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So Those Thanix Cannons...(The Official ME3 Sarcasm Thread!)


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Reptilian Rob

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Wow man, they totally ripped the Reapers a new one in the final space battle scene. All key ships were retrofitted with them after ME1 and the codex states the cannon can punch through any known barrier.

Amazing ending, I'm really glad I played ME3! Everything made a lot of sense! 

<_<

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Victorious and uplifting!

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viperabyss wrote...

Victorious and uplifting!

I was so happy with the ending, I smiled for a good week because of how uplifting it was. 

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viperabyss wrote...

Victorious and uplifting!


And artistic. Don't forget about how it's artistic.

Seriously, WTF? Couldn't animate a the shots form the Alliance and Turian ships as blue instead of that faint yellow color? Maybe an exploding Reaper or 2? Lazy development team is lazy.

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Me too!

The whole ending had this really trippy deja vu feel to it....I still can't quite place why...

I especially loved all the Image IPB in it and how streamlined all those side missions were. It was like I wasn't even doing anything, but the numbers kept on going up! Image IPB

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Reptilian Rob wrote...

viperabyss wrote...

Victorious and uplifting!

I was so happy with the ending, I smiled for a good week because of how uplifting it was. 


Same here! I loved the Adam and Eve theme. I have to tip my hat to them for coming up with something so original and refreshing!

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Yeah it was quite inspiring to see all those war assets really take it to the reapers, and the final fight with Harbinger as you sabotage him....EPIC!!!! Good thing they went tried and true and no weird Matrix type stuff.

Kudos Bioware.

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eddieoctane wrote...

viperabyss wrote...

Victorious and uplifting!


And artistic. Don't forget about how it's artistic.

Seriously, WTF? Couldn't animate a the shots form the Alliance and Turian ships as blue instead of that faint yellow color? Maybe an exploding Reaper or 2? Lazy development team is lazy.

It wasn't artsy enough. 

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****.... This thread broke my sarcasm meter.

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We see 3 or 4 blots of blue comets like Thannix Cannon thing , in the Fleets Arrive Cutscene but after that all ships are firing traditional cannons !

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Zix13 wrote...

****.... This thread broke my sarcasm meter.


U didnt get the new DLC????  Get it!!! 

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vivaladricas wrote...

Zix13 wrote...

****.... This thread broke my sarcasm meter.


U didnt get the new DLC????  Get it!!! 

Yeah man, new DLC puts a Thanix cannon on Miranda's ass. 

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eddieoctane wrote...

viperabyss wrote...

Victorious and uplifting!


And artistic. Don't forget about how it's artistic.

It's amazing how that gets pasted places Bioware never claimed.

And repeated for things it has no bearing on, as if it were somehow witty or novel to repeat it.


Seriously, WTF? Couldn't animate a the shots form the Alliance and Turian ships as blue instead of that faint yellow color? Maybe an exploding Reaper or 2? Lazy development team is lazy.

The shots from the main ships have always been yellow... and you did get an exploding Reaper or two.

Lazy viewer is lazy.

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Reptilian Rob wrote...

viperabyss wrote...

Victorious and uplifting!

I was so happy with the ending, I smiled for a good week because of how uplifting it was. 


And don't forget the speculations. Oh man, I haven't had that much fun speculating in a very long while.

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Ultra Prism wrote...

We see 3 or 4 blots of blue comets like Thannix Cannon thing , in the Fleets Arrive Cutscene but after that all ships are firing traditional cannons !

Well duh, because they all realized that without Garrus there to calibrate, their cannons just shoot useless blue blobs.

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Reptilian Rob

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Dean_the_Young wrote...

eddieoctane wrote...

viperabyss wrote...

Victorious and uplifting!


And artistic. Don't forget about how it's artistic.

It's amazing how that gets pasted places Bioware never claimed.

And repeated for things it has no bearing on, as if it were somehow witty or novel to repeat it.


Seriously, WTF? Couldn't animate a the shots form the Alliance and Turian ships as blue instead of that faint yellow color? Maybe an exploding Reaper or 2? Lazy development team is lazy.

The shots from the main ships have always been yellow... and you did get an exploding Reaper or two.

Lazy viewer is lazy.

You got ONE exploding Reaper than didn't even explode fully, he just listed and fired his beam.

Laid back Reaper is laid back. 

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vivaladricas wrote...

Yeah it was quite inspiring to see all those war assets really take it to the reapers, and the final fight with Harbinger as you sabotage him....EPIC!!!! Good thing they went tried and true and no weird Matrix type stuff.

Kudos Bioware.


I know! A Matrix ending wouldn't have fit with ME at all. I'm glad they went with something so much more original. I was a bit disappointed that Harbinger panicked and flew off before I could geta  finishing shot in...but can't blame him really. If he hadn't have copped out like that, he would have had to admit he had been wrong...

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xxskyshadowxx wrote...

vivaladricas wrote...

Yeah it was quite inspiring to see all those war assets really take it to the reapers, and the final fight with Harbinger as you sabotage him....EPIC!!!! Good thing they went tried and true and no weird Matrix type stuff.

Kudos Bioware.


I know! A Matrix ending wouldn't have fit with ME at all. I'm glad they went with something so much more original. I was a bit disappointed that Harbinger panicked and flew off before I could geta  finishing shot in...but can't blame him really. If he hadn't have copped out like that, he would have had to admit he had been wrong...

The beam he fired at me was totally awesome too, I stood there for ten minutes and he never hit me. 

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Reptilian Rob wrote...

vivaladricas wrote...

Zix13 wrote...

****.... This thread broke my sarcasm meter.


U didnt get the new DLC????  Get it!!! 

Yeah man, new DLC puts a Thanix cannon on Miranda's ass. 

"That's no moon." 

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Reptilian Rob wrote...
I smiled for a good week because of how uplifting it was.


That elevator was very uplifting

:D

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Does Normandy in ME3 even have Thanix cannons? 

I don't even consider the Alliance Normandy to be..the Normandy. They changed it into a garbage ship.

Anyway, yeah, the end of the game is a disaster. Didn't just start with starchild, started way before that.

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viperabyss wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

viperabyss wrote...

Victorious and uplifting!

I was so happy with the ending, I smiled for a good week because of how uplifting it was. 


And don't forget the speculations. Oh man, I haven't had that much fun speculating in a very long while.


It was totally like Lost....in Space!

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Sledge454 wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...
I smiled for a good week because of how uplifting it was.


That elevator was very uplifting

:D


All three endings were really unique. Red was explosively exciting, Blue was shockingly satisfying, but Green was kind of a downer, when I jumped. 

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I still don't see why the reaper weakness discovered on Rannoch was not important.

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Reaper beams are slow and childs play, that one on rannoch was laughable. I took a squirt in between one of the shots and laughed at how slow he was. I was all like

"You dead serious that you can wipe out all life shooting that slow? Stormtroopers have better accuracy."

He was all like

"Nu uh!!!!"