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[Khayness]

Charged an Atlas on FB Glacier near the LZ, and it fell off the map.

[Domnuxx]

The first time I "committed suicide". My teammates were laughing hard.

[ADLegend21]

I played public once, not in an XBL party and I got hit on ebcause I was playing a female human infiltraitor. they were all like "Hey babe you're pretty good, are you hot?" I then put as much bass in my voice as I could and I said "I'm totally hot, are you?" and scared the **** out of them. Boys are st00pid. XD

(I'm a guy btw)

[happy_daiz]

^ I don't care who you are, that's funny.

I don't know if it was more funny or sad, but I had to be revived like 5 times in one game last night. I was up, then I was down, then I was up, then I was down. With a level 20 Geth Engineer. With a freaking flamethrower turret, even.  /facepalm

Modifié par happy_daiz, 16 avril 2012 - 03:41 .

[soulstriker09]

 
...this was a random match where we all arrived as geth engineers.
...then our enemies were geth as well. LOL

[dr octagon 3000]

when i didnt have much in the way of weapons/powers etc. me and this other random were the last ones left.. i took everything down til the last atlas...  after 10 minutes of baiting and blasting the atlas down to ONE HEALTH, the jack*** pulls out a rocket and kills him... wow

[dday3six]

Two people following a 3rd round with Scorpions as they did nothing be pump round after round at the ground around the person trying to annoy them for leeching in the previous game.

[Xcimeister]

Oh I got one, I had a friend staying over and wanted him to get hooked on ME3 Multiplayer, so I let him play on my computer. He tried a few classes, but things got proper fun once I managed to get him to play Krogan Soldier. It's fair to say he enjoyed the heavy melee.

It was on bronze, so I didn't care much about his party members. They were at level 15-20 and were sticking together, so I told him not to bother with trying to save them, they shouldn't die anyhow. Sadly, they did die (somehow) and while we managed to ress one, the rest bled out. After we painlessly cleared the round, one of the deceased ran up to his poor Krogan and started shooting and meleeing him. His pathetic little fury made us both cry with laughter.

Oh, and the game ended with my friend going toe to toe melee with an Atlas and got himself executed, and the other players couldn't do without him. Fair to say he got a few vote kicks when back in the lobby, much fun!

[Joe1962]

Wave 10, with 2 others, we had one last enemy that was totally invincible. He could hurt us, but we could not touch him with weapons, melee and I even tried a rocket.

I had a mic and told the others to let him kill us. Me and one of the others did so, but the third person kept reviving us...we finally had to quit the game. :-(

[Nissun]

 

Adragalus wrote...

[5] Jesusphantom. I think she had been Stasis'd too much, because the last time we froze her, she was doing her little jetboot-flip... except when she dropped out of Stasis, she just floated around the map in the crucifixion pose, not firing or anything, just following up around harmlessly. We kept her as a pet until the end of the round, when we arranged a simultaneous rocket strike from all 4 players.

It was the only way to be sure.

This, oh Lord, this. Saw it during the demo, not ever since.

If anyone on PC manages to record it some day send me a link to the video. It's just freaking hilarious.

[Goaliebot]

Oodle12 wrote...

So i just witnessed a level 20 SALARIAN INFILTRATOR take 5 minutes to kill a single Geth Hunter on BRONZE!!
He came exceptionally close to dying too.

His n7 rank was in the low hundreds. 

Anyone witnessed something that can top that?

Uh oh - was that me? Same name as here, XBL. N7 245 or so, was playing Lvl 20 SI with the GPS yesterday.

I'm a *terrible* shot. Yesterday I ended up soloing 2 waves in Silver against Geth on Hydra after my squad went down. I did it, but it took a while. Cloak, ED, Shoot- MISS. Run away. Repeat.

I don't think I took 5 minutes to down 1 Hunter, but it may have taken almost 5 to solo finish the wave each time.

In my defense, I scored decently each game (2nd or 3rd) and I did solo complete those 2 waves when everyone else died.

We all went down on wave 8 because I got killed, no one revived me and my Medigels did that glitch where I had some left, but the button to use them did nothing. Then everyone else died and that was it for us.

[Chromie]

Funniest thing? 3 afk players in a gold match.

[NM_Che56]

optimistickied wrote...

actually, i think it's funny when you point your gun sights up and everybody does it too...

GREAT IDEA!!!

[Goaliebot]

Skelter192 wrote...

Funniest thing? 3 afk players in a gold match.

I just gotta tell you, I laugh everytime I see your avatar and I can hear Liz singing "Everybody dance now!". That scene is my all-time favorite 30 Rock scene.

After L.U.N.C.H. we have C.L.A.S.S., remember.

[NM_Che56]

Me charging a turret unwittingly. It was behind 2 cerberus troopers. I smack into the one then... OH NOEZ!!

XP

[PlatonicWaffles]

Getting a 25 Revives badge on Wave 3 with 3 Vanguards in my team.

On Bronze.

Modifié par Dylia, 16 avril 2012 - 04:29 .

[MC_Loki]

Firebase Reactor vs. Geth, Bronze. Down to one last trooper on wave 10. I pull off a grab just as a vanguard charged into it. Something went glitchy, and the geth could not be killed. Hits would register and it would go through stagger animations, but its health would not drop. It systematically made its way through the map, killing us all one at a time.

Hit a Cerberus trooper with a net using my Batarian Sentinel just as it was mounting a ladder. The net hit, and the trooper then proceeded to sloooooooooowly slide down the ladder.

[IElitePredatorI]

Dylia wrote...

Getting a 25 Revives badge on Wave 3 with 3 Vanguards in my team.

On Bronze.

Your profile picture makes it funnier for me.

[NM_Che56]

Pull>...waited for Cannibal to get very high up....Reave>Cannibal goes into the stratosphere at Mach 3

[Domnuxx]

Dylia wrote...

Getting a 25 Revives badge on Wave 3 with 3 Vanguards in my team.

On Bronze.

If I'm not mistaken the golden revives badge is for 15 revives (it's 5-10-15).

[Malkeor]

It might not be that impressive but it was a first experience for me, but I soloed wave 10 (Geth, Hydra) on bronze as a level 1 soldier (avenger) when the rest of my team died almost immediately.

It was just so crazy...i ended up laughing.
(that and 3 other teammates immediately dying)

Modifié par Malkeor, 16 avril 2012 - 04:40 .

[Sherbet Lemon]

The drunk and high guy that came into our match one night.  He had just come from seeing  Hunger Games and yelled KATNISS really loud into the mic.  Needless to say, that was an interesting night...

[DiebytheSword]

Siansonea II wrote...

nwj94 wrote...

IElitePredatorI wrote...

I am not sure if this counts but:
I was in a lobby with my friend and she didn't mind some people joining so I made it public and 2 kids joined shortly after and the first thing one of them said to my friend was:

"omg are you a girl?"

Me: *facepalm*....

To be fair, Girls are really more of a rumor on ME MP.

Not true. I'm female, and I've played with several other females, even on Public.

Quite true, off the top of my head I have 4 girls on my freinds list for Origin.

[Hyperion II]

two other players die to swarmers on bronze.
Fail can't begin to describe it.

[Lolb4udiez]

Krogan failing to punch maraudet 5 times and dies