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[Terrorize69]

..And mix it up to fit in with Mass Effect.

So much anger on this forum atm (well deserved thoe) It could use a little lighthearted topic for people to joke in.

"When you run with Shepard, it feels like it will never end. But
however hard you try, you can't run forever. Everybody knows that
everybody dies. And nobody knows it like Shepard. But I do think
that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever,
for one moment accepts it."

[Noelemahc]

INB4 Tannhauser Gate.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched GARDIAN lasers glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Time to die."

And now you can wish Sheppy Shep could say that to the Starchild while brandishing an EMP bomb. Have fun!

Modifié par Noelemahc, 16 avril 2012 - 02:38 .

[kbct]

"NOOOOOOOO!" -Vader

[Reaperpoo]

The Reapers mostly come out at night, mostly.

and another Aliens one: Game over Shepard, game over!

lol, think someone already used that one.

Modifié par VenusInFlares, 16 avril 2012 - 02:48 .

[Terrorize69]

VenusInFlares wrote...

The Reapers mostly come out at night, mostly.

lol, think someone already used that one.

:Dlmao

[UnstableMongoose]

They already directly lampshaded "nuke it form orbit," depriving me of my best line.

[LordMollecht]

When Shepard first meets any new alien "Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong!" Its the universal greeting you know.

[HellbirdIV]

Fighting their way up the Citadel tower during the finale of Mass Effect, Shepard turns to Garrus during a lull in the fighting;

Shepard: "How you doing?"
Garrus: "... I have to pee."
*both burst out laughing*

A million internet points if you know the reference.

[TOBY FLENDERSON]

HellbirdIV wrote...

Fighting their way up the Citadel tower during the finale of Mass Effect, Shepard turns to Garrus during a lull in the fighting;

Shepard: "How you doing?"
Garrus: "... I have to pee."
*both burst out laughing*

A million internet points if you know the reference.

Farscape, Dargo to Crichton

Customer: offer me anything i ever wanted.
Bioware: you can have everythign you ever wanted.
Customer: I want my ending back you son of a B***h.

Props if you recognize that one.

[YourFunnyUncle]

It doesn't fit with the story at all but I can just imagine Shadow Broker Liara saying "Only one human commander has ever survived battle with an Asari fleet. He is behind me. You are in front of me. If you value your lives…be somewhere else!"

[Terrorize69]

Ha Toby I love the quote in your sig

"Indoctrinate! Indoctrinate! Indoctrinaaaaaaaaate!" - Daleks xD

[AlienSpaceBats]

Garrus: Looks like you've gained some weight.
Tali: It's called upper body strength, Garrus. Get a girlfriend.
Garrus: I'm working on it.

[HellbirdIV]

TOBY FLENDERSON wrote...

Customer: offer me anything i ever wanted.
Bioware: you can have everythign you ever wanted.
Customer: I want my ending back you son of a B***h.

Props if you recognize that one.

Since you got mine right, I'll get this one - it's The Princess Bride (did I get the name right?) though that doesn't count as scifi, I think ;P

[Noelemahc]

"The Crucible will not make peace. It will not even make war. It will only make destruction. Annihilation. Armageddon. A big glowing webwork of a tombstone on the place where we used to live and play and slaughter the innocent."

This should've been the Retakers' motto, methinks =)
And also this, for the Red Ending:

"Alright, Garrus, what's the news?"
"Bad news is, you're gonna have to spend two years in a coma while they rebuild your body AGAIN, Shepard. Falling out of the Citadel onto Earth in the middle of an explosion is not good for your health."
"Then what's the good news?"
"Tali and I are having FANTASTIC sex."

Modifié par Noelemahc, 16 avril 2012 - 03:40 .

[The Invisible Commando]

We're going to need a bigger ending - Jaws

[Farbautisonn]

"Open the pod bay doors, EDI".

[HellbirdIV]

My Female Infiltrator Shepard, at any given time, anywhere;

"SHOOTING MAKES ME FEEL BETTER!"

God I love FarScape.

[Khayness]

So many FarScape quotes!

If my calibrations are correct, when this baby hits a Collector Cruiser, you're going to see some serious sh*t.

Modifié par Khayness, 16 avril 2012 - 04:07 .

[UnstableMongoose]

Not really a sci-fi quote, but I was half expecting the Grissom academy students to yell "WOLVERINES!" after defeating Cerberus and escaping.

[RinpocheSchnozberry]

*Shepard and Vega watch Liara greet Ashley when she first returns*
Shepard:  "I'll be in my cabin."


*Legion drives the hovercraft away, leaving Shepard with the [unnamed monster] on [that certain homeword]*
Legion:  "Give him space.  He needs to do this himself."
Shepard: "Helping is fine!  Help, please!"


*Wrex leans in to Shepard on Tuchanka*
Wrex:  "I know what you did last summer."

[kbct]

"Sir, the possibility of successfully liking the ending to Mass Effect 3 is approximately 3,720 to 1."

"Never tell me the odds."

[beyondsolo]

AlienSpaceBats wrote...

Garrus: Looks like you've gained some weight.
Tali: It's called upper body strength, Garrus. Get a girlfriend.
Garrus: I'm working on it.

Ha, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. I love it.

Shepard looking at the Reaper fleet. "It's a good day to die."

[Goroxx]

"You have the amp, and I see your biotics are big as mine. Now let's see how well you...handle it."

[Getorex]

From THE best sci-fi movie ever made:

Tali: Legion! Where have you been? I've beamed and beamed.
Legion: Sorry, miss. I was giving myself an oil-job.
Tali: Legion, I must have a new dress, right away.
Legion: Again?
Tali: Oh, but this one must be different! Absolutely nothing must show - below, above or through.
Legion: Radiation proof?
Tali: No, just eye-proof will do.

[Darth Malice113]

I will not sacrifice the Normandy.

There have already been far too many compromises, too many retreats.

They invade our space, and we fall back.

They harvest entire worlds, and we fall back.

Not again.

The line must be drawn here! No further!

And I will make them pay for what they've done!

Modifié par Darth Malice113, 16 avril 2012 - 07:08 .