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[BouncyCaitian]

lordofdogtown19 wrote...

TheColonel90 wrote...

Katherine wrote...

BouncyCaitian wrote...

Wrex

Shepard.

Wrex

ninja

Shepard

wrex

[Kath]

Put the Normandy in my hands and I’ll make her dance for you, just don’t tell me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shinbones.

[Zeroth Angel]

You travel with fascinating members BSN.

[Stygian1]

Katherine wrote...

Put the Normandy in my hands and I’ll make her dance for you, just don’t tell me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shinbones.

*Crickety, crackety, snappedy snap!* 

[BouncyCaitian]

Assuming direct control

[Village_Idiot]

Padok Wiks wrote...

I'm hoping it will inspire a resurgence in Krogan sex. I've always wondered how they mated.

Modifié par Shadrach 88, 19 avril 2012 - 08:19 .

[Raiil]

Sweet, sweet flexibility.

[Zeroth Angel]

BouncyCaitian wrote...

Assuming direct control

This hurts you!

[Kath]

They all got their asses kicked by the sickly kid with the creaky little legs. One guess who was smiling at graduation.

[Lionel Ou]

Stygian1 wrote...

Katherine wrote...

Put the Normandy in my hands and I’ll make her dance for you, just don’t tell me to get up and dance, unless, you know, you like the sound of snapping shinbones.

*Crickety, crackety, snappedy snap!* 

"This music is.. interesting. I wonder if I can find a copy to bring back to the flotilla."

[Kath]

Some krogan believe that testicle transplants can increase their virility. Counteract the effects of the Genophage. It doesn’t work but that doesn’t stop them from buying. They’ll pay up to 10,000 credits each. That’s 40,000 for a full set. Somebody’s making a killing out there.

[Fools_Eater]

Excuse me for asking but-- you're a female right? You got those funny bumps, like the Asari.

[ADLegend21]

Nothing like a nice relaxing walk on the beach, blasting bad guys with my boomstick!

[ogtrplganggrl]

Stygian1 wrote...

I enjoy the sight of humans on their knees.

That was a joke

[Kath]

A million light years from where humanity began and we walk into a bar filled with men drooling over half-naked women shaking their asses on a stage. I can’t decide if that’s funny or sad.

[Gterror2]

Rombomm wrote...

Have you ever faced an Asari Commando unit before? Few humans have...

"You dont look so smug with hole in your head"

[BattleVisor]

Commander

[lordofdogtown19]

I should go

[KingKhan03]

lordofdogtown19 wrote...

I should go

Wrex.

[Kath]

[hammerfan]

I am a biotic god!

[ogtrplganggrl]

Ashley: Dad passed on a few years back, he's probably still watching though, so behave.

Shepard: He's not a zombie, is he?

[BouncyCaitian]

Shepard

Modifié par BouncyCaitian, 19 avril 2012 - 08:28 .

[Village_Idiot]

JOKERISWAITINGFORYOUONTHEBRIDGE.

[obtuse4ngle]

Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest sonofab---- in space! Now, Serviceman Burnside, what is Newton's first law?