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There should be "The Dispatcher" for the man who kinda directs the team but calls out threats and actions. "I'm going in for the server; cover me" or "There's an Atlas on the ramp" or "Husks; watch your back"
This is your squad. These are the people you play with.
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#277
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 12:46
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I guess I'm the trooper. I just build playgrounds for Adepts.
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Posté 15 mai 2012 - 01:06
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The Nutter
Plays as Krogan, celebrates each completed wave with several headbutts. Overjoyed to see other Krogans on the team, as he'll try (and usually succeed) in getting them to join in the headbutting between rounds. Bonus points if there is a single team member of another race, standing by puzzled and lonely as three Krogan merrily headbutt each other.
Seen it tons, never gets old, lol
Plays as Krogan, celebrates each completed wave with several headbutts. Overjoyed to see other Krogans on the team, as he'll try (and usually succeed) in getting them to join in the headbutting between rounds. Bonus points if there is a single team member of another race, standing by puzzled and lonely as three Krogan merrily headbutt each other.
Seen it tons, never gets old, lol
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Posté 15 mai 2012 - 01:26
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Depends on my mood, but I guess combination of The Mother/Ms Consumables fits me the best. I'd frequently missile an area where a (good) squadmate's been downed to rez them and shouts of 'Shields down!' would attract me. I don't play AJA though. And I send people complimentary little notes after a good game. I just can't say complimentary things over the mic, I'm too shy :-)
#280
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 01:43
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The Ninja
Related to the Sniper, this player slips into gold matches like a puff of smoke and is rarely seen by the rest of the team or the enemy as they work the entire map, sewing confusion among the enemy ranks. For the Ninja player Tactical Cloak is not mearly a power to be used, it is a combonation of art and dance to be used in a way that doesn't seem possable. When a capture or hacking objective is in a spot the rest of the team considers suicide at best the Ninja is there taking the points or hacking by themselves while the rest of the team is bunkered down and dealing with the waves of enemies that some how missed the Ninja.
Related to the Sniper, this player slips into gold matches like a puff of smoke and is rarely seen by the rest of the team or the enemy as they work the entire map, sewing confusion among the enemy ranks. For the Ninja player Tactical Cloak is not mearly a power to be used, it is a combonation of art and dance to be used in a way that doesn't seem possable. When a capture or hacking objective is in a spot the rest of the team considers suicide at best the Ninja is there taking the points or hacking by themselves while the rest of the team is bunkered down and dealing with the waves of enemies that some how missed the Ninja.
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Posté 15 mai 2012 - 01:55
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This made me lol; great read. Thanks for taking the time to do this - I esp loved the bad luck charm. More lol. 
#282
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 02:03
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A few more I've noticed. I know myself to be a compulsive Hoarder.
The ANGRY MARINE
Always angry, all the time. This guy has such a hair-trigger that anything will set him off into a litany of curses, foul language, and tirades that would make a Russian dockworker tell him to calm down. Usually encountered on Silver as they consider themselves too good for Bronze but any Gold group will kick them within a minute of them keying up their microphone. Bizarrely, the Angry Marine is one of the people least likely to actually rage-quit a match; their furious verbal rampage is just part of how they play the game. They can be highly entertaining if you can put up with them.
The Scoreboard Jockey
All this guy understands about the game is the number that appears at the end of the match telling him how well he did. Teamwork is not in his vocabulary; neither is stealth, subtlety, or self-control. They spend the entire map rampaging blindly around looking for enemies to kill, never stay with the team since that might cost them points, and will generally do anything to increase their own score even if it actively hinders the team. The most likely person to complain about kill-stealing, especially if there's a sniper on the map. Every time they go down, which is often, they're in some inconvenient place on the wrong end of the level surrounded by enemies, necessitating the use of a lot of resources to save them from their own stupidity. Often a Human Vanguard, any Krogan, or Geth Engineer. Tends to stick to Bronze, but good ones can manage Silver. Watching them on gold is funny up until you realize they're going to cost you the match.
