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[MuhidinSaid]

Played a geth gold FB Dagger...with a black geth infiltrator rocking a gps, we were all in the circular room next to the LZ and you can pretty much see where this is going. It was pretty funny watching him duke it out with two or three hunters at a time. Took a while before this one realized it was constantly shooting at the wrong target... and this one doesn't usually scream but when he came up behind me once while stealthed, he fired off a gps shot.

Not gunna lie, kinda let out a weird shriek-scream combo.

Modifié par MuhidinSaid, 16 avril 2012 - 08:56 .

[BioTick]

I once witnessed an Asari Adept use Throw to send no less than 8 Cerberus Troopers over the railing of the FB:W landing pad in... oh, maybe 30 seconds flat.

They just kept poping up, jet packs roaring and all. As soon as their feet touched the ground... BOOM!!! Off they went in the scenery. Just like that. One after the other. Something between "batter up" and "whack-a-mole". Priceless.

Modifié par BioTick, 16 avril 2012 - 09:03 .

[ClockworkSpectre]

Throw is awesome for funny moments. I like to aim down at the enemies feet with it, so it arcs up and launches them up into the air, its so great. That and also when you die on a staircase and your body falls down the stairs.

[Superdude CHAZZ]

One time on FB White Cerberus Gold, a krogan fell through the landing pad and onto the platform underneath. He ended up being the last alive. His only way to kill the remaining enemies was by detonating his tech armor.

[CarlTheNoob]

seeing an entire squad of asari adepts making countless biotic explosions to make quick work of an antire gold match in just over 20 min. 

seeing the geth attack a decoy and for some reason spin around like 10 times really fast, and yes i have seen this many times and it never gets old.  HAHAHAHAHA

[ZoSo159]

I was playing on Firebase Ghost (not too sire what it was called exactly) and my whole team got downed on wave 8 on silver and I was a human solder with an M23-Katana X and M-6 Carnifex I and some how I managed to beat the wave. Granted I used 3 survival packs, 2 rockets, all my med gel, and had to throw grenades a lot but even with my crappy computer and equally crappy skills I did it.

[NikkoJT]

Playing a Silver match with a friend and two randoms. Everyone except this one Human Infiltrator died on an activate-4 wave. Now, in the previous game, the guy had been last one alive on a hold-out wave, and carried it despite Banshees. This time though, there were Phantoms. EVERYWHERE. And an Atlas. He got one of the two remaining objectives..and the last objective was next to the Atlas and two of the Phantoms. He killed one of the Phantoms, and ducked behind cover to do the objective.
Then the other Phantom arrived and took him down. Not instakill, just normal melee.

Over the course of the next 30 seconds, about FOUR other Phantoms came over to stand on his body. I guess he figured he might as well try to run for it, 'cause he popped a gel and stood up.

*shwunkshwunkshwunk(haa!)shwunkshwunk(haa!)shwunkshwunkshwunk* "Teammate is offline!"

And then we wiped.

[Grubilmeister]

Hands down, the funniest thing I've seen was on Firebase Ghost, against the Geth. Some random Krogan soldier goes sprinting into a room, ready to beat some Geth down. He INSTANTLY turns around and sprints out, with all sorts of fire, and flames following him (courtesy of the Pyros). It's really a "had to be there" moment, but it was great. lol

[Dan Matrix]

A Geth trooper gliched out on Condor, went untargetable but could still attack us. It was the last enemy and the 3 of us spent 10 mins shooting, meleeing, grenading and using abilities to no avail. I tried to lure it to cover in an attempt to grab it when it decided to vault over the cover and fell through the map to its death ending the wave finally. Was an awesome ending.

[Chessrook44]

Posting this due to a friend of mine having an opinion of something I did being hilarious.

Had a Vantard warping all over the place and dying a lot, and loudly proclaiming how he loved Biotic Charging Pyros and Primes (We were fighting Geth) and Brutes and Banshees. At the end of one wave I walked over to a large crate, faced the crate, and repeatedly hit the light melee. I was playing a Krogan.

[Bang]
[Bang]
[Bang]

[GiantSludgeMonster]

It's already been mentioned at least once but my funniest moment so far was definitely the time I went down as I was about to charge and then seeing my incapacitated body fly 10 yards and slam into a cerberus trooper.

[Inside_Joke]

Three headbanging Krogan Vanguards.

And one widdle Krogan soldier.

Greatest family rage-union ever.

[Walker1610]

So for starters I use to be one of those Krogans running around meleeing everybody until the faithful day a brute was in the middles of his instant kill on me (after me playing with him the whole round, karma I know) when out of no where of all people a Salarian Engineer kills it at the last moment right before I die. I go on to be his bodyguard the rest of the match, uniting two waring races over my stupidity 

[Krayzin]

That occasional moment in gold where all 4 teammembers are lying downed in the corner, with no less than 5 Phantoms all standing around our pile of corpses. We might try a synchronised medigel revive, only to be plib-plib'd back down before we've finished getting up.

