Got the game -

On Earth -

Meet up with Liara on Mars -

<3:wub:
Ashley gets her face beat in -

Thane dies -

Liara refers to us as "friends" -

:crying:

:crying:

Mordin dies -

Genophage cured -

Garrus finds his favorite place on the Citadel -

;)
Bunch of other crap happened -

Harby lands in front of me -

I get shot by a REAPER LASER! -

Oh, it's fine, I can walk while he flies away - <_<
Anderson and TIM beat me to the panel -

<_<
Anderson's proud of me -

Oh hey the kid -

What he says doesn't make any sense -

I have to pick a color -

:wizard:

The Normandy crashes with my squad... Wait... What? -

:o
Buzz Aldrin says "My sweet" -

EA says I should buy some DLC -

:devil:

:devil:

:devil:

:devil:

:devil:

:devil:

:devil:

:devil:

:devil:
I realize I've invested 5 years into one of the biggest hoaxes I can remember-