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[Pockydon]

"Garrus...what's your favourite colour?"

Modifié par Pockydon, 18 avril 2012 - 06:48 .

[Pockydon]

For male shepard "Liara...make sure...you remember...to buy...the dlc..."

[Ultra Prism]

UniqueNickname wrote...

For control ending: "Liara, I'll be back... I hope you won't mind dating a giant robotic cuttlefish."

Hah this made me crack

[Bfler]

Shepard: Tali, I have never said it before but you mean everything to me. I love you. Goodbye and don't forget me.
Tali: (Sobbing)I won't forget you. You will be in me heart forever.

[snakeboy86]

You saw what happened to thessia right? You cheat on me you'd wish you embraced eternity...

[wickedgoodreed]

Shepard: Oh, Blue Rose of Illium, if these humble words reac-

Liara: Shepard. I was with you when we found that message.

Shepard: Ah, right. Dammit.

*awkward silence*

Liara: Shepard, are you trying to tell me that you're dying?

Shepard: Guilty.

Liara: Oh. Have you tried...not dying?

Shepard: Yeah, I don't think that's going to work.

Liara: I see.

Shepard: Yeah.

*more awkward silence*

Shepard: Liara?

Liara: Yes, Shepard?

Shepard: Do you regret anything?

Liara: Never.

Shepard: Thanks, Liara...for every-

[iNyxs]

Liara, make sure Marauder Shields stays alive no matter the cost!

[RvB SPARTAN038]

To Ashley:
Not even death will keep us apart.

[jdtungsten]

Tali, I want you to know that you are the reason I have got this far without I may have lost hope or given up. I want to say I am sorry because it doesn't look like I am going to be able to build your house on Rannoch. All I know is I want you to have a happy and safe life. My heart will always belong to you. I love you. Keelah se'lai.

[WYLDMAXX]

Shepard: "LI, my pin number to my bank account is ... hold on. A holokid VI just showed up and he wants to speak with me, be right back."

[LastFadingSmile]

babachewie wrote...

... I have to return some video tapes

Wow, this is an unexpected and delightful reference. 

[-Area51-Silent]

"I should go"

[Creston918]

"Hey, Liara. I got this kid here, and he says I have to choose between Red 'Splosions, Blue 'Splosions or Green 'Splosions to destroy the galaxy with. What color would you prefer?"

[Creston918]

Shepard: "Hello, anyone? Anyone? Hello?"
Kaidan: "Commander?"
Shepard: "GODDAMMIT!"

[Alanosborn1991]

Femshep: Garrus this is Shephard! Tell Joker to come to my coordinates, once you guys get here Im going to unleash a massive red energy wave that will kill all the Reapers!

I love you! See you soon and then we will take that vacation!

[FinalEndeavor]

 I should go.......

[Squadrito]

Shep: Remember that time I rubbed my poop all over your shadow broker crap?

Liara: What...?

Shep: *dying breath* heh heh heh...

[kilgoreKillmore]

My broshep didn't romance anyone, instead I'd like the last call to be to his good friend liara, "Liara, if you' re hearing this than my mission is complete. I am not coming back, but everytime you look to the sky and see the sun shining a little brighter, I want you to remember that I did this for everyone...and I never gave up...goodbye Liara, tell Garrus....tell Garrus....I...let him...."

Beutiful ending for my paragon Shepard.

[BouncyCaitian]

"Miranda, I'm sorry, but I'm not coming back from this one alive. We both knew the risks and the odds on this. I'm sorry to leave you like this and hope I brought a little light into your life."

*Chambers the pistol and targets the red pipe*

"May the Gods Stand Between You And Harm In All The Empty Places You May Walk."

*fires*

Modifié par BouncyCaitian, 18 avril 2012 - 10:17 .

[FoxShadowblade]

"Tell them....Tell them that they need to buy the DLC...they might not see the datapad that slaps the player at the end!"

[Swisspease]

Shephard: Liara. If I don't make it back I need you to go into my foot locker and dispose of the box marked "stuff". Don't look in it.

Liara: You want me to get rid of your porn! Is that all you have to say to me?

Shephard: I'm also sorry about secretly recording us together.

Liara: Is that in there also?

Shephard: Yes. Also when you were gone I was a little unfaithful.

Liara: How unfaithful?

Shephard: There's also recordings of me with Jack, Tali, Miranda, and a Pyjak.

[bowery tuff]

This is long, but I believe in long phone calls when it's something this serious.


Shepard: Hey Tali. So I'm on the Citadel right now. Anderson just died and I seem to be bleeding a lot.
Tali: Are you sure it's not marinara sauce?
S: What? Yeah, I'm sure. It's likely I'm pretty much ****ed here.
T: You can't die. I'm not building that house on Rannoch by myself.
S: You can and you will. God. Lazy ... Anyway, I love you.
T: (sniff) I love you more.
S: I love you more.
T: No, I love you more.
S: No, I ... Haha. What the ****? Some glowing kid just walked up to me. Anyway, he's talking. I should probably go. Keelah Se'lai and all that good stuff.
(SEVERAL HOURS LATER, TALI GETS AN INCOMING CALL)
Tali: Tali's Pizza: Home of the Keelah Slice.
Shepard: Don't force your stinky dextro cheese on me.
T: Shepard?
S: Huh? Oh, hey Tali.
T: But you're dead!
S: Nope. I'm too awesome for that.
T: But the blood ...
S: Marinara sauce.
T: I TOLD YOU!
S: I was going to make some victory ravioli. Anyway, I'm alive and getting hammered in London. Where are you? I want to make out with something.
T: I'm on a jungle planet. Joker kind of left the battle and we crashed here.
S: So come back.
T: WE CRASHED!
S: Oh. If only you had a team of brilliant engineers and a god**** Quarian to rebuild it ... Oh, wait ...
T: ...
S: Checkmate! See you soon. Shoot Joker. Shep out.

[tehprincessJ]

Mine would most likely just be, "Um, are you ALIVE?"

I'm pretty sure like 99% of people had their LI with them for the run to the beam.

[Skirlasvoud]

1) It's a trap!

2) (To Tali) Screw this, we're going home! 

[ogtrplganggrl]

wickedgoodreed wrote...

Shepard: Oh, Blue Rose of Illium, if these humble words reac-

Liara: Shepard. I was with you when we found that message.

Shepard: Ah, right. Dammit.

*awkward silence*

Liara: Shepard, are you trying to tell me that you're dying?

Shepard: Guilty.

Liara: Oh. Have you tried...not dying?

Shepard: Yeah, I don't think that's going to work.

Liara: I see.

Shepard: Yeah.

*more awkward silence*

Shepard: Liara?

Liara: Yes, Shepard?

Shepard: Do you regret anything?

Liara: Never.

Shepard: Thanks, Liara...for every-

Awwwww that's so cute!!!