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Oodle12

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So i just witnessed a level 20 SALARIAN INFILTRATOR take 5 minutes to kill a single Geth Hunter on BRONZE!!
He came exceptionally close to dying too.

His n7 rank was in the low hundreds. 

Anyone witnessed something that can top that?

Modifié par Oodle12, 16 avril 2012 - 08:29 .


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That time the last enemy was Nemesis and the last guy left just chilled with it. Took about an hour, but I didn't quit out of rage.

Modifié par SergeantSnookie, 16 avril 2012 - 08:31 .


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That time when we finished reapers on gold, i finished with 290k xp and 2nd place had 50k
I usually dont rage at bad players i just lol when they die >:D

Modifié par cgtrfghj7, 16 avril 2012 - 11:42 .


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Ahhh, since joining the forum I have noticed people talk about elitists. Are the above examples of this?

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I once saw a Glitched Banshee on Silver. She attempted to teleport to get either me or my turret on Firebase White. The problem? She teleported up onto the catwalk and got stuck on the snow. When our team found out, it turned into a full on firing squad.

One thing i did personally i'm sure people on the team found amusing. I had to use three entire ammo clips to kill off a Prime with my GE with Pulse Rifle. Never again.

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Ivar01 wrote...

I once saw a Glitched Banshee on Silver. She attempted to teleport to get either me or my turret on Firebase White. The problem? She teleported up onto the catwalk and got stuck on the snow. When our team found out, it turned into a full on firing squad.

One thing i did personally i'm sure people on the team found amusing. I had to use three entire ammo clips to kill off a Prime with my GE with Pulse Rifle. Never again.


its even funnier when she tries to teleport and hits the cealing all the time...makes the Banshee really easy on Firebase White

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Banshee's on the upper walkway on Firebase White.

Bioware. DON'T EVER FIX THIS. Banshee glitching into places and not being able to get out is the funniest thing ever, to me and the friends that I play with.

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I saw an Atlas get stuck on the traffic control roof of Firebase Hydra. It would have been funny but from up there it had excellent fire position on us.

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Ah yes, walkways and balconies are the only natural predators of the Banshee.

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I've seen a brute pick up my friend who was a Krogan and smash him. I cried from laughter.

Probably a "had to be there" moment, I've never seen a Krogan move that fast.

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its funny when you see someone die on Ravager juice...its like epic fail...its specially funny after that dude downs a Banshee

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- when i finally affirmed my own importance by placing everyone else i play with in an inferior category... so hilarious!
- anytime i get to use all of the awesome skills i've been developing out of a juvenile, compensatory need for one-upping other people.
- when i turn off the game and realize that, although it's funny i'm so much better at mass effect 3 than like, everyone else on the planet, my life is largely unchanged by it and i still need to change my underwear sometimes...

actually, i think it's funny when you point your gun sights up and everybody does it too... or when everybody gets taken down by a grenade, or how in-between waves, everybody starts sparring with each other. i've also played with fun krogans who don't ever die, so everybody forms a chain gang behind him. often we make songs about these krogans.

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Asari Adept with a mantis on hydra geth gold. She was wearing bright red, yellow, and blue, it was like Santa Clauis sent an elf to help the war effort. She didn't detonate my reaves, but she was doing very good sniping the same way elites do in counterstrike, walking back and forth slowly to align aim lol.

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I was in a game where someone used two rockets on the first wave.

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I once saw an Asari Adept die 4 times by the same turret. Not like she was cornered or anything, she just got mowed down on one spot, was revived and proceeded to sit on the same spot again to see what the hell happened. 4 times. I don't like to make fun of people but that particular brain fart was absolutely hilarious.

Also, Guardian gang-bangs usually get me too.

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Escocido wrote...

Ah yes, walkways and balconies are the only natural predators of the Banshee.


Well on Reactor I've had a smilar issue when the Cerberus troops get "stuck" dropping onto the platform opposite the LZ.

I had my team spend 15-20 minutes cirlcing the map. Mics on all of us are calling out where we are. We go to our separare coroners and try and cover all poissible avenues - nothing. Untill someone finally looks up and sees a centurion and Nemesis frozen  in mid-air.

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Sidney wrote...

Escocido wrote...

Ah yes, walkways and balconies are the only natural predators of the Banshee.


Well on Reactor I've had a smilar issue when the Cerberus troops get "stuck" dropping onto the platform opposite the LZ.

I had my team spend 15-20 minutes cirlcing the map. Mics on all of us are calling out where we are. We go to our separare coroners and try and cover all poissible avenues - nothing. Untill someone finally looks up and sees a centurion and Nemesis frozen  in mid-air.


LOL, I found a Marauder like that once, I just turned a corner and there he was, floating in mid-air. We looked at each other awkwardly, and then I helped him down with my Claymore. I'm a helper.

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wave ten of gold, all objectives complete and a salarian infiltrator is the last man standing, there's one pyro left and he starts d*cking around with it spamming energy drain to stunlock it, he then walks up to it spamming energy drain, then gets downed by the pyro (LOL) then he uses medigel and the same damn thing happens again, and he uses all his medigel on the one pyro. tactical face-palm.

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I am not sure if this counts but:
I was in a lobby with my friend and she didn't mind some people joining so I made it public and 2 kids joined shortly after and the first thing one of them said to my friend was:

"omg are you a girl?"

Me: *facepalm*....

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i dont normally play with randoms but when i do,
the game dosnt go to well except this one time at marine camp there was a solider stood there and took multiply rockets to the face.

and one game a level 83 i think kept asking how to swtich weapons.

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I once decided to hang back and watch this Vanguard proceed to pwn seemingly everything in the room, only to get nailed by a lone Geth Trooper from behind afterwards. I must have been laughing for the rest of the game because I could barely breathe by the end of it.

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Cal132 wrote...

Ahhh, since joining the forum I have noticed people talk about elitists. Are the above examples of this?


I'd say no.  I'm about as far from elitist as one can get - I love backpacking N7 1-10 players through their first few matches.  I usually won't even vote to kick for level on silver.  The situations above are legitimate WTFs.

Re the OP:
Anyone who's been playing long enough to have a fully-leveled SI should be able to kill ANY enemy in under 20 seconds on bronze, and that's being extremely generous.  And a hunter's not even a boss-lebel baddie.  Energy drain to drop its shields --> one shot kill anywhere on the body with a decent weapon.  Dead in under 3 seconds, 8ish if you completely whiff on the first shot and have a very slow-reload weapon.

Re the second post:
I'm sure an hour's an exaggeration, but no enemy on any difficulty should ever take more than a minute regardless of character class or level.

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IElitePredatorI wrote...

I am not sure if this counts but:
I was in a lobby with my friend and she didn't mind some people joining so I made it public and 2 kids joined shortly after and the first thing one of them said to my friend was:

"omg are you a girl?"

Me: *facepalm*....


To be fair, Girls are really more of a rumor on ME MP.

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Way back during the demo I was asked by a guy with an ~80-ish N7 rank why he kept getting rockets in his packs but hadn't ever gotten the rocket launcher. At first I assumed trolling, but he was pretty earnest about it.

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Unnamed_Shadow wrote...

its funny when you see someone die on Ravager juice...its like epic fail...its specially funny after that dude downs a Banshee

Once I was backing away backwards whilst shooting a Banshee and walked into a just slayed Ravager, and 5 or 6 swarmers jumped on me and I died. :P

Only time those little buggers have gotten me.