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[dios.mio]

This one silver game, where one guy left right at the start and I was lagging terribly. On 2nd or 3rd wave another guy left so it was just me and the host. We managed to do it in 2s which was especially hard with the lags I was having... At the end, 15 seconds to extraction two atlasses were camped at the extraction point with at least one phantom and few other normal soldiers. I pulled out cobra missile and strafed from cover to clear the landing zone... but I got teleported back in time due to the lags and shot the box right in front of me with my missile, went for shot #2 which ended exactly the same. On shot #3 I stood out of cover for a bit to correct for the lag but the atlasses killed me in that time before I could take the shot... the other Krogan made it out alive..!

[adrenaline1983]

I told an infiltrator to go ahead and cap the uploads while another adept and I took care of the business end. 10 seconds later, we both got owned by a Banshee.

[vware]

I once was a lone surviver in the 9th wave of a silver game. While they were watching me one started to play The winner takes it all from ABBA. Nearly peed myself, got even better when another watcher started raging about the music!

[sliverofamoon]

Had a serious LOL moment when... I think it's Firebase Dagger... the mostly rusty looking map with the upper room on one side, the two ramps down the middle, and the long area with rubble by the LZ. Anyway, a new wave starts, and I see a Nemesis on the long skinny walkway up the middle. Warp her, shoot my SMG till her her health's all red, and toss a throw... she went spinning off intot he sky with her shakey little "Aaaaahaaaaaaaahaaa" sound like a pinwheel! I could NOT stop laughing the rest of the wave!

[akula51]

Well, something along the lines of...

akula51 [Geth Turret] Geth Prime

[sliverofamoon]

vware wrote...

I once was a lone surviver in the 9th wave of a silver game. While they were watching me one started to play The winner takes it all from ABBA. Nearly peed myself, got even better when another watcher started raging about the music!

LMAO!

[Buzzkill183]

The other night on FBW on round 10, we had to hack where the extraction zone is. One side got overwhelmed by a few pyro's. They killed 2 players defending that side. Me and the other guy turn and rez them. By the time we finish the rez, we die. As soon as they are up, they rez us and immediately die.

After a couple of times dying and being rezzed, the entire area was surrounded by a dozen or more baddies. At least 6 of them had there flame throwers blanketing the area non stop. All of our bodies were basically standing and falling in the same spot.

This went back and forth for litterally almost a minute. This went on long enough for us to finish the hack objective.

I finally used a medi gel and just ran away and was able to solo the remaining enemy units.

I was almost unable to finish the round because I was laughing so hard.

[Nompire]

Threw a cluster grenade across the map on Firebase Dagger (aka Starship Troopers map), hit a Geth Trooper which flew all the way back to me, through the window in the top middle area and landed right next to me. (Also, it died)

Modifié par Nompire, 17 avril 2012 - 10:43 .

[Ni7mare Shadow]

Today I played a game of Bronze with a friend that played as a Vanguard Krogan (it was just the two of us) and at the start of wave 2, her character flipped upside down. The character was completely playable, but I still couldn't stop laughing because I kept thinking about what this Krogan would be screaming. "Grrrr me so strong me fight you Geth upside down!" Then the Fresh Prince of Belair song came into my head lol.

[RomanowRomanow]

Played a batarian sentinel on silver. I was sitting in the cover. Then grenade rolls right under my feet. 2 other squad members run the hell out of there. And I am like: Shall I move?, Naaaaah, Grenade explodes and I am like: ok, so its around 1200 dmg, big deal..... [batarian has like 1000/1000 health/shield]

[VikingDream]

I still find it funny when I see I vanguard charge a brute and get HULK SMASHED!!! that never get old

[OverNine-kznd]

Some salarian engineer dying before the wave starts ... and there were no turrets LOL

[veramis]

I was just testing out new paladin on fbw gold cerberus and this is what happened after trying to camp too long. They stood still long enough for me to press printscreen .