The Hoarder
This guy has more consumables than the rest of your team combined because he never uses them. He's always the last person with missiles and medi-gel and he doesn't use ammo, weapon, or armor powers unless forced to at gunpoint. You hate him because you can only imagine how much easier the match would go if he were willing to go ahead and actually use some of those resources instead of stockpiling them like an obsessive squirrel hoarding nuts. The only thing that twists the knife more is when he's still somehow doing better than you.
The Late Alarmer
These guys play perfectly normally and come in all different skill levels, but have one major habit that ties them together. They have a way of warning people over voice chat at exactly the point it's too late to do anything about what they're warning you about. He'll alert you to the Geth Pyro that's close enough to give you a flamethrower enema, the Banshee that just teleported on top of your head, or the grenade that's half a second from exploding right under your feet. He will wait until you've wandered, blissfully ignorant, into a turret's line of fire before announcing its presence. He does this with maddening consistency. You appreciate the fact that he seems like he's honestly trying to help but you wish he'd do it sooner. It doesn't happen.
The Gun Turret
The younger, less successful brother of the Sniper. He has found the One True Campsite and this spot he shall occupy forevermore. Once he takes cover, he will remain there, scoped in, firing upon all who come down the one path he's watching. They will only move if forced to and ignore anything that might be happening around them, essentially defining where the team is going to have to hole up for the entirety of the match. Usually a pretty good shot despite that and capable of holding an entire lane of attack by himself. His only problem is a complete absence of situational awareness. Commonly using a Widow, Revenant, Striker, or Geth Plasma Shotgun. The favorite prey of the Geth Hunter and the person most likely to get taken out by grenades, Phantoms, Swarmers or a Husk.
The ANGRY MARINE
Always angry, all the time. This guy has such a hair-trigger that anything will set him off into a litany of curses, foul language, and tirades that would make a Russian dockworker tell him to calm down. Usually encountered on Silver as they consider themselves too good for Bronze but any Gold group will kick them within a minute of them keying up their microphone. Bizarrely, the Angry Marine is one of the people least likely to actually rage-quit a match; their furious verbal rampage is just part of how they play the game. They can be highly entertaining if you can put up with them.
The Scoreboard Jockey
All this guy understands about the game is the number that appears at the end of the match telling him how well he did. Teamwork is not in his vocabulary; neither is stealth, subtlety, or self-control. They spend the entire map rampaging blindly around looking for enemies to kill, never stay with the team since that might cost them points, and will generally do anything to increase their own score even if it actively hinders the team. The most likely person to complain about kill-stealing, especially if there's a sniper on the map. Every time they go down, which is often, they're in some inconvenient place on the wrong end of the level surrounded by enemies, necessitating the use of a lot of resources to save them from their own stupidity. Often a Human Vanguard, any Krogan, or Geth Engineer. Tends to stick to Bronze, but good ones can manage Silver. Watching them on gold is funny up until you realize they're going to cost you the match.
The Hoarder
This guy has more consumables than the rest of your team combined because he never uses them. He's always the last person with missiles and medi-gel and he doesn't use ammo, weapon, or armor powers unless forced to at gunpoint. You hate him because you can only imagine how much easier the match would go if he were willing to go ahead and actually use some of those resources instead of stockpiling them like an obsessive squirrel hoarding nuts. The only thing that twists the knife more is when he's still somehow doing better than you.
The Late Alarmer
These guys play perfectly normally and come in all different skill levels, but have one major habit that ties them together. They have a way of warning people over voice chat at exactly the point it's too late to do anything about what they're warning you about. He'll alert you to the Geth Pyro that's close enough to give you a flamethrower enema, the Banshee that just teleported on top of your head, or the grenade that's half a second from exploding right under your feet. He will wait until you've wandered, blissfully ignorant, into a turret's line of fire before announcing its presence. He does this with maddening consistency. You appreciate the fact that he seems like he's honestly trying to help but you wish he'd do it sooner. It doesn't happen.
