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#76
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ART=Shooting random pipes protruding from citadel and walk towards the explosion while sad music plays

(Should've ended this way)

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The Angry One

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arathor_87 wrote...

garf wrote...

arathor_87 wrote...

Whine whine whine. You play a sci-fi game and you complain over the pipes, when you have synthetics with with a lamp in their head. Stop overanalyzing every piece of the game, i feel sorry for you. What do you want? Shepard with a thanix cannon shooting at the pipes?


I think it's very clear what most of us want. You on the other hand what do you get out belittling legitimate customer complaints? does it make you feel all grown up and edgy or something?



No, as I said earlier. I didn't like the ending, but whining about it 24/7 won't make it better. They are working on the extended cut, but still people are whining. The extended cut is not enough for some people, and still they don't even know it's content. All we know is that it will give us clarification and closure. 

And legitimate customer complaints? Tell it to Bioware employees who have been  harassed and threatened by some people, I know not all people are like that. But I see alot of whining about small things that don't even matter. If you analyze all games like some people do about ME3, there wouldn't be any good games at all. I know ME3 have some flaws, but all games  has flaws.


Because some crackpot making threats has what bearing on the rest of us?
ME3's ending has flaws that bring the entire trilogy crashing down. Don't like us complaining about it? Tough.

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The air of the song i shot the sheriff but i did not shoot the deputy
I shot the Pipe but i did not shoot the Starkid.....

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"Hey, uh, Jim, I really need to talk with you about our work on that crucible project..."
"What is it?"
"It seems like shooting this pipe would destroy all synthetic life..."

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"Hey Bob, this Crucible is meant to destroy the Reapers, right?"
"Sure thing, Dave."
"Don't you think we should install a switch to activate the destroy sequence?"
"...Nah, we're running out of resources as it is. Just leave the wires exposed. If we want to trigger it we can just shoot it or something."
"What if whoever activates the thing doesn't have a gun on hand, or they've run out of thermal clips?"
"C'mon, man. Don't be ridiculous. I'm sure that'll never happen."
- Transcript of Alliance scientists during the development of the Crucible

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Shooting that pipe was the greatest mistake Shepard could ever commit.
He should have jumped into the green beam of light.

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That's accurate, yeah.

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MisterJB wrote...

Shooting that pipe was the greatest mistake Shepard could ever commit.
He should have jumped into the green beam of light.


I'll take shooting a pipe over getting disintegrated to support a philosophy so abhorently racist that it'd make all of Earth's worst bigots combined vomit in terror.

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PaxtonFetel wrote...

Jump in the light of the fertilization of the galaxy? Why Shepard not take off there pants to ****** and does not give the Galaxy millions of small Shepard?

Because FemShep wouldn't have been able to and equal rights...

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MisterJB wrote...

Shooting that pipe was the greatest mistake Shepard could ever commit.
He should have jumped into the green beam of light.


I prefer my Shepard to grab the exposed power lines, because, Hey. The kid said so.

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MisterJB wrote...

Shooting that pipe was the greatest mistake Shepard could ever commit.
He should have jumped into the green beam of light.

No.

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arathor_87 wrote...
No, as I said earlier. I didn't like the ending, but whining about it 24/7 won't make it better. They are working on the extended cut, but still people are whining. The extended cut is not enough for some people, and still they don't even know it's content. All we know is that it will give us clarification and closure. 

And legitimate customer complaints? Tell it to Bioware employees who have been  harassed and threatened by some people, I know not all people are like that. But I see alot of whining about small things that don't even matter. If you analyze all games like some people do about ME3, there wouldn't be any good games at all. I know ME3 have some flaws, but all games  has flaws.

EDIT: And most of us want? Don't you think there are alot of people out there who likes this game but doesn't bother to come to this forum? People who likes to complain about something they don't like wan't to get response from developers and other people, while others who like the game are playing it instead of being here.


You know, just like Glowboy, you are ignoring reality and you continue to state what is, in fact, something different than what we are seeing around us.  

"No, as I said earlier. I didn't like the ending, but whining about it 24/7 won't make it better." 

But in fact, it has made it better (at least many people hope so).  Do you think for a moment that there would even be an Extended Cut DLC without the constant pressure that was put on Bioware by those "whining" customers?   No, if it was up to the people who sat their taking whatever BW shoved in their pieholes, we'd all have had the announcement about the new in-story, for a fee DLC mission with nothing done to address the garbage of an ending they created.

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What if Synthesis affected the pipe, too? If it can affect synthetics that don't have a dna to begin with, why not? Speculations.

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Modifié par MisterJB, 14 avril 2012 - 08:58 .


