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[et2cetera]

Heh. One of the best reads.

[thewarden500]

Great read! Glad to see that there's something in this forum beyond "Where's my Commendation Pack?" and "CHEATERS!!!11!!!!one!!!!"

I see myself as a Trooper with a fair bit of Unluck Charm (I swear the spectre pack gods are trolling me, I always wanted a geth infiltrator but all I get are sentinels, especially krogan and batarian which I rarely play. To be fair, I did unlock every other characters except for the geth infiltrator). I also do Savior and Cap't Cobra from time to time.

I'd like to talk more but I don't have a mic.

Edit: Just discovered my mic! Still a trooper but I got a bit of the man.

Modifié par thewarden500, 13 mai 2012 - 06:05 .

[skylar-2]

First off, thanks for posting this. There are probably more still that could be added as players can be so varied.

I find myself being a mixture, but mostly The Bodyguard. I usually choose a Krogan sentinel as i'm in love with the melee and the power of it. I always like to protect the rest of the squad and rush towards them when they fall. Nothing is more satisfying than seeing a Cerberus soldier about to stamp on your team mate and you hurtle towards them with that deadly melee, knocking them halfway across the map - "Ruuuuah!"

Even though i'm a girl myself, I always prefer to take on the more challenging roles. I don't use headsets and i'm always mistaken for a guy. "Oh quick skylar's down, i'll go save him" ! Sometimes I prefer it that way as I feel others may try to protect me instead, when i'm the one who wants to do that.

[joker_jack]

Hambuger Hitler

This one is a combo of the Picky Kicker and Cod Vet.

You better come packing an AA, SI, SE, all with ulrta rare gear and be level 20 or they will kick you. You have 5 seconds to slap on that level 3 gear or they will kick you. If you put the mic mute on to sneeze for 1 second, (you get the rhythm). Once the loading screen finally appears, your ears are treated to a symphony of barking orders from someone who sounds like Mculley Culkin before puberty. By now you know your place as they have told it to at least 5 times and faster than the micro machine man. Wave 4 comes around and everyone has earned thier 5 revives medal because Burger Hitler is not only a bad shot with their bw x, but also complain about killing stealing and how everyone doesn't follow his piece of General Patton worthy stratemagy. Wave 5 rolls around & now you notice time stops and your weapons no longer have effect and power have no cd. When that mirgration screen comes you have just entered  the rage quit zone.

[shepdog77]

trooper here, need a mic so i can become the man lol good thread

[Oodle12]

The Foreigner

At the start of the match he starts speaking in a language that only he understands, you explain that the team only speaks english but this will not stop him, he will speak in his language very loudly till the end of the match and either make you remove your headphones or disable voice chat. This will hinder the missions success though as u can not speak to the other players.

The Over-Confident Player

He thinks because he beat FBW Geth Gold with a lvl 2 turian sentinel that that means he can now take on gold reapers with his lvl 2 human vanguard, he believes it's all the same despite your disputing arguments. You leave the game lobby and take pity on those poor souls who join with him

Modifié par Oodle12, 07 mai 2012 - 09:36 .

[MoZedK]

it made me laugh hard

[Bluebeam2012]

 The Sniper!!!! 

Though I have a tendency to be the unlucky-charm when I'm Vanguard on Silver or Gold. <_<

[Prawny]

Thread deserves a bump.

[shpaiderman]

Oodle12 wrote...

The Foreigner

At the start of the match he starts speaking in a language that only he understands, you explain that the team only speaks english but this will not stop him, he will speak in his language very loudly till the end of the match and either make you remove your headphones or disable voice chat. This will hinder the missions success though as u can not speak to the other players.

How very american...

The Vague
He was there somewhere. It is all you can say after 3 games with him.

[HiGamerCAT]

Awesome thread

[BouncyFrag]

Blind Tiger - Hidden Dragon

This infiltrator is the ultimate master of all things cloak. They rarely die due to their innate ability to cloak and escape with relative ease. These guys overall are good. Reviving team mates bleeding out surrounded by turrets/phantoms/etc poses no challenge. They, without fail, will rush out to hit those decryption objectives and if they are on a mic, will explain to the other teammates why they shouldn't follow and politely requests they hold their position. Then it happens: its wave 9 on gold and all other teammates have fallen. The map is filled with multiple phantoms/atlas/etc. and all they have is their low level single shot sniper rifle with which they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn even if their very lives depended on it. You won't quit because you want what credits already earned as well as the hopes of getting to the wave 10 money round. The following 20+ minutes of sniper fail makes you want to put your head down on your desk for a nap (and possibly a quick cry) after they fall by the hand of the lone remaining enemy.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 10 mai 2012 - 08:35 .

[BobFettle]

The Foreigner, The Vague and Blind Tiger - Hidden Dragon +1 :-D

[Jayleia]

shpaiderman wrote...

How very american...

The Vague
He was there somewhere. It is all you can say after 3 games with him.

hehehe

The Ugly American
He will join a group, all three of the others are danish.  He doesn't know this until communication is needed on objective rounds.  The three communicate objectives, targets, etc with each other, but dammit, the Internet is an American creation so you should damn well speak english on it.  And he tells everyone that they shouldn't speak japanese or whatever...vociferously, and thinks that saying it louder and with more f-bombs will make him easier to understand.

He's not a bad player, often with excellent builds, weapons, mods...but while he's busy being annoyed at being the odd-man out, he will fail to notice the Banshee preparing to give him a hug...on the extraction.

