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[wotmaniac]

Harbinger: Ah yes, Commander Shepard, I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little..stronger.
Shep: Harbinger, you're smaller than I expected.

[CmdrSlander]

During the intro, while waiting for the Normandy and fighting off Cannibals (after you get the M8 Avenger):

Shepard: Joker, a grand entrance would not go amiss right now...

[Overule]

Shepard: Well that's great... that's just ****in' great! What the **** are we supposed to do now, what are we gonna do!? This is some really pretty **** now man!

Marauder Shields: Are you finished?

Shepard: That's it man... game over man, game over!!

[kbct]

Overule wrote...

Shepard: Well that's great... that's just ****in' great! What the **** are we supposed to do now, what are we gonna do!? This is some really pretty **** now man!

Marauder Shields: Are you finished?

Shepard: That's it man... game over man, game over!!

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but that ending sucked, pal!

...

Just tell me one thing, Bioware. You're going out there to fix the ending, right? Not to clarify. Not to polish. But to wipe it out?

[Terrorize69]

Shepard: "Well that's just prime!"

"You are everything I despise. The worst thing in all creation. I've defeated you. Time and time again, I've defeated you. l'lI send you back into the Dark Space. I'll save the whole of the Galaxy from you. I am Commander Shepard, and you are the Reapers!"

Reaper: "Scan reveals nothing; Normandy self destruct device non-existent!"
Shepard: "All right, [takes a bite out of the 'self-destruct'] it's a Jammie Dodger, but I was promised tea!"

[ungodlike]

Shepard(at the end):"I'll be back.'

Shepard before bring down the Star-Child with a Cain: "Hasta la vista star-baby"

Harbinger looking for Shepard on earth: "John Shepard?" add thick Arnie accent mix and enjoy.

[Overule]

kbct wrote...

Overule wrote...

Shepard: Well that's great... that's just ****in' great! What the **** are we supposed to do now, what are we gonna do!? This is some really pretty **** now man!

Marauder Shields: Are you finished?

Shepard: That's it man... game over man, game over!!

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but that ending sucked, pal!

...

Just tell me one thing, Bioware. You're going out there to fix the ending, right? Not to clarify. Not to polish. But to wipe it out?

Y'know Ray I dunno who's worse. Us or them? You don't see them ****ing each other over for a god damn percentage...

Modifié par Overule, 17 avril 2012 - 07:48 .

[Terrorize69]

"I'm a Quarian, mind tricks don't work on me. Only Money!"

[Pee Jae]

Catalyst: Mr. Shepard. Welcome back, we missed you.
[Catalyst pauses and looks around at the multitude of Reapers he has created]
Catalyst: Like what I've done with the place?
Shepard: It ends tonight.
Catalyst: I know it does, I've seen it. That's why the rest of me is just going to enjoy the show because we already know that I'm the one that beats you.

[JBONE27]

Garrus, give us some cover fire. We're going duck hunting. The Reapers said they were going to waltz through the Earth, and we choked them with those words. We've done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.

[knight5923]

StarChild: I believe you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the galaxy clean, give you a fresh start, and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in choosing one of these three colors.

Shepard: Yeah ....... wow, that sounds like a really good deal ....... but I think I've got a better one. How about ..... I give you the finger ....... *flips him off* ...... and you give me my endings.

[kbct]

Overule wrote...

kbct wrote...

Overule wrote...

Shepard: Well that's great... that's just ****in' great! What the **** are we supposed to do now, what are we gonna do!? This is some really pretty **** now man!

Marauder Shields: Are you finished?

Shepard: That's it man... game over man, game over!!

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but that ending sucked, pal!

...

Just tell me one thing, Bioware. You're going out there to fix the ending, right? Not to clarify. Not to polish. But to wipe it out?

Y'know Ray I dunno who's worse. Us or them? You don't see them ****ing each other over for a god damn percentage...

God damn it, that's not all! Because if just one of those videos about the ending goes viral on Youtube then that will be all! Then all this money - this bull**** that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!
...

[Watching the ending]
Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!

[knight5923]

Disenfranchised Fans: What I'd really like to do is talk to Bioware ..... Bioware ........ Bioware, this is your fanbase.....

Possessed Bioware: The is no Bioware ..... there is only EA

Fans: Oooooooh EA, you old nut, now come on, I want to talk to Bioware. Bioware. Just relax ..... Bioware, Bioware ... Can I talk to Bioware?

Bioware: *rasping demonic voice* There is no Bioware, only EA!

Fans: What a lovely singing voice you must have. Now I'm going to count to 3, EA, and if I don't get to talk to Bioware, there's going to be some real trouble on these forums, I think ................ 1 ............................... 2 ........................ 2.5

Bioware: *Floats into the air and unleashes condescending PR campaign*

Fans: *look up at Bioware* ................. Please come down ........

Modifié par knight5923, 17 avril 2012 - 08:49 .

[Mirajin]

"The dedicated fanbase of the world will look up at us and yell 'give us closure!'. And we'll whisper, 'No'."

[Theodoro]

For dozens of games, BioWare were once keepers of peace and justice. Before the dark times. Before the artistic vision.

[Terrorize69]

Theodoro wrote...

For dozens of games, BioWare were once keepers of peace and justice. Before the dark times. Before the artistic vision.

[Overule]

kbct wrote...

Overule wrote...

kbct wrote...

Overule wrote...

Shepard: Well that's great... that's just ****in' great! What the **** are we supposed to do now, what are we gonna do!? This is some really pretty **** now man!

