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The Asari's are too sexy. NERF IT!!!


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#76
BlakStrakt

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Quarian. Hips. Good god damn. I'll take a quarian over an asari any day. But I can't play as a quarian because I keep dyding staring at her ass too much.

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Mr. Big Pimpin

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Syonica wrote...

Am I the only one who finds Quarian far more attractive? I can't be the only one who loves wide hips.

You're not, believe me. I like quarians way more than asari.

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SinerAthin

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m00nsister wrote...


Actually I think they look rather "meaty" with curves in all the right places. In a Beyonce kind of way (although a bit thinner than her) .

Especially compared to Miranda and Quarians.

Their soldiers could be a bit more athletic but all in all I like that they are not the superthin type.


Yeah, they could have been worse, altough I wouldn't mind my Asari looking a little bigger (and meaner xD)

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Gillityr The Original

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*Prays that "I want to nerf that" does not become a new internet Meme...

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Jaron Oberyn

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They should put a bag over their head and give them baggy clothes. There, fixed.


-Polite

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SGC Reaper SV

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Mercianix wrote...

The reapers did a damn good job of nerfing any sex appeal that the Asari have when they made them into Banshees.

Now the Quarians, well, it's all in the hips!

I never thought about that, there is no Quarian Reapers. Guess they couldn't find a way to nerf their hips B)

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MissMinaethiel

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SGC Reaper SV wrote...

Mercianix wrote...

The reapers did a damn good job of nerfing any sex appeal that the Asari have when they made them into Banshees.

Now the Quarians, well, it's all in the hips!

I never thought about that, there is no Quarian Reapers. Guess they couldn't find a way to nerf their hips B)


Lol, or they didn't want to ruin them. Best weapon of the war: Quarian hips. Had there been a Quarian on Earth when the Reapers attacked they all would've gotten too distracted to bother harvesting anyone.

Totally relevant

Modifié par MissMinaethiel, 20 avril 2012 - 06:21 .


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kyles3

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Just unlocked the Asari Justicar and have quickly discovered that her Biotic Sphere brings all the boys to the yard.

She could teach you, but she'd have to charge.

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kyles3 wrote...

Just unlocked the Asari Justicar and have quickly discovered that her Biotic Sphere brings all the boys to the yard.

She could teach you, but she'd have to charge.



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sucktude

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IonSilverbolt wrote...Female Quarians have superior hip structure.






Always sprint around the map watching those hips. I literally jump at the opportunity to run and pick up people on the other side of the map.





Playing as a Quarian = I can die peacefully.

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bucyrus5000

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I got the Asari justicar the other day, when I saw her face up close, I thought, "She looks like she could be my Asari Vanguard's mom."

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bucyrus5000 wrote...
I got the Asari justicar the other day, when I saw her face up close, I thought, "She looks like she could be my Asari Vanguard's mom."


Well, Samara was of matriarch age..

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akula51

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I'm reasonably confident there is not a small female breast - anywhere - in BW/EA's vision of the future.

I think I'm OK with that...lol

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Axialbloom

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Asari, not Asari's. Asari's would be used as a possessive, e.g the Asari's Stasis bubble, while Asari is the plural of Asari.

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Asari have no hair = not sexy

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kyles3 wrote...

Just unlocked the Asari Justicar and have quickly discovered that her Biotic Sphere brings all the boys to the yard.

She could teach you, but she'd have to charge.

Almost brought me to man tears of laughter

#92
Eduadinho

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No don't nerf the sexiness of the Asari. Buff it instead by adding Miranda catsuit as an alternate armour. I demand this Bioware!!!

#93
SGC Reaper SV

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Due to the increasing amount of nerf complainers, and talk of the Quarian "bum bum", I felt the need revive the fact that Asari's are too sexy!

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http://fc01.devianta...ngmachine02.jpg

Your argument is invalid.

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TheLostGenius

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They suck. its just fun to match their butt with their skin tone and watch them run.

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HolyNirvana777 wrote...

Pfffft.

Asari have nothing on Krogan.

Mmmmm.....Krogan....<3


"Hey baby, I love the way you wiggle."

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This thread has an inferior page count. Quarians win again. You've got nothing on us, Asari, NOTHING!

#98
BlakStrakt

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AdmLancel wrote...

This thread has an inferior page count. Quarians win again. You've got nothing on us, Asari, NOTHING!


*High Fives*

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HolyNirvana777 wrote...

Pfffft.

Asari have nothing on Krogan.

Mmmmm.....Krogan....<3


+1

I support this post.


:wub:

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SGC Reaper SV

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AdmLancel wrote...

This thread has an inferior page count. Quarians win again. You've got nothing on us, Asari, NOTHING!

Asari's will wage war against the Quarians and their "bum bums".

*Calls in Samara*
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