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[Gigamantis]

Fapmaster5000 wrote...

Gigamantis wrote...

I never implied that I have a full, busy social life.  I've only ever implied that overzealous devotion to the ending of a video game is a HUGE indicator of someone having severe emotional problems or a desperate need to be acknowledged for ANYTHING.  I can feel bad for you without being perfect myself. 

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Gigamantis wrote...

I shall now resort to lies and fabrications. I will now continue with the ad hominems, once again implying, or outright stating superiority to my fellow forumites.  Anyone who cares about something more than I do is obviously defective.  I hold myself as the pinnacle of the modern human being, a paragon of awesomeness.  I also cry when I realize that I have no friends.

Forumites?  Again, you're misunderstanding.  I am not the pinnacle or the paragon; I'm just able to recognize emotional disorders that need addressing and lives that could use guidance.  Drawing up this survey is like linking pictures of you cutting yourself over the ending.  Is it wrong for me to think that indicates a dire need for life assistance?

[Fapmaster5000]

Gigamantis wrote...

Forumites?  Again, you're misunderstanding.  I am not the pinnacle or the paragon; I'm just able to recognize emotional disorders that need addressing and lives that could use guidance.  Drawing up this survey is like linking pictures of you cutting yourself over the ending.  Is it wrong for me to think that indicates a dire need for life assistance?

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ERROR.  CRITICAL LEVELS OF DOUCHE DETECTED.  SYSTEMS FAILURE.

Gigamantis wrote...

Yo dawg, I herd you like X, so I put an X in your Y so you can VERB while you VERB.

 

Damnit, the meme wires got crossed!

Modifié par Fapmaster5000, 20 avril 2012 - 01:55 .

[Izithel]

I came for the Report, I stayed for the hilarious translations.

[LadyWench]

Holy crap, dude...mind = blown

*slow clap start, rise into standing ovation*

[Gigamantis]

Fapmaster5000 wrote...

Gigamantis wrote...

Forumites?  Again, you're misunderstanding.  I am not the pinnacle or the paragon; I'm just able to recognize emotional disorders that need addressing and lives that could use guidance.  Drawing up this survey is like linking pictures of you cutting yourself over the ending.  Is it wrong for me to think that indicates a dire need for life assistance?

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ERROR.  CRITICAL LEVELS OF DOUCHE DETECTED.  SYSTEMS FAILURE.

Gigamantis wrote...

Yo dawg, I herd you like X, so I put an X in your Y so you can VERB while you VERB.

 

Damnit, the meme wires got crossed!

You're so angry.  I just need you to promise me you're not going to hurt yourself over the ending.  I understand it was upsetting but it's really not worth it. 

[ofish]

Fapmaster5000 wrote...

Gigamantis wrote...

Forumites?  Again, you're misunderstanding.  I am not the pinnacle or the paragon; I'm just able to recognize emotional disorders that need addressing and lives that could use guidance.  Drawing up this survey is like linking pictures of you cutting yourself over the ending.  Is it wrong for me to think that indicates a dire need for life assistance?

TRANSLATION...

ERROR.  CRITICAL LEVELS OF DOUCHE DETECTED.  SYSTEMS FAILURE.

Gigamantis wrote...

Yo dawg, I herd you like X, so I put an X in your Y so you can VERB while you VERB.

 

Damnit, the meme wires got crossed!

Too bad there wasn't a browser plugin for that translator

[LadyWench]

Gigamantis wrote...

Velocithon wrote...

While I see Gigmantis' point, isn't it equally pathetic to post on the forums about how such a guy has no life etc...? I mean...just leave it alone if it bothers you.

This is a small part of my life.  Each post is around 3-15 seconds of my life, actually, and though I may come off as cruel and blunt I'm just trying to help this person. 

Your 3-15 seconds per post have clearly added up to an hour on the forums tonight so far (atleast 4 of which are on this topic alone), if your profile activity is any indicator. Do you only post on threads that you fundmentally loathe and feel the need to look down on the posters, or is this just a special case?

If your time and clearly higher intellect are so valuable, why don't you quit trolling.

[Fapmaster5000]

Gigamantis wrote...

You're so angry.  I just need you to promise me you're not going to hurt yourself over the ending.  I understand it was upsetting but it's really not worth it. 

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Gigamantis wrote...

y u mad bro?  I'm not really a doctor, but I play one on the internet. 

[BiancoAngelo7]

Amazing work. Really well done. Bravo.

Now we have definitive proof that unless IT theory is true, unlikely, then the "clarification" that is coming is definitely NOT Bioware "listening" to its fans.

[Nezzer]

Unfortunately, I bet Bioware isn't goign to give a rat's ass about this survey :

[Oakenshield1]

My reaction to Gigamantis being serious: www.youtube.com/watch

[Fapmaster5000]

Izithel wrote...