The Gun Turret
The younger, less successful brother of the Sniper. He has found the One True Campsite and this spot he shall occupy forevermore. Once he takes cover, he will remain there, scoped in, firing upon all who come down the one path he's watching. They will only move if forced to and ignore anything that might be happening around them, essentially defining where the team is going to have to hole up for the entirety of the match. Usually a pretty good shot despite that and capable of holding an entire lane of attack by himself. His only problem is a complete absence of situational awareness. Commonly using a Widow, Revenant, Striker, or Geth Plasma Shotgun. The favorite prey of the Geth Hunter and the person most likely to get taken out by grenades, Phantoms, Swarmers or a Husk.
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Posté 15 mai 2012 - 02:38
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The Family Guy
He surely has a family around him, and a big and loud one. His mic is always on and you can hear his wife telling him gossip, kids playing around, random people laughing or quarrelling and a ton of TV shows. Actually a nice guy and breaking the boredom of silence. If you dont mind listening to all that.
The Wannabe Leader [Thats me: 8D]
Uses very bad microphone. He/She speaks bad english and makes annoying , loud noises between sentences and words cause he never knows valid words. however he/she will explain strategy for you, make challenges, discuss gear, tactic and skills in the lobby and during the match. He/She tries to lead the team [cause nobody else does] and will break into a habit of speaking slowly and treating you like an idiot or a child if you dont do what he/she expects you to do. SO PLEASE MR. SPY UHMMMMMMM INFILTRATOR PERSON, DO THE ERMMMMMMM OBJECTIVE AND WE WILL UHHHHHHHHHMMMMM GUARD THE LEFT HOW YOU CALLL IT???? SIDE UHMMMMM FLANK I MEAN
He surely has a family around him, and a big and loud one. His mic is always on and you can hear his wife telling him gossip, kids playing around, random people laughing or quarrelling and a ton of TV shows. Actually a nice guy and breaking the boredom of silence. If you dont mind listening to all that.
The Wannabe Leader [Thats me: 8D]
Uses very bad microphone. He/She speaks bad english and makes annoying , loud noises between sentences and words cause he never knows valid words. however he/she will explain strategy for you, make challenges, discuss gear, tactic and skills in the lobby and during the match. He/She tries to lead the team [cause nobody else does] and will break into a habit of speaking slowly and treating you like an idiot or a child if you dont do what he/she expects you to do. SO PLEASE MR. SPY UHMMMMMMM INFILTRATOR PERSON, DO THE ERMMMMMMM OBJECTIVE AND WE WILL UHHHHHHHHHMMMMM GUARD THE LEFT HOW YOU CALLL IT???? SIDE UHMMMMM FLANK I MEAN
#284
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 09:07
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"The Human Jem'Hadar"
Quite simply put to this guy; ... victory is life, if you arnt going to win then there is no point in playing, and if any more than 1 member of the squad is KIA during any wave he rage quits and finds another battle to reclaim his life therein.
there is no honor in trying and being beaten.
"The Space Ork"
This guy, wields an M76 Revenant and plays either a Turian or Krogan, Soldier or Sentinel ... its apparent that he enjoys this weapon despite the obvious drawbacks of wielding the level 1 version, and you swear that if this guy had a micophone, you'd hear the words ... "WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH MOAR DAKKA!!!" being screamed down said microphone like a true Warhammer Space Ork.
"The One Man Army" [The Pleasent Variant]
Like the one man wolf pack, this guy tends to charge off on his own ... but somehow hes always there saving the rest of the team when your tapped out.
hes top on kills, hes top on assists, hes also top on revives and as much as that annoys you, you also respect this guy because he isnt talking smack about the team while hes doing it.
im guilty as charged for the second one ...
Quite simply put to this guy; ... victory is life, if you arnt going to win then there is no point in playing, and if any more than 1 member of the squad is KIA during any wave he rage quits and finds another battle to reclaim his life therein.
there is no honor in trying and being beaten.
"The Space Ork"
This guy, wields an M76 Revenant and plays either a Turian or Krogan, Soldier or Sentinel ... its apparent that he enjoys this weapon despite the obvious drawbacks of wielding the level 1 version, and you swear that if this guy had a micophone, you'd hear the words ... "WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH MOAR DAKKA!!!" being screamed down said microphone like a true Warhammer Space Ork.
