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[kyles3]

OniGanon wrote...

Eh. Asari are so squishy. Where are you supposed to get a decent grip?

Squishy? Are you kidding me? You could bounce a quarter off that wondrous Justicar ass.

[Akado182]

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April 17, 2012
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Asari
- Chest size decreased from 100% to 10%
- Back size decreased from 100% to 10%

Quarian
- Hip size increased from 100% to 1000%

Krogan
- New ability: Able to charge through walls. Doing so will make your Krogan say "Oh Yeaahh!"

[Cyonan]

Akado182 wrote...
Krogan
- New ability: Able to charge through walls. Doing so will make your Krogan say "Oh Yeaahh!"

This needs to happen, right now.

Get on it Bioware.

[MissMinaethiel]

Akado182 wrote...

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April 17, 2012
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Asari
- Chest size decreased from 100% to 10%
- Back size decreased from 100% to 10%

Quarian
- Hip size increased from 100% to 1000%

Krogan
- New ability: Able to charge through walls. Doing so will make your Krogan say "Oh Yeaahh!"

So much win. You, sir, get a cookie

[sliverofamoon]

eshilia wrote...

Even I stare at my Asari Vanguard's ass all the time. As a girl. Nerf them!

LOL I'm so with you on that one..... And those legs, when she's in cover against a wall standing.... makes me jealous, and drool at the same time! 

[OniGanon]

LegacyOfTheAsh wrote...

Plural of Asari is Asari. Even if it were "Asaris", a hyphen still wouldn't be correct for indicating plurality. Call me a Grammar ****. I don't care.

That's not a hyphen.

Your Grammar Starstarstarstarism is weak!

[vware]

This thread needs more Drell hemipenis loving.

[clopin]

That awkward moment when you realize your Asari's secondary color is her skin tone.

[Irkalla]

Asari wear too much armour. NERF IT!

[SGC Reaper SV]

Akado182 wrote...

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April 17, 2012
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Asari
- Chest size decreased from 100% to 10%
- Back size decreased from 100% to 10%

Quarian
- Hip size increased from 100% to 1000%

Krogan
- New ability: Able to charge through walls. Doing so will make your Krogan say "Oh Yeaahh!"

Someone email this to BW! 

[hihey54]

Nowadays I am playing with my Asari Adept beacuse of her beautiness.
I was even grabbed by a Banshee because I did not see her spawning right next to me.
Luckily, another guy was using an Asari, so I kust kept focusing on his character.

I still like Quarians' hip though. Especially during dat hop

[D Wrecks]

HolyNirvana777 wrote...

Pfffft.

Asari have nothing on Krogan.

Mmmmm.....Krogan....<3

dem balls - all four of them.

[BlakStrakt]

IonSilverbolt wrote...

Female Quarians have superior hip structure.

LOLs abound.


My DrellDept is a force to be reckoned with.  A weapon of mass seduction!
He's almost as sexy as me! almost...

[Brettic]

I keep telling myself I can't get distracted, but I always end up getting distracted.

Modifié par Brettic, 20 avril 2012 - 01:24 .

[ol MISAKA lo]

Welcome to BSN - 4chan Edition.
You know what the Quarians have that Asari don't? A jiggly bumbum gif. You move, Asari fanboys.

[kyles3]

 Too bad Batarians can't hop. Now there is some bumbum. 

[Devbo22]

Would it be better if they just looked like Banshees?

[vasht]

all i know is the justicar has some nice bubbles.

[SGC Reaper SV]

vasht wrote...

all i know is the justicar has some nice bubbles.

I agree. I even upgraded the radius of it 

[Beeno4Life]

I prefer the femgineer, but I prefer females in uniform.

[AriaDoUrden]

Nah, I'll never understand the hype about asari.
Look at the asari.
Yawn.
Now look at banana bum bum.
Now you'll never be looking at anything else.
Banana bumbum is only thing that matters.

[Maria Caliban]

I like the human vanguard, the asari classes, the quarian, and the geth are kinda sexy too.

[bucyrus5000]

Appearance DLC:

• Asari alternate outfit available in any color as long it's black
• Quarian alternate outfit available in any color as long as it is transparent
• Krogan alternate outfit available in any color (mustache, sunglasses, and shoes required)

also, Krogans now yell "Cawabunga" before charge

Modifié par bucyrus5000, 20 avril 2012 - 02:22 .

[vasht]

bucyrus5000 wrote...

Appearance DLC:

• Asari alternate outfit available in any color as long it's black
• Quarian alternate outfit available in any color as long as it is transparent
• Krogan alternate outfit available in any color, mustache, sunglasses, and shoes required

also, Krogans now yell "Cawabunga" before charge

SEXY TIME GRAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[hihey54]

AriaDoUrden wrote...

Nah, I'll never understand the hype about asari.
Look at the asari.
Yawn.
Now look at banana bum bum.
Now you'll never be looking at anything else.
Banana bumbum is only thing that matters.

It's not hard to understand why everyone loves jumping from left to right with the Quarians :S