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HellbirdIV

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I've sort of noticed before that Banshees have very prominent female features, perhaps because of the formula "Scary + Sexy = Creepy" what with the breasts with glowy nipples, the pregnant stomach and such, but well...

So we had a wipe in Multiplayer because Banshees are horrible things, nothing special. I was watching the last survivor, Salarian Infiltrator, doing his best to get away but alas to no avail, he got caught by the Banshee's magnetic hands and sucked into the insta-kill animation.

As he was getting murdernated my eyes slipped downwards and I noticed that the Banshee has more... detail than I had first assumed. To phrase it, ah, delicately, it would appear that Banshees have rather prominently rendered... ah... "Azures".

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Tsk tsk, Bioware. Really now! Don't you think that's overdoing it a bit? <_<

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Fear the laser nipples.

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Filanwizard

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well they do come from Asari. so that explains some of it.

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Praetor Knight

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I never would have noticed that.

And the way you frame it reminds me of HR Giger too.

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BioWare's message is clear. If it's hideous, it's allowed to be naked in ME3.

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Never noticed before, but now that you mention it, I will investigate on my next play through. Assuming I ever start one.

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Arturia Pendragon

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Just remind yourself that this is all a story that the Stargazer is telling a young child and everything will be oka.... Wait, no, that doesn't make it okay. Isn't this game rated M for Mature? Should a child be hearing about Shepard's sexcapades and Reaper mutilation?

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ever time i snipe in mp i aim for the banshee's butt
is that bad

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Arturia Pendragon wrote...

Just remind yourself that this is all a story that the Stargazer is telling a young child and everything will be oka.... Wait, no, that doesn't make it okay. Isn't this game rated M for Mature? Should a child be hearing about Shepard's sexcapades and Reaper mutilation?


Didn't you know? The entire ME story is just a creepy sexual fantasy by a dirty old man.

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Dante's Inferno.

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Inquisitor Recon

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No, not even Sheploo could do a rapeface upon seeing *that.*

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Of course the reapers had to augment the Banshee's crotch! How else is she supposed to use her thighs to squash the skulls of her enemies?

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what are you talking about? can you show a screenshot please?

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Filanwizard

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I never noticed they where naked, its hard to see the female bits when their head occupies most of the sniper scope.

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I am personally glad that videogames have FINALLY joined the rest of pop culture in the backlash against feminism and general cheap-shots against women...
whew...

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mybudgee wrote...

I am personally glad that videogames have FINALLY joined the rest of pop culture in the backlash against feminism and general cheap-shots against women...
whew...


I see your point.  But....

Wouldn't pretending they had nothing down below be insulting too?

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Its almost as if any action will offend...
Also, nice job! So classy and mature to avoid using medical terms like vulva or labia...
Its 2012! We can disuss anatomy in relative safety, can't we? Especially of an IMAGINARY monster chick?!?
:mellow:

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So... Who would have guess... I mean - all the Reaper inventions are somehow naked. Which is strange, considering that at least Husks are made from people whilst they are clothed (I should have know). The fact that Banshee model is übernaked doesn't make it any worse or better. I mean - have you ever seen a cannibal up close? That is much more disturbing than some exposed Asarii waste disposal (and remember - it is not what you think it is, for the Asarii have no need for reproductive organs other than their skin).

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illsteward wrote...

So... Who would have guess... I mean - all the Reaper inventions are somehow naked. Which is strange, considering that at least Husks are made from people whilst they are clothed (I should have know). The fact that Banshee model is übernaked doesn't make it any worse or better. I mean - have you ever seen a cannibal up close? That is much more disturbing than some exposed Asarii waste disposal (and remember - it is not what you think it is, for the Asarii have no need for reproductive organs other than their skin).


then where do asari babies come from? herp derp.

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Blc949 wrote...

mybudgee wrote...

I am personally glad that videogames have FINALLY joined the rest of pop culture in the backlash against feminism and general cheap-shots against women...
whew...


I see your point.  But....

Wouldn't pretending they had nothing down below be insulting too?


They are Asari they have nothing down there to start with.

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chengda85 wrote...

illsteward wrote...

So... Who would have guess... I mean - all the Reaper inventions are somehow naked. Which is strange, considering that at least Husks are made from people whilst they are clothed (I should have know). The fact that Banshee model is übernaked doesn't make it any worse or better. I mean - have you ever seen a cannibal up close? That is much more disturbing than some exposed Asarii waste disposal (and remember - it is not what you think it is, for the Asarii have no need for reproductive organs other than their skin).


then where do asari babies come from? herp derp.


Wast removal and a birth canal is all they have/need....sorry boys sexy timez with Asari is all in your head. Posted Image

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Tom Lehrer wrote...

chengda85 wrote...

illsteward wrote...

So... Who would have guess... I mean - all the Reaper inventions are somehow naked. Which is strange, considering that at least Husks are made from people whilst they are clothed (I should have know). The fact that Banshee model is übernaked doesn't make it any worse or better. I mean - have you ever seen a cannibal up close? That is much more disturbing than some exposed Asarii waste disposal (and remember - it is not what you think it is, for the Asarii have no need for reproductive organs other than their skin).


then where do asari babies come from? herp derp.


Wast removal and a birth canal is all they have/need....sorry boys sexy timez with Asari is all in your head. Posted Image


Yeah, this. It's not like the child isn't a bit of waste, considering how many daughters a matrone can have during her lifespam. :happy:

But @chengda85 - I guess you are kinda right. Of course, I am NOT that intimated with asarii biology, so I tried to keep the topic off the board, because there is never any cannon-related topic and given the general biotic nature of Asarii, they can just Zero Matter the children out of their nosdrills for all we know...

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The birth canal is part of the vagina, asari certainly have one. And no, I don't want to post a screenshot, that would necessitate staying around a Banshee long enough to scope in and make a screen capture, and whenever there's a Banshee on my screen I'm rather occupied with the running and the screaming and the shooting and the swearing.

I'm sure there's some picture on the Googles though. I'd check it up myself, but I already feel really dirty just for noticing in the first place x_x

It's rather strange that Banshees are the only husks with genitals (that I've seen, anyway), I mean, Cannibals, human Husks should have external dangly bits, no? I guess Turian ones are like lizards, able to be sheathed.. and you'd think a Brute would be a good opportunity to show off the by-now-legendary Krogan Quads?

Praetor Shepard wrote...

And the way you frame it reminds me of HR Giger too.


As if I could forget :sick:

Modifié par HellbirdIV, 15 avril 2012 - 06:33 .


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Creepy or not, I would still hit that





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Welcome to a couple months before ME3 was released.