[Zaidra]

I haven't had a lot of funny things happen. I guess the funniest thing that's happened to me so far is when I was playing on Condor, (today actually), as an asari vanguard, I threw a lift grenade at a geth trooper, it went off, and he went flying....... and didn't come back. Not in the sense that he went really far, he just disappeared into thin air. It was really weird O_o

oh that and (many times this has happened) squadmates walking onto acid after a wave and dying before the next wave starts. they just fall over. xD 

Modifié par Zaidra, 18 avril 2012 - 01:36 .

[RomanowRomanow]

Tuchanka. I play the new krogan guy, full shield/hp, maxed barrier. We get hacking objective in the rubble near LZ. I go to spawn point and start doing heavy melee and unloading barrier on every landing geth with rocket launcher. BAM BAM, they fly off the cliff and to the platform below, at some point I was like : " THIS IS TUCHANKAAAAA" and started laughing

[AcesRedd]

Oodle12 wrote...

So i just witnessed a level 20 SALARIAN INFILTRATOR take 5 minutes to kill a single Geth Hunter on BRONZE!!
He came exceptionally close to dying too.

His n7 rank was in the low hundreds. 

Anyone witnessed something that can top that?

That IS really funny, did you watch it because you were dead on bronze? That makes it even more HAlerious

[TheBanshee]

It's pretty funny when people freak out when I decide to step in.

[Syrinxfloofs]

Krogan battlemaster dressed in red, green and white.


He was named Cadbury. I still giggle about it.

[eye basher]

Some clown trying to melee a turret with a geth infiltrator only too get mowed down by it.

[Rammastus]

My personal favorite is when I got one hit killed from behind by an invisible banshee. Showed just me floating in midair in death animation with nothing else.

[DragonRacer]

All right, rather than start a whole new thread, I thought it better to dredge up an old one that was appropriate to the subject.

Had the weirdest/funniest thing happen during a game last night.

Got invited to a friend's room and we filled the remaining space with randoms. Played Silver and got Reapers/Hydra. At one point during the waves, I hear my friend completely lose it over the mic dying laughing over something. Apparently, while he was trying to shoot a cannibal, it just started flying away into the air and disappeared into the sky off in the distance... for no logical reason (i.e. we had no krogan amped up and heavy melee it or something).

I did not witness this event.

However, I witnessed the same thing later in the match, but with a more dramatic twist.

Wave 10. Assassination. We get down to the last target, which is a Marauder. I strip his shields with Overload and me and my friend start shooting him. Randomly, for no appararent reason, Marauder Sans Shields floats up into the air and starts flying away into the sky... and away... and away... to the point that he is just a tiny little dot with a blue box around him. I start dying laughing so hard and my friend starts joking around that he must have been called back to his homeworld. "Nooo, come back, Marauder, come back!"

And was vaguely alarmed that the game was going to glitch out and not let us kill the final target, which is now waaaaaaaaaay too far away up in the sky to actually hit with bullets anymore.

And then he just randomly died. Objective complete.

Trippiest. Thing. EVER.

[SirMilkfiend]

a young boy who pronounced his gun the Tah-looooon.

Also one battlemaster game yelling "stop! you can not run away! from the krogan time police!" thank you superjail

[comeatmeguy]

A team mate RPGing 1 Rocket Trooper on Silver..

[babymoon]

When a character glitches (or maybe it's lag? I don't know) and it looks like they're floating/sliding around instead of walking the entire match. I die laughing every time, last night I saw a Salarian doing this.

This guy one time yelling at a teammate "A HOT PINK SUIT? THAT IS SO SEXY." at the beginning of a match lol.

Leechers who die on purpose at the beginning of every wave and expect the team to carry them. In Silver.

Modifié par babymoon, 25 août 2012 - 07:05 .

[DamiosD]

The funiest thing i've seen so far, was last week i was playing against cerberus FB reactor. I was standing on the top near the stairs on the back, I see this Assault trooper throw a grenade at me, it bounces of the stairs lands next to its feet and boom killed him (maybe a glitch). So while i was laughing, i heard something behind me, i turn around, i look next to me and three grenades are lying there just to make sure i was dead. That one definitely made my day.