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The guys building the Crucible on lunch break...

"Hey Rachni, what are you guys working on over there?"

"We're giving the player other options for the end so they can committ suicide in a different way, what about you?"

"We thought it would be cool to let whoever reaches these handholds to control the Reapers."

"Why not just use them right now?"

"Because we need the Catalyst."

"What will this Catalyst do?"

"Insult our intelligence, then tell us to shoot the wall, grab the hand holds or jump into the beam."

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NoUserNameHere wrote...

Zix13 wrote...

How about no pipe shooting. I would greatly prefer a control panel or something that isn't completely idiotic.


But they said there'd be no Reaper off button!


Well a reaper off tube is just ****ing stupid. Probably just reminded walters of what he was sniffing glue from that morning. 

Modifié par Zix13, 14 avril 2012 - 09:01 .


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JohnShepard12 wrote...

The guys building the Crucible on lunch break...

"Hey Rachni, what are you guys working on over there?"

"We're giving the player other options for the end so they can committ suicide in a different way, what about you?"

"We thought it would be cool to let whoever reaches these handholds to control the Reapers."

"Why not just use them right now?"

"Because we need the Catalyst."

"What will this Catalyst do?"

"Insult our intelligence, then tell us to shoot the wall, grab the hand holds or jump into the beam."

That was great.

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The Angry One wrote...
I'll take shooting a pipe over getting disintegrated to support a philosophy so abhorently racist that it'd make all of Earth's worst bigots combined vomit in terror.

Shooting the pipe is what supports the StarChild's philosophy since it destroys all synthetic life that could present a threat to organic.

Jumping into the green beam of light opens an universe of unlimited possibilities for all life. Organic and Synthetic.
I consider that worhy of being disintegrated for.

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Oldbones2 wrote...

Yeah, as MrBtongue pointed out most of the time if you shoot a machine with your pistol, it breaks the machine.

But whoever designed the crucible most have controlled all their devices/weapons/starships with explosions.

That's odd.

also pointed out that shepard just starts shooting it for no reason, he was never told to shoot it

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Sauruz wrote...

What if Synthesis affected the pipe, too? If it can affect synthetics that don't have a dna to begin with, why not? Speculations.


This is getting into Peter Molydeux territory now. :lol:

"What if a child told you to shoot a pipe to save the world? What if instead, you could jump into a beam of light and make the pipe have feelings???"

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cogsandcurls wrote...

Sauruz wrote...

What if Synthesis affected the pipe, too? If it can affect synthetics that don't have a dna to begin with, why not? Speculations.


This is getting into Peter Molydeux territory now. :lol:

"What if a child told you to shoot a pipe to save the world? What if instead, you could jump into a beam of light and make the pipe have feelings???"


Bravo. I award you an internetz. Whats even funnier is I read this in Molyneux's voice

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2papercuts wrote...

Oldbones2 wrote...

Yeah, as MrBtongue pointed out most of the time if you shoot a machine with your pistol, it breaks the machine.

But whoever designed the crucible most have controlled all their devices/weapons/starships with explosions.

That's odd.

also pointed out that shepard just starts shooting it for no reason, he was never told to shoot it

Well, Shepard pictured Anderson shooting the pipe... so he thought it was the right way to do it. Or maybe the Catalyst gave him that vision. Or something.
Speculations.

MisterJB wrote...

The Angry One wrote...
I'll
take shooting a pipe over getting disintegrated to support a philosophy
so abhorently racist that it'd make all of Earth's worst bigots combined
vomit in terror.

Shooting the pipe is what supports the
StarChild's philosophy since it destroys all synthetic life that could
present a threat to organic.

Jumping into the green beam of light opens an universe of unlimited possibilities for all life. Organic and Synthetic.
I consider that worhy of being disintegrated for.

Synthesis means whatever you want it to mean. It's symbolical mumbo-jumbo.

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You know ... we all might be on to something with this pipe thing. Most of us have been around that buddy who has been smoking it up when they come upon that "brilliant" idea they have to tell you. And they tell it to you and you're "that doesn't make sense, fool." And he insists, "No .. you don't get it .. dude ... dude .. listen .... the rocks .... can sing. Right?!! How awesome is that?"

Yup ... I think all "3" endings involve the pipe.

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NoUserNameHere wrote...

Zix13 wrote...

How about no pipe shooting. I would greatly prefer a control panel or something that isn't completely idiotic.


But they said there'd be no Reaper off button!


...wow. You're right. None of the endings showed us pressing a button. So Bioware didn't lie.

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The pipe is beyond your comprehension.