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[Coachdongwiffle]

Agugaboo wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Dartbeast54q wrote...

Karrie788 wrote...

Dartbeast54q wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

LadyWench wrote...

What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?

Uh...I give up.

What does a turian do when their gun runs out of bullets?

He switches to the stick up his ass as a back-up weapon.

Why does the aliance have pilots with vrolik syndrom?

What? The turians have one on me too?

Because they have issues?

so they have someone they can actually beat in hand to hand

[Dartbeast54q]

LadyWench wrote...

Dartbeast54q wrote...

Karrie788 wrote...

Dartbeast54q wrote...

SergeantSnookie wrote...

LadyWench wrote...

What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?

Uh...I give up.

What does a turian do when their gun runs out of bullets?

He switches to the stick up his ass as a back-up weapon.

Why does the aliance have pilots with vrolik syndrom?

Okay then, why does the Alliance hire pilots with brittle bone disease?

So their marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.

[KingKhan03]

FIXED ya'll Shepard!

[Agugaboo]

Udina who?

[TeffexPope]

Giant, telepathic TOORIAN?!!?!?

[Karrie788]

Agugaboo wrote...

Udina who?

OUTRAGE!!!

[KDBANKS]

Agugaboo wrote...

Udina who?

Whodina.

[xi ShadowWolf x]

"You sure you wanna play this game?"

"Whats the matter Vakarian, You chicken?"

"I don't even know what that is- Though Ive heard everything in the galaxy tastes like it."
"But If your suggesting I'm scared.. Game on Vega!"

[LadyWench]

In the interest of science, how DO Krogan mate?

[KingKhan03]

I was born in London.

[meezookeewee]

Really?

[Keyrlis]

It is illogical to claim all humans are racist. They ARE, however, the only species in the galaxy to distinguish their different shades as specific races. Turians, for instance, do not refer to themselves as blue or tan, nor does this platform's individual palette scheme determine the effective battle performance of which my program is capable.

[xi ShadowWolf x]

SergeantSnookie wrote...

Damn it Rodriguez! Die on me and I will kick your ass!

You couldnt destroy wet tissue paper!

[Agugaboo]

Wrex?

[Karrie788]

Shepard?

[KingKhan03]

Agugaboo wrote...

Wrex?

SHEPARD!


edit : op ninja'd

Modifié par KingKhan03, 19 avril 2012 - 04:57 .

[Rombomm]

KingKhan03 wrote...

vivaladricas wrote...

KingKhan03 wrote...

Back on topic...

Shephard.

Wrex.. 

Shepard:bandit:

WREAV

[LadyWench]

Keyrlis wrote...

It is illogical to claim all humans are racist. They ARE, however, the only species in the galaxy to distinguish their different shades as specific races. Turians, for instance, do not refer to themselves as blue or tan, nor does this platform's individual palette scheme determine the effective battle performance of which my program is capable.

That's about as useful as t**s on a hanar.

[meezookeewee]

We've had an unauthorized....landing!

[Agugaboo]

LadyWench wrote...

In the interest of science, how DO Krogan mate?

Let's think about that for a moment.

[KingKhan03]

Agugaboo wrote...

LadyWench wrote...

In the interest of science, how DO Krogan mate?

Let's think about that for a moment.

Just two rocks being slammed into eachother imagine that.

Modifié par KingKhan03, 19 avril 2012 - 04:59 .

[Karrie788]

LadyWench wrote...

In the interest of science, how DO Krogan mate?

... very clumsily.

[Agugaboo]

Rombomm wrote...

KingKhan03 wrote...

vivaladricas wrote...

KingKhan03 wrote...

Back on topic...

Shephard.

Wrex.. 

Shepard:bandit:

WREAV

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