I came for the Report, I stayed for the hilarious translations.

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Ofish wrote...

Too bad there wasn't a browser plugin for that translator

Well, I do try and deliver where ever I go. Unfortunately, the translator functions needs to be fueled by 98% Premium ****** before it will function. When it gets the fuel, however, it can be quite a useful plugin, as seen in this thread.

Modifié par Fapmaster5000, 20 avril 2012 - 02:08 .

[AxisEvolve]

I haven't read the thread which (probably) went off topic. But bravo on the survey report. I really hope Bioware at least reads it once.

[ofish]

BiancoAngelo7 wrote...

Amazing work. Really well done. Bravo.

Now we have definitive proof that unless IT theory is true, unlikely, then the "clarification" that is coming is definitely NOT Bioware "listening" to its fans.

Thanks for the kind words!  Thats sort of the general idea for a followup poll we're working on.  Seeing if it was possible to satisfy people if the catalyst stays in the game (which certainly appears to be the case) vs. if he was removed from the game.  And if the same things are important in each case.

[Cecilia L]

Fantastic! Great job! I just hope Bioware takes the time to read your report.

[ofish]

Fapmaster5000 wrote...

Izithel wrote...

I came for the Report, I stayed for the hilarious translations.

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Ofish wrote...

Too bad there wasn't a browser plugin for that translator

Well, I do try and deliver where ever I go. Unfortunately, the translator functions needs to be fueled by 98% Premium ****** before it will function. When it gets the fuel, however, it can be quite a useful plugin, as seen in this thread.

There is literally a tiger in the tank

[SuperVulcan]

Let's hope the developers take a look at this.

[Natswit]

Good job OP, I hope BioWare takes a look at this.

[darthnick427]

I approve of these results.

[Gigamantis]

LadyWench wrote...

Gigamantis wrote...

Velocithon wrote...

While I see Gigmantis' point, isn't it equally pathetic to post on the forums about how such a guy has no life etc...? I mean...just leave it alone if it bothers you.

This is a small part of my life.  Each post is around 3-15 seconds of my life, actually, and though I may come off as cruel and blunt I'm just trying to help this person. 

Your 3-15 seconds per post have clearly added up to an hour on the forums tonight so far (atleast 4 of which are on this topic alone), if your profile activity is any indicator. Do you only post on threads that you fundmentally loathe and feel the need to look down on the posters, or is this just a special case?

If your time and clearly higher intellect are so valuable, why don't you quit trolling.

I post in these types of threads and look down on you because I think a lot of you should be better than this.  When I see problematic behavior and poor life choices I feel compelled to negatively reinforce them, especially in light of how much positive reinforcement that kind of thing gets here.

[Varus Praetor]

Wow, that's some hard work OP. You're significantly more motivated than I am.

Unfortunately BW is less disputing that there is near universal discontent with their ending and more asserting that they just don't care. The "artistic integrity" line is the closest thing to honesty I think we've gotten in the last month.

[Fapmaster5000]

Gigamantis wrote...

I post in these types of threads and look down on you because I think a lot of you should be better than this.  When I see problematic behavior and poor life choices I feel compelled to negatively reinforce them, especially in light of how much positive reinforcement that kind of thing gets here.

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Gigamantis wrote...

I have recently resigned as an internet doctor and taken up a career as an internet preacher.  I try and find reasons to think better of myself my belittling others, as it helps me forget the woeful measurements in my pants.  The worse I make others feel, the more the hurt goes away.

 

[PsyrenY]

Isn't 2000 less than 1% of total players?

[Gigamantis]

Fapmaster5000 wrote...

Gigamantis wrote...

I post in these types of threads and look down on you because I think a lot of you should be better than this.  When I see problematic behavior and poor life choices I feel compelled to negatively reinforce them, especially in light of how much positive reinforcement that kind of thing gets here.

TRANSLATING...

Gigamantis wrote...

I have recently resigned as an internet doctor and taken up a career as an internet preacher.  I try and find reasons to think better of myself my belittling others, as it helps me forget the woeful measurements in my pants.  The worse I make others feel, the more the hurt goes away.

 

If I want you all to be better people how does that help me?  If you were all to become better people I wouldn't be able to compare myself to you and feel good. 

[Izithel]

Optimystic_X wrote...

Isn't 2000 less than 1% of total players?

Almost all Surveys and research samples small amounts of the population.

Imagine asking everysingle person who played the game his opinion, impossible.
Instead they try to get a reasonably sized and diverse group of people to get an idea of what the greater whole is.


2000 might sound small, but I've seen lower samples been used in official statistics.