Actually this isn't really a missive describing how much I love the game, I do mind you but this is more of a request.
It occurs to me that a great deal of the discussion about the game, here and elsewhere on the net is about how to get the romance plotlines to work and how to go about getting various characters into bed. It seems to me that there are a great many people keen as mustard to follow their hearts (or trousers) in one way or another in the game. They love it!
People are gagging for romance (pardon the pun) and obviously want more. I confess that as an old-type bird, I felt transported straight back to my teens and getting all fluttery stomached from reading romance novels,
listening to achy love songs over and over and developing utterly unrealistic ideas about what boys were like. Ah, the sweet tragedy of it all! And what with 2/3 of the developed world's teenage girls all heaving-bosom and
breathless over The Twilight Saga, it would appear that Romance is the new black.. or rock.. or something. Did you know that in publishing, the romance genre accounts for over half of ALL book sales?!
And this got me thinking. Future player made content will no doubt be excellent. I'm always utterly gobsmacked at how brilliant player mods are and how they so greatly enhance games (Oblivion was a completely different animal once I had found all the right mods for me and I still play it). But the difficulty that modders face is the one of voice acting and the production value problem that poses. So what they can't really do is make more content about the characters in the game already.
So Bioware, please release Romance DLC! I want to burn, freeze and hack at baddie undead monsters as much as the next person but I would like to carry on my hard won romances with Alistair and Zev. I’ve not attempted a Morrigan tryst yet, she’s a bit scary. I would like to have bath conversations, I would like them to make comments when I fall in battle (all “NOOOOO” and “I will avenge you!” – you know the sort of thing). I would like more options to carry on having interesting conversations with them after we’ve reached 100% lovey-doveyness, their chatter falls off rather once you've made them love you at the moment. I want the story lines to be slow, deep and exciting (ahem sorry.) But I want it to fit perfectly and integrate with my exploring, fighting and killing. And it won't be the same without the same actor voices, it just wouldn't. So you'll just have to pay the chaps that do them another tenner or two.
Anyway, it’s up to you Bioware, we can’t do it ourselves, you have to bring the hearts, flowers and tonguey snogs to us.
[edit - huge apologies for the formatting! argh]
Modifié par Tarante11a, 06 décembre 2009 - 12:33 .





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