"The One Man Army" [The Pleasent Variant]
Like the one man wolf pack, this guy tends to charge off on his own ... but somehow hes always there saving the rest of the team when your tapped out.
hes top on kills, hes top on assists, hes also top on revives and as much as that annoys you, you also respect this guy because he isnt talking smack about the team while hes doing it.
im guilty as charged for the second one ...
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#285
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 09:12
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I'm the trooper, but when I get drunk, I turn my music off, pick up that mic and become.... (a pale shadow of) The Man(!)
Get ready to be told jokes by a sloshed australian while he misses every single shot.
Wait perhaps this is not a stunning self-endorcement.
I'm drunk right NOW.
Get ready to be told jokes by a sloshed australian while he misses every single shot.
Wait perhaps this is not a stunning self-endorcement.
I'm drunk right NOW.
#286
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 09:28
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GodTukka wrote...
The Nutter
Plays as Krogan, celebrates each completed wave with several headbutts. Overjoyed to see other Krogans on the team, as he'll try (and usually succeed) in getting them to join in the headbutting between rounds. Bonus points if there is a single team member of another race, standing by puzzled and lonely as three Krogan merrily headbutt each other.
Seen it tons, never gets old, lol
Happened to me today. I was the odd man out (literally). I tried to join in with a heavy melee punch causing them to stop kro-bro-fisting only to look at me in silence.
The Babe in the Woods
Usually a younger player with a mic who believes all is lost and probably doesn't even know that they are in a
gold match. They die a lot, but hearing things like "oh no"," "I'm doomed," or "help me" in the littlest of voices makes you feel sorry for the little guy. If you are a kind soul (like me :innocent:), you spend the rest of the match by their side helping fend off baddies, reviving when necessary, and ensuring they make it to extraction. After a full extraction you hear a tiny "thank you." *extends silent brofist whilst fighting back a single tear*
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 09:30
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The Trigger Happy
Has Revenant, Tempest or Hurricane. Everything else doesn't matter. Favorite class: Turian soldier. Favorite consumable: ammo pack. Usially well-skilled player, mostly plays at silver, because automatic weapons don't do **** a gold. Sometimes goes to bronse to unleash MAXIMUM FURY OF HIS AUTOMATICS!!!
The Sweet Couple
Mostly friends, both are good biotic users. Often play gold, kill the enemies with the BIOTIC EXPLOSIONS ONLY. One of them secretly loves another.
Has Revenant, Tempest or Hurricane. Everything else doesn't matter. Favorite class: Turian soldier. Favorite consumable: ammo pack. Usially well-skilled player, mostly plays at silver, because automatic weapons don't do **** a gold. Sometimes goes to bronse to unleash MAXIMUM FURY OF HIS AUTOMATICS!!!
The Sweet Couple
Mostly friends, both are good biotic users. Often play gold, kill the enemies with the BIOTIC EXPLOSIONS ONLY. One of them secretly loves another.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 09:52
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heres another;
"The Midget Dropper"
This guy is a real special case.
He wields the Widow, Black Widow, or Javelin ... but he insists on taking out husks, Cerberus or Geth Troopers by headshot with it, maybe hes compensating for having an unusually small penis?
but i digress, despite the fact that the rest of the team is being brutally mangled by the Brute and Banshee combo he sits there and scopes lightly armored enemies ... in either blissful ignorance or just off in his own world where headshot counts are the only thing that matters, or some combination of both.
He pisses the entire team off by playing in said fashion because one of them got one-shot by the Banshee while trying to get this idiots attention on voice.
should the team fail or succeed the end objective you can gaurentee one of the two following outcomes;
1) hes booted from the team summeirly as the lobby screen loads up.
2) hes alone in the lobby not more than 30 seconds after the match ends.
"The Midget Dropper"
This guy is a real special case.
He wields the Widow, Black Widow, or Javelin ... but he insists on taking out husks, Cerberus or Geth Troopers by headshot with it, maybe hes compensating for having an unusually small penis?
but i digress, despite the fact that the rest of the team is being brutally mangled by the Brute and Banshee combo he sits there and scopes lightly armored enemies ... in either blissful ignorance or just off in his own world where headshot counts are the only thing that matters, or some combination of both.
