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The Asari's are too sexy. NERF IT!!!


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#51
jahaa

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For Thessia!

#52
Syonica

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Am I the only one who finds Quarian far more attractive? I can't be the only one who loves wide hips.

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KainD

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We need a model like this:

Image IPB

Will make asari a little more serious. =)

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SinerAthin

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In my opinion, the Asari are a little bit too thin.

Heck, even their soldiers look like shrimpy cat walk models.

What the Asari could use is a little more mass. Right now they all look like aneroxic teens.(even the Justicar).

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Equilibristic

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eshilia wrote...

Even I stare at my Asari Vanguard's ass all the time. As a girl. Nerf them!



LOL So do I and I'm not ashamed.:wizard:  

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methodshaolin

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SinerAthin wrote...

In my opinion, the Asari are a little bit too thin.

Heck, even their soldiers look like shrimpy cat walk models.

What the Asari could use is a little more mass. Right now they all look like aneroxic teens.(even the Justicar).


you like big butts and you cannot lie? =] naaah compared to some other games they're not that sexy at all ...

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m00nsister

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SinerAthin wrote...

In my opinion, the Asari are a little bit too thin.

Heck, even their soldiers look like shrimpy cat walk models.

What the Asari could use is a little more mass. Right now they all look like aneroxic teens.(even the Justicar).


Actually I think they look rather "meaty" with curves in all the right places. In a Beyonce kind of way (although a bit thinner than her) .

Especially compared to Miranda and Quarians.

Their soldiers could be a bit more athletic but all in all I like that they are not the superthin type.

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This is a co-op game, why the hell are you asking for nerfs? Just because Asari are so much sexier than the other characters, it doesn't mean they should be nerfed. It's your own fault for not playing sexy species. You should be demanding that they buff the other classes ridiculously beautiful, not making the Asari average just because you're jealous. And Bioware won't just stop at "average," they'll make the Asari painfully ugly instead of balanced. So what if other species just give me millions of credits for my sexiness every day, nobody is stopping you from selling yourself. omg you people are such whiners.

Edit: And before some idiot noob tries to argue with me, I made myself sexy all by myself, I wasn't just born this way right from the start. It takes so much more skill than you noobs realize, I just make it look natural. I tried being unsexy from the first day of the demo, and it wasn't any fun for me. I'm not going to intentionally make myself ugly just to make you people feel less bad about how ugly YOU are. You CHOOSE to be ugly, stop trying to force it on the rest of us just because you like being ugly so much.Some of us are just beautiful, get over it and quit complaining.

Modifié par Iodine, 20 avril 2012 - 11:52 .


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xtorma

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They have a squid on thier head.

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hihey54

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xtorma wrote...

They have a squid on thier head.

That's why Japanese-oriented people love them.

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Mercianix

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The reapers did a damn good job of nerfing any sex appeal that the Asari have when they made them into Banshees.

Now the Quarians, well, it's all in the hips!

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IonSilverbolt wrote...

Female Quarians have superior hip structure.


I can hear Tali as I read this, and I fully agree!

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Mercianix wrote...
Now the Quarians, well, it's all in the hips!


Just wait for the Quarian reaper DLC, dem bum mosnters!

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Quarians are too shotgun-loving to be sexy.

BTW Batarian females have four ******.

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Zurdo99

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Asari should look better imo, that stupid looking babysuit doesnt make 'em sexy looking :/

and löl at Batarians 4 ******.. what ef deem? i dont even wanna image a salarian gal, though, im not sure if ive seen one in ME, one i have recognized as gal.. 90% of eggs gets males so.. rare sheet anyway

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vivanto

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Zurdo99 wrote...
i dont even wanna image a salarian gal, though, im not sure if ive seen one in ME


Dalatrass Linron.

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L. Han

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tutzdes wrote...

Quarians are too shotgun-loving to be sexy.

BTW Batarian females have four ******.

Interesting. But highly disturbing.

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AriaDoUrden

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tutzdes wrote...

Quarians are too shotgun-loving to be sexy.

BTW Batarian females have four ******.


Yup? Amount it's all that matters?
NSFW -> v.cdn.cad-comic.com/comics/cad-20091012-8adc7.jpg

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tutzdes

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AriaDoUrden, size matters too, and caliber...

Nonetheless humans  lack the amount of eyes needed to get the full picture when looking at batarian gal.

Modifié par tutzdes, 20 avril 2012 - 12:35 .


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Zurdo99

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vivanto wrote...

Zurdo99 wrote...
i dont even wanna image a salarian gal, though, im not sure if ive seen one in ME


Dalatrass Linron.

 

oh, right, too bad you cant bang her for mini shepardians.. ewh..

Modifié par Zurdo99, 20 avril 2012 - 12:40 .


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BaKaNoOB

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I wish human females to had miranda's ass :(
But asari are right next to quarians in sexines to me :)
Whoose hips rock

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swjobson

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Asari are sexy? The first time I saw them on the Powers menu screen I was kinda stunned by how psychotic they look. The little "realistic shaking" movement only makes it that much worse.

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Geth anyone? Seems like the quarians put a great deal of effort in crafting their hindquarters.;)

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hihey54

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If you think we need a Geth with ******, please post here: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/343/index/11467153

Modifié par hihey54, 20 avril 2012 - 01:29 .


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hihey54 wrote...

If you think we need a Geth with ******, please post here: http://social.bioware.com/forum/1/topic/343/index/11467153


No, no, a thousand times NO!