Marauder Shields: Are you finished?

Shepard: That's it man... game over man, game over!!

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but that ending sucked, pal!

...

Just tell me one thing, Bioware. You're going out there to fix the ending, right? Not to clarify. Not to polish. But to wipe it out?

Y'know Ray I dunno who's worse. Us or them? You don't see them ****ing each other over for a god damn percentage...

God damn it, that's not all! Because if just one of those videos about the ending goes viral on Youtube then that will be all! Then all this money - this bull**** that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!
...

[Watching the ending]
Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!

THIS FRANCHISE IS *DEAD* HUDSON! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE!? WELL I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THEY NAIL YOU TO THE WALL FOR THIS ONE! You're not gonna sleaze your way outta this one. Right to the wall...

Modifié par Overule, 17 avril 2012 - 09:18 .

[The_Shootist]

Terrorize69 wrote...

..And mix it up to fit in with Mass Effect.

So much anger on this forum atm (well deserved thoe) It could use a little lighthearted topic for people to joke in.

"When you run with Shepard, it feels like it will never end. But
however hard you try, you can't run forever. Everybody knows that
everybody dies. And nobody knows it like Shepard. But I do think
that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever,
for one moment accepts it."

"All your base are belong to us"

[Callidus Thorn]

Commander Shepard responds to indoctrination theory:

Reports of my indoctrination have been greatly exaggerated

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

[kbct]

Overule wrote...

kbct wrote...

Overule wrote...

kbct wrote...

Overule wrote...

Shepard: Well that's great... that's just ****in' great! What the **** are we supposed to do now, what are we gonna do!? This is some really pretty **** now man!

Marauder Shields: Are you finished?

Shepard: That's it man... game over man, game over!!

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but that ending sucked, pal!

...

Just tell me one thing, Bioware. You're going out there to fix the ending, right? Not to clarify. Not to polish. But to wipe it out?

Y'know Ray I dunno who's worse. Us or them? You don't see them ****ing each other over for a god damn percentage...

God damn it, that's not all! Because if just one of those videos about the ending goes viral on Youtube then that will be all! Then all this money - this bull**** that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!
...

[Watching the ending]
Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!

THIS FRANCHISE IS *DEAD* HUDSON! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE!? WELL I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THEY NAIL YOU TO THE WALL FOR THIS ONE! You're not gonna sleaze your way outta this one. Right to the wall...

Hudson: I got signals. I got readings, in front and behind. There are lot of people that don't like the ending!

Walters: Where, man? I can't see anything through my artistic integrity!

Hudson: Look, I'm telling ya, there's people hatin' on the ending and it ain't us! Tracker's off scale, man. They're all around us, man. Jesus!

[gmboy902]

BioWare: "Uh, everything's under control. Situation normal."

Fans: "What the f**k happened?"

"Uh, we had a slight plot malfunction, but uh... artistic integrity... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now, thank you, have a multiplayer bonus weekend, that should do it. How are you?"

"We're sending cupcakes up"

"Uh, uh... negative, negative. We have a great story here. Here's some PR statements to lock it down. Don't keep petitioning, could be very dangerous."

"Who is this? Where is BioWare?"

"Uh..." *shoots intercom* "Boring conversation anyways. Luke, we're gonna have clarification!"

Modifié par gmboy902, 17 avril 2012 - 11:11 .

[kbct]

^ HAHA!

[backlash13]

Surprised I've not seen this one.
Hackett: Shepard, get your ass to mars.

Potentially from a turian:
"Its a good day to die when you know the reason why, Turians we fight for what is right. A noble sacrifice when duty calls you pay the price, for the hierarchy i will give my life."

[Overule]

kbct wrote...

Overule wrote...

kbct wrote...

Overule wrote...

kbct wrote...

Overule wrote...

Shepard: Well that's great... that's just ****in' great! What the **** are we supposed to do now, what are we gonna do!? This is some really pretty **** now man!

Marauder Shields: Are you finished?

Shepard: That's it man... game over man, game over!!

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but that ending sucked, pal!

...

Just tell me one thing, Bioware. You're going out there to fix the ending, right? Not to clarify. Not to polish. But to wipe it out?

Y'know Ray I dunno who's worse. Us or them? You don't see them ****ing each other over for a god damn percentage...

God damn it, that's not all! Because if just one of those videos about the ending goes viral on Youtube then that will be all! Then all this money - this bull**** that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!
...

[Watching the ending]
Oh dear Lord Jesus, this ain't happening, man... This can't be happening, man! This isn't happening!

THIS FRANCHISE IS *DEAD* HUDSON! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE DONE HERE!? WELL I'M GONNA MAKE SURE THEY NAIL YOU TO THE WALL FOR THIS ONE! You're not gonna sleaze your way outta this one. Right to the wall...

Hudson: I got signals. I got readings, in front and behind. There are lot of people that don't like the ending!

Walters: Where, man? I can't see anything through my artistic integrity!

Hudson: Look, I'm telling ya, there's people hatin' on the ending and it ain't us! Tracker's off scale, man. They're all around us, man. Jesus!

Fans: So how many conclusions have you actually written?

Bioware: Uhhh... 38... simulated...

Fans: How many *actual* conclusions?

Bioware: Uh... 2. Including this one:

(Starting to run out of material from ALIENS, might need to go to the other sequels/original )

[kbct]

Overule wrote...

(Starting to run out of material from ALIENS, might need to go to the other sequels/original )

Well, thanks for bringing up Aliens and jogging my memory. Good times.