[Deebo305]

I lmao at the Nutter description

[MsLub]

Jayleia wrote...

hehehe

The Ugly (Insert non American country here)-n
He will join a group, all three of the others are American.  He doesn't know this until communication is needed on objective rounds.  The three communicate objectives, targets, etc with each other, but dammit, everyone in America is stupid and inferior, and he will make sure that they know it.  And he tells everyone that they should eat more McDonald's or whatever...vociferously, and thinks that saying it in an amusing accent and with morbid grammar  will hurt their feelings and not just make them laugh. 

He's not a bad player, often with excellent builds, weapons, mods...but while he's busy talking about how inferior everything and everyone in America is, he will fail to notice the Banshee preparing to give him a hug...on the extraction.

Modifié par MsLub, 10 mai 2012 - 02:57 .

[Jayleia]

MsLub wrote...

Jayleia wrote...

hehehe

The Ugly (Insert non American country here)-n

This one too...though I can't remember seeing any of these in ME3 (at least on PC...), ...or if I did I was hearing "The Ugly Foreigner" and had no clue what I was hearing.

[DaoFerret]

The Mayfly

He seems to have a very short life-span and dies at the drop of a hat. You've seen him taken out by a husk five times on the first round, and it seems like half your time is spent reviving him. On the other hand, while he's alive he seems to burn bright, and is the one who takes out the Banshee/Brute/Atlas/Phantom/Prime/Ravager in 3 seconds flat ... till he dies again.

[N7Kopper]

BouncyFrag wrote...

Blind Tiger - Hidden Dragon

This infiltrator is the ultimate master of all things cloak. They rarely die due to their innate ability to cloak and escape with relative ease. These guys overall are good. Reviving team mates bleeding out surrounded by turrets/phantoms/etc poses no challenge. They, without fail, will rush out to hit those decryption objectives and if they are on a mic, will explain to the other teammates why they shouldn't follow and politely requests they hold their position. Then it happens: its wave 9 on gold and all other teammates have fallen. The map is filled with multiple phantoms/atlas/etc. and all they have is their low level single shot sniper rifle with which they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn even if their very lives depended on it. You won't quit because you want what credits already earned as well as the hopes of getting to the wave 10 money round. The following 20+ minutes of sniper fail makes you want to put your head down on your desk for a nap (and possibly a quick cry) after they fall by the hand of the lone remaining enemy.

Somebody *coughtalicough* should buy this Infiltrator a good shotgun.

[ImTheOx]

Yeey im the veteran, mixed a bit with the Healer and the Body Guard
i like to keep my team safe ^^

[falling2fast]

Lol I'm the Crackhead Melee Geth. I don't know why people hate on it so much. I only try to help out.

Modifié par falling2fast, 12 mai 2012 - 03:52 .

[falling2fast]

 The Reaver  


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[DHKany]

Great thread, but I've been running to this guy lately

Captain Falcor
Excited to have finally gotten his Batarian, this guy runs around and quite literally, starts falcon punching everything. Whether it be swarmers at half health, or Atlas mechs surrounded phantoms, this guy is determined, and most of the time dead.

[BouncyFrag]

The Picky Quartermaster
These teammates are most vocal in the lobby criticizing what bonus equipment items you have selected. Using anything other than disruptor ammo against Geth is a mortal sin, even if incendiary/armor piercing would be handy against Primes and Pyros. They will rarely comment on what gun(s) you are using but will rip you a new one if you aren't using the 'best' mods for current enemy. An easy way to get under their skin is to make your loadout even worse (in their eyes of course) if they start dictating what you MUST do. Don't like my ammo? How about I equip a level 3 shotgun amp even though I'm not even using one? Rage will ensue and they will most likely leave the lobby all together.

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 14 mai 2012 - 11:52 .

[ChapDev]

Creston918 wrote...


I have a few myself

Mr. "I got it!"
You'll never fail to know when Mr. "I got it!" is around. He's always the first to yell "I got you!" when you die, and damn if he doesn't resurrect you while you're lying on the equivalent of Normandy Beach, surrounded by 4 Banshees and three Ravagers. When he plays an infiltrator, he keeps shouting "Don't worry, I got 'em!" whenever a 4 Objectives wave pops up, and he'll keep reminding you that he doesn't need help and to "Stay in the base! I got it!" And when, on wave 10, there's 2 Banshees and 2 Brutes having their wicked way with your hack zone, "I got a rocket!" can be heard before everything is mercifully obliterated in nuclear fire. He is often seen on FBWG, as a Geth Infiltrator going by the name of bbzztt... transmission lost...

The Nice Guy
The nice guy is a decent player who varies wildly on scoreboards. One match he'll dominate by 40K points, whereas in the next, he'll come in third with a, quite frankly, pathetic performance. One thing that doesn't vary, however, is his never-ceasing stream of compliments and (intended to be) helpful tips. "Phantom on your right!" "Watch out, Brute coming up the back stairway!" "Thanks for capping that objective!" and "oooh, nice shot!" are frequently heard when playing with him, even though the rest of you would much rather he stay silent, as evidenced by the fact you never, ever talk back to the poor, lonely soul.

[/i]Yes, I am all three of these. 

Mr I got it + The nice guy = me? Maybe, hardly anyone talks back at least but those who do seem quite laid back:wub:


Though being Mr "I got it" probably isn't a good thing:lol: I remember times where I've used all my remaining Op survival packs and ammo packs to get to someone for revival then promptly got downed myself after ressing them.