilemma, is there a point where one sacrifices too much, when they no longer become worthy of survival, when they become the enemy they sought to defeat.

Yes, this point exists, it is the last five minutes of the game.

"When faced with extinction, Every alternative is preferable."

-The Director of Project Freelancer.


P.S. I forgot to add, leave tactically unimportant worlds to die, in order to protect strategic necessities.

Modifié par Oldbones2, 13 avril 2012 - 10:42 .