drayfish wrote...
Well, we're golden now, and everyone is happy! I guess genocide and eugenics were the answer! Thank you, Reapers!'
And weirdly this message is only exacerbated by the additional 'clarity' we were provided after months of confusion and bewilderment. It seems like we went from nihilistic vagaries in the Original Version of the game, with players justifiably freaking out at the grim endpoint depicted (crashed ship; stranded universe; starving troops; division; chaos), to the openly offensive condescension of the Extended Cut. I watch any one of those final scenes now and it feels like the writers are speaking to me like I've just suffered a head trauma.
You said it like it is. I was buffled that they comunicate with fans in such, condescending, immature fashion in new EC "dialogue".
'Red' Hackett: 'Hey we totally rebuilt everything after Destroy. Yesssswedid! Yeswedidwedid. Nothing important was harmed, you silly billys. ...Even-though-we-explicitly-showed-it-all-blowing-up-violently-and-irretrievably-in-the-original-versions-of-these-scenes. Yes, this victory belongs to each of us ...every man, woman and child. Every civilisation, on every world. Hey, don't bother looking at that pile of Geth. They're just tired. They's sweeping. ...Also they didn't have souls. ...And we can probably rebuild them. ...And shut up.'
'Blue' Shepard: 'Check out how awesome I am now that I have ascended beyond death. Did you like me cause I was all kind and nice? Well I'm all benevolent now. Trusies. ...Or did you like me all badass and kicking dudes in the face? Cause it's about to get all Old Testament in here, y'all... Either way, reconstituting me as the disembodied voice of the Reapers was a wicked awesome decision. You totally shouldn't bother thinking about the crazy logic of it any more than you already have. Watch me walking in slow motion through white space like in Highway to Heaven. ...Oh, you never saw that show? Hey, never mind. It was probably awesome.'
'Green' EDI: 'Wow, I'm heaps great now. I was totally not alive before. You know all those times before when I told you I was alive? Yeah, I was dumb and wrong. That's because I wasn't alive then. But I am now. ...Not then though. I (and by extension everyone else who argues against my death) must have sounded so stupid back then. And hey, since it worked out so great for me you probably shouldn't worry about the horrifying implications of what happened to everyone else in the universe. Oh, look: a salty emission from my eye as I experience emotion. ...Because I'm alive. Did I mention that?'
'Yellow' Catalyst: 'Oh, you're choosing Refuse? Or maybe you're just shooting me in the face because I represent the laziest writing inflicted upon a franchise since The Great Gazoo in The Flintstones.* Either way, I'm about to ask you, politely, to GET THE F**K OUT OF MY GAME! Go on. Git. Now watch me make your Shepard just stand here like a goon. By the way, you're welcome for the new ending.'
All Endings: Oh, and by the way: no matter what you chose (except Refuse – you Refusing sons of b****es), check out how great everyone else in the universe is doing now – and remember: don't bother thinking about any of it for more than a minute. ...No seriously. See, even the Normandy is fine. Violent, irreparable crash? Whaaaaaat? No – everyone just stopped off to pick some space papayas, that's all. And shut up, listen to that warm swelling music. How great does that feel? See how everyone's happy and doing things? Living their lives and all? It's almost like your decisions had even the slightest impact. Look at that slide there. You would never have seen that if you hadn't spent a hundred hours investing in decisions you believed to be meaningful. ...What do you mean 'YouTube'? That's a funny sounding word. 'YouTube'. You're funny.
Hehe, no, you're very, very funny. I was really laughing at your take on the ending. An it also came to me, the tone that jumps-out of your post is almost like "Still Alive" from Portal.
Imagine this song when the credits roll.
(Biowareist/all endings)This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
(Reapers/all endings)We do what we must because we can.
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead.
(Everybody/chorus/all endings)But there's no sense crying over every mistake
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake
And the science gets done and you make a neat gun
For the people who are still alive.
(Legion:(Red ending)I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you.
Now this data make a beautiful line.
And we're all out of living and we'll be dead on time.
So I'm GLAD I got burned, think of all the things you (could have) (l)earned
For the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay dead.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe - you can rebuild EDI
THAT WAS A JOKE. HA HA, FAT CHANCE.
(Catalyst/green)Anyway, green wave cake ending would have been also great:
It is a shame, but never to late
It would be so easy and without any cost
It's so deliciously synthetic and organicly moist.
(Catalyst/refuse)Look at me still talking when there's genocide to do.
When I look out there it makes me GLADalyst I'm not you.
I've experiments to run,
there is research to be done
On the people who are still alive
(Catalyst/all endings)And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing genocide and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
Still alive
(I'm so very sorry to (mis)use this ingenius Portal song for this, and to set lighter tone with portal ending for this disastrous catalyst ending)
Regarding 2001: The Space Odissey.
I didn't mind the Kubrick's ending. The whole movie is magnificient, it was almost not a movie at all. A breakthrough for SF. Kubrick achieved something not seen before and ever after in SF and film art. His ending is
maybe (hardly)debatable because it would have broken all "magic" of that film(story) with really, unnecesarry explanations.
For me it is almost impossible to compare to this and I admit that I have never saw any disconnect there. Mechanism and execution is completely different and not to compare.
I think even that It is almost complimentary to Bioware's scandalous ending(and derogatory to Clarke and Kubrick) to mention this masterpiece in "relation" to
this catalyst anti-deus ex machina mechanism.
Why anti? Because it had complete opposite effect, it turned the ME story
into tragedy. I honestly can't see any relation to 2001: Space Odissey.
Modifié par SHARXTREME, 26 juillet 2012 - 05:16 .