Well, I'm usually crying with laughter. It might sometimes just be crying.

[A Menacing Twig]

I rarely see anything funny. The funniest thing I've seen so far was an enemy geth spinning in circles.

[CarlTheNoob]

A Menacing Twig wrote...

I rarely see anything funny. The funniest thing I've seen so far was an enemy geth spinning in circles.

iv seen this many times, its halarious lol

[humes spork]

I respecced my salarian engineer tonight to be pure melee on a whim (6/6/6/0/6, fitness had all melee evolutions) and decided to try it out in a handful of silver, bronze and a gold match. Packed a heavy pistol with the melee evolution and a scope.

Dear mother of god. I figured it would be stupid, but not so stupid that it would actually work. I wouldn't try it versus reapers gold, but beyond that it works really well.

The funny came on wave 10 in the silver geth game I was in to test the build. I dropped a decoy and dove headlong into a pack of three hunters to rescue a teammate, spamming ED and melee for everything I was worth. I can only imagine what it looked like to see the little salarian go blood rage and pistol whip a bunch of geth to death.

Modifié par humes spork, 17 avril 2012 - 02:51 .

[spirosz]

Basically, three of my buddies were Geth Infiltrator and were in a lobby with a random dude. So as the game started, they all cloaked and ran up behind and surrounded him, then did the Geth's power melee all at the same time and the dude ended up freaking out!

[varteral6162]

A Cerberus Engineer being killed by his own turret due to sabotage, i think the Cerberus would be "A Engineer mad with depression turned his turret on himself" because Cerberus would never admit their turrets could be hacked.

[Badpanzer]

I was farming Geth on gold with a random team when I was to slow to get to the hack area and got pasted by the geth horde.
Meanwhile one of my teamates is yelling at me in a strong german accent..Badpanzer you ****** you suck etc etc
Then the next round the entire team wiped fast but my little SE went rambo on the geth(wave 8)and saved the day..silence on the mic.
The team then proceeded to wipe on wave 9 as well....I saved their sorry asses yet again...it was awesome but the best moment was when i heard that german guy say..WTF? how you do that? lol
I said nothing at all

[aequitaz]

Just had this fun match on silver where I played my bat soldier - since he's a rather brutal guy he's always taking the kishock and the graal with him so that he can impale the enemies before he throws explosive blades right into their guts

Well I was running around sniping with the kishock on firebase dagger - there is this huge spawn spot right across from the sniper base - and while running around I saw this lonely nemesis sitting in cover and waiting for a victim. I could also hear that a krogan was going crazy right next to us - so I thought let's kill her fast before the insane krogan arrives - so I charged the kishock and unloaded the harpoon right into the poor nemesis' head. Now what you'd expect is that she would be sort of impaled into the floor but this time the engine decided that the nemesis had to make an enormous "fly/salto/jump" ... and right then the krogan stormed into the area and just witnessed the nemesis flying and "backflipping"  right over his head - I didn't talk to the other player but just by his movements I could tell that he was like "wtf?"

Modifié par aequitaz, 17 avril 2012 - 03:01 .

[Hunter of Deathclaws and Tanks]

The moment when my rocket passed right through the armpit of an Atlas.

[Walker1610]

the game I just finished literally 4 minutes ago where a guy came in and said Reapers on Silver this will be easy (keep in mind his N7 was almost twice mines). This is how the game played out
.
-He died at LEAST 3 times each round (when he was doing good)
-Someone in the background was constantly telling him how much he sucked
-He threatened to rage quit because he kept getting killed by husk(yes HUSK, he had a level 20 Asaria Adept)
-My score was twice as much as his
and after all that he wanted to boot me from the game because he said I was stealing all his kills and that's why my score was so high(okay that was true because after I finished soloing Brutes, Banshees, and a few Ravagers I'd go kill the Maruaders he spent half the round trying to kill)

O did I mention he called my Human Engineer a p***y at the start of the match

[KennyAshes]

Just had a gold game in which a lower level human soldier owned everyone by headshooting everything. (not instakills because he also took multiple on primes, pyro' and hunters). When we wiped on level 7 he had 3 times the score of our infiltrators.

Modifié par KennyAshes, 17 avril 2012 - 08:59 .

[Zurdo99]

was on one of new maps.. umm.. not the dark one, but that other one (cant remember name of map). we were on thta bunker on right side of spawn, spamming biotics and whatnot. At some point i felt it's too crowded as i couldn't move left or right in cover, so i said to buddy, that "it's too crowded, so gonna move away litttle for more space". there is an table in middle of that room, so i went to other side of table to look around where i should go, i started to scream to my buddy "watch on your left side, NOW!" there was engineer trolling up a turret just about 1 meter behind him, also pretty much 1 meter from me as well, and also all others of team was in same room. Luckily we got it down in no time. just so much laugh of imagination what was on that Engineers mind while setting up that turret.

end of story

Modifié par Zurdo99, 17 avril 2012 - 09:03 .