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[Deltakarma]

[Ok, time for the real one....]

*Stops talking to the MagicalBaby and looks down the path, he uses his come that Hackett called him on*

Me: Hello! Hello! Normandy, this is Shepard! Joker? James? EDI? LIARA!? Anyone there!?
Liara: Shepard! Love! Where are you!?
Me: On the Citadel!
Liara: How the.... How the hell did you get good reception up there?
Me: I dont know, if Hackett can do it so can I! Well anyways.... I need to ask you something important, its life or death!
Liara: Ok....
Me: *clears his throat* I.... did use that stasis condom.....
Liara: I-I Know.....
Me: Yeah.... make sure to not put those kids on a leash and always listen to them, we all know what happened last time from the story I told you with the Council and Saren.... and dont forget the Collectors and the Reapers.
Liara: A-A-......All right my love....
Me: Oh... and Liara...
Liara: Yes?
*A dramatic silence*
MagicalChild: Shepard, you need to choose god damn it!
*Shepard looks at him with Paragade eyes and the child backs away*
Liara: Shepard?
Me: Whats.....
*Another dramatic pause while he walks to the intersections of the choices*
Me: Whats..... your favorite skittle? It has to be Green, Red, or Blue.
Liara: ...... Whats a skittle?
Me: The Red? But ok... if you say so. I may end up dead anyways since I get the feeling I cant win here.... I will also run into it as well, dont worry, there will be no engulfing flames.
Liara: A-A-.... All right... Dont die.
Me: As I said, I dont have a choice.
*Shepard begins limping effortlessly towards the canister and shoots it*
Me: F$&@* YOU RED SKITTLES!!!!!!! YOUR FLAMES CANT HU-
*boom and Shepard wakes up to take a breathe*
Me: Where the hell am I?
*looks around the rubble*
Me: God damnit Liara!? Am I still in your gift!?
Liara: N-Nooooooo......

Grandpa Shepard: And that kids, is how I killed your mother.....

[Rane7685]

Shep: hey liara what's your favourite colour

Liara: yellow

Shep: not an option pick red green or blue

Liara: what is this about

Shep: dammit liara there's no time the fate of the galaxy hangs on this

Liara: blue?

[Occulo]

I ALWAYS LOVED JAVIK

[LoganofET]

"Tali....I want you to be happy...You don't deserve to lose me like this...you can have Garrus...but only for his body."

[Mavaras]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Mavaras wrote...

*Extremely touching story that's too long to quote*

Okay, that wasn't depressing at all. 

The story of my Shepard was a sad one =(

[eddieoctane]

Dammit. Now I'm not sure whether I should laugh of cry. I'll be up all night sorting through these conflicting feelings.

"Liara. I don't think I'll be able to keep my promise. Keep Garrus out of trouble. I'm so sorry. I'll always love you."

[Made Nightwing]

"Tucker...I always hated you. I always hated you the most."

[xefiroEA]

Rane7685 wrote...

Shep: hey liara what's your favourite colour

Liara: yellow

Shep: not an option pick red green or blue

Liara: what is this about

Shep: dammit liara there's no time the fate of the galaxy hangs on this

Liara: blue?

Heh. Shepard's favorite color is azure  

[sergio71785]

"Wrex"

"Shepard"

[leapingmonkeys]

"Tali, its a trap, the real Reapers are in a place called Canada..."

[Zix13]

"WHAT THE **** DO YOU MEAN YOU RAN AWAY?"

Modifié par Zix13, 18 avril 2012 - 03:56 .

[ardensia]

 This thread is a wonderful mish-mash of emotional whiplash.


"Garrus? I'm sorry I won't be able to follow that order you gave me. Thank you for believing in me,  for always having my back. Now, you go out there and live, and you better live all the more because you've got to live all that life I'm not gonna get to now. Find someone else, someone that makes you happy. Someone else who you can remember old times with. Just... live."

[Mavaras]

sistersafetypin wrote...

And my fellow Liaramancers are breaking my heart! Our Shepards were supposed to do the impossible and live just long enough to be with Liara always

Yeah...Mass Effect 3 had a pretty sorrowful ending for LI.

[Johcande XX]

"At least I died on my own terms, taking Earth back."

Modifié par Johcande XX, 18 avril 2012 - 06:39 .

[HellbirdIV]

"Liara. I will make it back to you. I will get you, and our unborn child, to safety no matter what. If I die up there, I am going to shoot my way out of Hell just to reach you again. I promise."

[Tatsumaki]

"[LI] I know I promised you that I'd be coming home. Looks like I have to break that promise. There will be no more fear of the Reapers, no more cycles. [VS] look after [LI] now you hear. Meet me (on the other side / at the bar)"

Reference:

Cue Music - I Don't Want To Miss A Thing

[d1ta]

"[LI], when you got out from that door after the Normandy crash and abandoning me to my fate alone, try not to look too happy or at least make a half decent effort to mourn for me, 'kay? Thx."

[Whereto]

What's your favourite colour?

[B3ckett]

"Miranda, take care of dat ass for me please"
"Garrus, the first round is on me old friend"
"Ashley, stop the poetry crap and get your sh*t together. BTW: You look like a transsexual. Go back to your ME1 looks, I'm begging you"
"Tali, I knew you'd send me a fake photo. It was a ritual on XXI-century Earth, too"
"Kaidan... nah, you're dead."
"Harbringer, this is gonna hurt you"

[CapnManx]

'Where the heck are you?'

'What! Why!?'

'OK, never mind... listen, I'll need you to feed my fish for a while...'

[Pallowin]

"I can count to potato!"

[lajeokki]

Shep: "Tali, I'd like to hear your voice for the last time"
Joker: "Sorry Shep we're out, Tali's with me, thanks bye"
Normandy: "WRROOOOOMM!"

[ohbarf]

Garrus, I'm sorry I'm about to screw the galaxy over. Hope you guys weren't too attached to the relays. Oh, and let the Quarians know that I'm arbitrarily murdering all the Geth, which we just spent all that effort brokering a peace with.. yeah, it's going to totally bone their progress on Rannoch. Yeah. And I really hope you guys can scare up a lot of dextro-amino food stores or whatever -- wait, are we still worried about that chirality thing? Oh, okay. No one brought it up in like the last year so I wasn't sure. Anyway I just wanted to say --

Wait, is that Joker in the background? Are you on the Normandy? WTF.

[Rane7685]

"I dont see, Im not sure how to" [collapse] That was a great line and shouldve been sheps last. Also its delivered better by Meer so for people who only play femshep its well worth youtubing cause as much as I enjoy Hale Meer nailed this