He pisses the entire team off by playing in said fashion because one of them got one-shot by the Banshee while trying to get this idiots attention on voice.
should the team fail or succeed the end objective you can gaurentee one of the two following outcomes;
1) hes booted from the team summeirly as the lobby screen loads up.
2) hes alone in the lobby not more than 30 seconds after the match ends.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 09:58
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"Midget dropper" moves my mind in strange and possibly anti-social directions.
I dig it.
I dig it.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 10:09
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^ this.MearasNZ wrote...
This made me lol; great read. Thanks for taking the time to do this - I esp loved the bad luck charm. More lol.
I think I'll quote the first post in my Dragon Age/Mass Effect forum, cause it's really, really funny!
#291
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 10:19
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I like the "Dispatcher" and "the Gun Turret" mentioned above (though with situational awareness) and would have to say i'm a mix of the two...not sure if i should be ashamed or happy?
#292
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 10:20
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happy. turrents that ain't shooting at me are always welcome.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:55
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Radio Moscow wrote...
"Midget dropper" moves my mind in strange and possibly anti-social directions.
I dig it.
well, it was like ... he obviously needs to feel big about shooting small guys with probably the 3 most powerful guns in the game while ignoring his team, hes overcompensating for something
so its midget in 2 cases, small targets for small manhood.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 09:38
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What's the one called where you can't find the bad guys? In early waves everyone splits up to hammer a different spawn point and I wind up with a dud. I take down one lonely Assault Trooper and WAVE COMPLETE. I need better radar :/
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 09:46
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The Miracle Medic
connects to your game just as the **** hits the fan, clears everything with a missile and gets the whole team up. Willing to dive headfirst into enemy lines, whether by cloak or missile, to get a fallen teammate back.
connects to your game just as the **** hits the fan, clears everything with a missile and gets the whole team up. Willing to dive headfirst into enemy lines, whether by cloak or missile, to get a fallen teammate back.
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 07:54
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donosaur wrote...
What's the one called where you can't find the bad guys? In early waves everyone splits up to hammer a different spawn point and I wind up with a dud. I take down one lonely Assault Trooper and WAVE COMPLETE. I need better radar :/
i think that would come under the unlucky piece myself.
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 07:59
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donosaur wrote...
What's the one called where you can't find the bad guys? In early waves everyone splits up to hammer a different spawn point and I wind up with a dud. I take down one lonely Assault Trooper and WAVE COMPLETE. I need better radar :/
Its even more embarassing if you have 0 points after the first wave in a Bronze match.
*inserts obligitory facepalm pic* (i'd go with the picard/riker double facepalm.)
#298
Posté 19 mai 2012 - 08:13
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This is perhaps the best thread on the forum 
My GE is the Healer, I can not say how many times people assume I'm there doing nothing whilst shield stripping, immobilising crowds and reviving. I always get the least kills and am often 3rd or 4th on the board. They do notice when I'm not around to throw my healing drone at them when their shields go down. Healing grenade ROFL
My AJA is very much mother, protective shield, and a nasty protective streak that often results in Reave powered revive charges to up a downed team mate...even in wave 11.
My GE is the Healer, I can not say how many times people assume I'm there doing nothing whilst shield stripping, immobilising crowds and reviving. I always get the least kills and am often 3rd or 4th on the board. They do notice when I'm not around to throw my healing drone at them when their shields go down. Healing grenade ROFL
My AJA is very much mother, protective shield, and a nasty protective streak that often results in Reave powered revive charges to up a downed team mate...even in wave 11.
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 08:32
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Hah, just another sniper here... Though I prefer to party up. I've been a Master Exploder from time to time, but I've usually only targeted armoured enemies with it. I'm not a biotic pyromaniac. And was a Frustrator in my ME3 youth.
...And I'm only silent 'cause I can't seem to turn off the "mute all" setting. Strange, seeing as all signs point to it being deactivated.
...And I'm only silent 'cause I can't seem to turn off the "mute all" setting. Strange, seeing as all signs point to it being deactivated.
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 09:20
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LMFAO too many lulz..awesome thread hahaha
