"Clarifying" Bioware's Mass Effect 3 Email.
#351
Posté 15 avril 2012 - 11:14
I know what kind of company can't take a dump on you: A bankrupt one. Quickest way to go bankrupt is when customers become dissatisfied and stop buying your products. Somewhere between that beginning point and that end point we can still hold out hope that they'll get the message before it's too late. They care about the bottom line.
(with)Hold the Wallet!
#352
Posté 15 avril 2012 - 11:18
#353
Posté 15 avril 2012 - 11:19
#354
Posté 15 avril 2012 - 11:23
#355
Posté 15 avril 2012 - 11:25
Modifié par FBI-Azzurri, 15 avril 2012 - 11:26 .
#356
Posté 15 avril 2012 - 11:30
BluKardinal wrote...
Posted this in the other thread:
Right now my jaw is hanging open, drool is coming out the corner of my mouth, and I am squinting in my screen at disbelief. Right up until now I was willing to attribute the, lets call them inconsistencies, between the pre-release marketing and the actual game to benign neglect or simple hyperbole. I wasn't willing to call them liars because I didn't want to impute any malicious intent to what had happened.
But sweet weeping raptor Shepard that is as deceptive and out of context as you could possibly get. There are exactly three explanations for this that account for all observed phenomena:
1) Bioware/EA have the reading comprehension and english language skills of a wombat. The superb writing found throughout the rest of the franchise was a statistical fluke; the chimpanzees with typewriters finally did produce Hamlet.
2) Bioware/EA are shameless charlatans and liars who have no problem engaging in deceptive advertising verging on outright fraud in this case of this add.
3) The marketing department of Bioware/EA are shameless charlatans and liars who have no problem engaging in deceptive advertising verging on outright fraud, and the game's developers along with the rest of the company are either unwilling or unable to stop them.
How dare you!
Wombats are awesome.
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Modifié par Skull Bearer, 15 avril 2012 - 11:30 .
#357
Posté 15 avril 2012 - 11:38
FBI-Azzurri wrote...
I suggest you add this to your spam folder just as I did.
Unsubscribe. I did that during their last wave of spam
#358
Posté 15 avril 2012 - 11:41
Modifié par doodiebody, 15 avril 2012 - 11:42 .
#359
Posté 15 avril 2012 - 11:44
#360
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 12:14
#361
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 12:30
#362
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 12:34
FBI-Azzurri wrote...
I suggest you add this to your spam folder just as I did.
I see what you did there
#363
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 12:39
Of course it's true. You could also say that Hitler managed to unify Europe. Sure, that's true too. What that leaves out is that he was a genocidal maniac who "unified" Europe by simply taking over everything and killing anyone that didn't agree.matthewmi wrote...
Point out something in the picture that isn't true, the end has provoked a huge reaction and it's received lots of perfect scores.
And what this leaves out is that the reaction is that it is nearly universally hated.
#364
Guest_the_geo_law_*
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 01:43
Guest_the_geo_law_*
daecath wrote...
Of course it's true. You could also say that Hitler managed to unify Europe. Sure, that's true too. What that leaves out is that he was a genocidal maniac who "unified" Europe by simply taking over everything and killing anyone that didn't agree.matthewmi wrote...
Point out something in the picture that isn't true, the end has provoked a huge reaction and it's received lots of perfect scores.
And what this leaves out is that the reaction is that it is nearly universally hated.
Exactly.
#365
Guest_the_geo_law_*
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 01:44
Guest_the_geo_law_*
Necroscope wrote...
LOL, I just received this:
Well... yours is more accurate but mine is more real.
#366
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 01:52
#367
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 02:00
Necroscope wrote...
LOL, I just received this:
Lol, nice
#368
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 02:11
I believe that would get their attention the quickest. If everyone subscribed from their mailing list right now, that would actually hit them right in the numbers and I bet they'd take notice.sistersafetypin wrote...
FBI-Azzurri wrote...
I suggest you add this to your spam folder just as I did.
Unsubscribe. I did that during their last wave of spam
I replied to their email and told them to go stuff themselves, but I got a generic "this is an outgoing email server only...blah blah blah".
I didn't mind the bad ending so much at first, but now it's really starting to stick in my craw and this latest is really starting to tick me off.
#369
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 02:17
Over 75 claims of responsiblility!
"9/11 has resulted in the greatest US government reaction of all time!"
-Al Qaeda
#370
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 02:21
superduperkoala wrote...
At this point, I just hang around the forum to see how this whole thing ends. The plot is better than lots stuff on TV.
lol this
what more can EA/Bioware do to ****** of their fans? tune in and find out tomorrow on the ME3 spoliers allowed forums, a subsiduary of BSN.
#371
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 02:23
To me that simply says 'yo! Prepare to reload the game often to avoid screwing everything up!'
#372
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 02:25
#373
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 02:25
LeoDD2k8 wrote...
Acutally it is funny because fox news is the most unreliable news channel of them all. People literally come out less informed from watching it then those who have not watch any news channel.the_geo_law wrote...
Axialbloom wrote...
the_geo_law wrote...
Zix13 wrote...
Seems to be legit. Fox news would be proud.
Hah. Funny because of all the news networks... Fox is the most reliable.
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....
Its actually not funny... it just shows you how terrible the rest of them are.
Except MSNBC, they started their usual bull**** of calling all white people in the tea party racist and they showed a video of someone with an automatic rifle at the tea party rally. Here's the problem, one hour earlier I watched a livestream video of the same person that wasn't cropped, and they were interviewing the black guy asking him why he brought an automatic rifle to the rally.
LMAO. <_<
#374
Guest_the_geo_law_*
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 02:32
Guest_the_geo_law_*
Noatz wrote...
9/11
Over 75 claims of responsiblility!
"9/11 has resulted in the greatest US government reaction of all time!"
-Al Qaeda
... did you just compare Bioware's failed PR to 9/11? :|
#375
Guest_the_geo_law_*
Posté 16 avril 2012 - 02:35
Guest_the_geo_law_*
Diablos2525 wrote...
LeoDD2k8 wrote...
Acutally it is funny because fox news is the most unreliable news channel of them all. People literally come out less informed from watching it then those who have not watch any news channel.the_geo_law wrote...
Axialbloom wrote...
the_geo_law wrote...
Zix13 wrote...
Seems to be legit. Fox news would be proud.
Hah. Funny because of all the news networks... Fox is the most reliable.
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....
Its actually not funny... it just shows you how terrible the rest of them are.
Except MSNBC, they started their usual bull**** of calling all white people in the tea party racist and they showed a video of someone with an automatic rifle at the tea party rally. Here's the problem, one hour earlier I watched a livestream video of the same person that wasn't cropped, and they were interviewing the black guy asking him why he brought an automatic rifle to the rally.
LMAO. <_<
Please do not engage in news network battles. We are here for a reason... and that reason is an asinine ad. I admit, I hate the liberal news media as much as anyone else but this Mass Effect 3 thread is not the place for it.





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