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[exskeeny]

"I'm a Shepard, and Shepards don't run!"

[Getorex]

Shepard to Starbrat: "You wanted to know what it was about us that made us human? Well, you're not going to find it in here (points to head). You went looking in the wrong place."

-and-

Harbinger to Shepard: "I have become the monster you were intended to be."

[Getorex]

Shepard to Liara on the Normandy: "This is a military vessel. We have rumors for every occasion."

[Getorex]

Shepard: "Our tactical victories are just p*ssing them off."
Ashley: "You mean by winning we're actually losing?"

[Getorex]

Too juicy to pass up [a blog post from Abigail Nussbaum's blog about Battlestar Galactica - edited for use with ME3]:

"At the risk of sounding like one of these people, I've been toying for a while with the notion that [Mass Effect 3] is not, in any meaningful way, science fiction. Most narrative genres take place in a universe that operates according to a set of rules. The difference between naturalistic and fantastic fiction is that, in the latter, the universe is not our universe, and the rules are not our rules. Nevertheless, they exist, and are comprehensive and coherent. When it comes to [Mass Effect 3's] fantastic elements, I'm beginning to wonder whether there are any rules. For more than a [month] I and a host of other [Mass Effect] fans have been screaming to high heavens about the [game's ending]. Halfway through the second chorus of "All Along the Watchtower", I started to think that maybe [Casey Hudson] isn't incapable of creating a coherent alternate universe. Maybe he just doesn't want to. Maybe a story that I've been reading [and playing], with ever-increasing frustration, as fantastic is actually surreal."

Modifié par Getorex, 17 avril 2012 - 01:57 .

[Getorex]

"What do you think the lesson of the [Mass Effect 3 game] was?"
"Don't [play] it."
- Tom Servo and Crow, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" [adapted as appropriate]

[Getorex]

Oh, on another note...this just in: Crysis 3 is announced. ANOTHER game that will be way better than ME3!

[Kaptain Darkfist]

"Get to da shuttle!"

[b2smooth]

Shepard Speaking At Legion's Funeral: He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or empty one, and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most... human. *Choking up*

This might have already been used I didn't read them all.  But it fits.

Modifié par b2smooth, 17 avril 2012 - 01:50 .

[Eber]

If you can't read the dialogue wheel says "I don't like looters." and Shepard's line is: "Stealing from the dead. That's pretty low."

[Getorex]

"I want to hurt this [game], but I can never hurt it like it hurt me."
- Crow, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" adapted for ME3

[Getorex]

"I never thought the end of the world would be so annoying!"
- Joel, "Mystery Science Theater 3000" [no need to alter this quote ONE BIT]

[b2smooth]

Shepard trying to convince the council the Crucible will work: Don't have kittens, The Crucible is going to work. You'll be remembered in one breath with Newton, Einstein, The Protheans...

[b2smooth]

EDI: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall we say, more colorful metaphors, "double ****** on you" and so forth.
Shepard: Oh, you mean the profanity?
EDI: Yes.
Shepard: Well that's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word.

[Getorex]

Garrus, upon Shep and he being confronted by the Starbrat: "What do we do now?"
Shepard: "Keep it confused. Feed it with useless information. I wonder if I have a television set handy..."
[adapted from Dr Who]

[Han Shot First]

"For someone who was never meant for this world, I must confess I'm suddenly having a hard time leaving it. Of course, they say every atom in our bodies was once part of a star. Maybe I'm not leaving... maybe I'm going home."

---Commander Shepard, on facing the possibility of an imminent death in the final battle

(from Gattaca)

[Getorex]

Shepard gets pissed from the nonsensical drivel the Starbrat spews:

Shepard: "I plan to escape and come back."
Starbrat: "Escape and come back?"
Shepard: "That's right. Escape, come back, wipe this place off the face of the earth, obliterate it... and you with it."

Modifié par Getorex, 17 avril 2012 - 02:08 .

[b2smooth]

Prosecutor for the Batarians at Shepard's trial: Behold the quintessential Devil in these matters: Commander Shepard, renegade and terrorist.

[Getorex]

Starbrat: "You've come to kill me, haven't you?"
Shepard: Yes.
Starbrat: "Thank God." (take me away from this HORRIBLE ending)

[b2smooth]

Shepardtalking to the Illusive Man about the Reapers: They like you very much, but they are not the hell "your" Reapers.
Illusive Man: I suppose they told you that.
Shepard: The hell they did.

[Treemarker]

[Anderson] Shepard - I am your father!

[Aramiss Ducati]

Seems appropriate

[b2smooth]

Aramiss Ducati wrote...

Seems appropriate

You dug deep for that one, but great job.  You nailed it!

[Han Shot First]

"And death shall have no dominion. Dead men naked they shall be one with the man in the wind and the west moon. When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone they shall have stars at elbow and foot. Though they go mad they shall be sane. Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again. Though lovers be lost love shall not. And death shall have no dominion."


---Ashley Williams, from the poem 'Death Shall Have No Dominion' by Dylan Thomas


(Solaris)

[HellbirdIV]

Sovereign: "We are the vanguard of your destruction, the harbinger of your perfection. You exist because we allow it. You will end because we demand it."
Shepard: "No."
Sovereign: "Explain yourself..."
Shepard: "I said no."
Sovereign: "What is the meaning of this negative..."
Shepard: "It means no."
Sovereign: "Your council will be destroyed!"
Shepard: "No! Because this is what I'm gonna do... I'm gonna rescue them, I'm gonna save the Council from the middle of the Reaper fleet, then I'm gonna save the Citadel, then just to finish off, I'm gonna wipe every last stinking Reaper out of the sky!"
Sovereign: "You have no weapons. No defenses. No plan."
Shepard: "Yeah. And doesn't that just scare you to death."