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The Commando - Never speaks but you can tell that he has a mic in and is listening because he effectivly responds to related verbal intel. Generally very good at killing enemies, even big ones. Does what he/she can to help with objectives, but that usually entails making sure the enemies are too dead to stop you. In non-objective rounds tends to fight alone, but is always ready to rush to a fallen teamate in hopes of reviving them.
This is your squad. These are the people you play with.
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ABjerre
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#302
Posté 19 mai 2012 - 09:48
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In my experience, Hoarders never score more than me. In fact, I often quadruple their score.
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 09:56
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GodTukka wrote...
The Nutter
Plays as Krogan, celebrates each completed wave with several headbutts. Overjoyed to see other Krogans on the team, as he'll try (and usually succeed) in getting them to join in the headbutting between rounds. Bonus points if there is a single team member of another race, standing by puzzled and lonely as three Krogan merrily headbutt each other.
Seen it tons, never gets old, lol
Yep, this is me.
Oh how glorious it is to see other Krogans...
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 10:03
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The panic-prone player and your best friend if you save him. (tends to be me)
When this player is trapped, outflanked, surrounded, or about to be grabbed, their first instinct is to break down into a withering ball of fear screaming for help or bemoaning their impending doom. If somehow by sheer luck, or by the grit and sweat and blood of their teammates they manage to survive, they will thank said saviour profusely and become their bodyguard for the rest of the game
When this player is trapped, outflanked, surrounded, or about to be grabbed, their first instinct is to break down into a withering ball of fear screaming for help or bemoaning their impending doom. If somehow by sheer luck, or by the grit and sweat and blood of their teammates they manage to survive, they will thank said saviour profusely and become their bodyguard for the rest of the game
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 10:18
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Wow, this is me to the letter.hawkmoondirge wrote...
The Jenkins- Earnest, tries his best and is never a rage quitter or badly built. hell even has competent weapons. But, he seems to think the wall is the enemy as most of his shots miss and he trails in the score. Is never a problem, except when he goes down which increases as the match goes on. However, he has a "hero" moment and is a keeper....till the cycle repeats
#306
Posté 19 mai 2012 - 10:25
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what would a Asari Vanguard be called if they threw themselves at enemy boss units to keep their attention off teammates by using biotic charge and generally keep at close range to get said enemies full attention.
usually tops score board in silver and bronze with extensive use of the lift grenades, also needs reviving the most due to reckless behavior when dancing with enemy boss units.
also puts most enemies in stasis.
usually tops score board in silver and bronze with extensive use of the lift grenades, also needs reviving the most due to reckless behavior when dancing with enemy boss units.
also puts most enemies in stasis.
#307
Posté 19 mai 2012 - 10:37
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How about adding someone who never seems to run out of grenades. 
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 09:33
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ABjerre wrote...
The Savior
A player left at wave 2, but you have been holding out 3 people until now. Each wave moved closer, and you would eventually be overrun. You all knew this, but no one mentioned it. It is now wave 9, and as I lay here, drawing my final breaths, the Geth amass around the soon-to-be corpses that were once the squad. “Abandon all hope ye who enter here” is written in blood on the inside of the counter that was once our last line of defense. Suddenly, from the landing pad, a trail of fire across the sky, a mind-shattering explosion, the enemy falls by the hundreds. Help has arrived – wave complete!
Reading this part, I was holding my breath all the time:lol:
I want part 2!
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 09:44
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The Two-Faced Reviver
He's always there whenever you or one of your team mates is down. He's usually playing as an Infiltrator, cloaked most of the time. He will revive you no matter what, even if it will cost him his own life or require him to run across the whole map. He WILL be there. You are glad he's there but is he really what you think he is? In the later waves, you realise that he did not warn or kill that one Trooper who just took you down from behind. Why? Because he wants to revive you. He loves reviving...maybe a little too much.
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Not sure if anything similar has been posted.....I have my Two-Faced Reviver moments but I'm trying to change :innocent:
He's always there whenever you or one of your team mates is down. He's usually playing as an Infiltrator, cloaked most of the time. He will revive you no matter what, even if it will cost him his own life or require him to run across the whole map. He WILL be there. You are glad he's there but is he really what you think he is? In the later waves, you realise that he did not warn or kill that one Trooper who just took you down from behind. Why? Because he wants to revive you. He loves reviving...maybe a little too much.
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Not sure if anything similar has been posted.....I have my Two-Faced Reviver moments but I'm trying to change :innocent:
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Posté 19 mai 2012 - 10:07
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The Puppy Dog
Relentlessly follows in the footsteps of their favourite player. This is often the Infiltrator, resulting in a substantial spray of bullets to their cloaked faces. Don't worry though, the Puppy Dog will be there to eagerly pick them up.
The Computer Nerd
You're around half way through capping an objective, you're doing a bang up job. All of a sudden The Nerd appears to get their cheesy fingers all over that reaper tech. They leave satisfied that they gave a hell of a helping hand. They didn't do jack ****.
Relentlessly follows in the footsteps of their favourite player. This is often the Infiltrator, resulting in a substantial spray of bullets to their cloaked faces. Don't worry though, the Puppy Dog will be there to eagerly pick them up.
The Computer Nerd
You're around half way through capping an objective, you're doing a bang up job. All of a sudden The Nerd appears to get their cheesy fingers all over that reaper tech. They leave satisfied that they gave a hell of a helping hand. They didn't do jack ****.
Modifié par Xendless, 19 mai 2012 - 10:12 .
#312
Posté 19 mai 2012 - 10:21
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I'm the trooper, and sometimes the Leprechaun, and sometimes the unlucky charm, and depending on class I might be the exploder too.
The nester
Ths guy doesn't just camp, he builds a small house with a white picket fence, carries all his furniture inside and then locks the door and then refuses to listen to what anyone ouside it says. He may be the last person alive with 4 communications relays left but nothing will stop him from protecting his little spot of the map, even if the rest of you are dead and buried in his backyard he will protect his little homestead from any invaders, objectives be damned!
The nester
Ths guy doesn't just camp, he builds a small house with a white picket fence, carries all his furniture inside and then locks the door and then refuses to listen to what anyone ouside it says. He may be the last person alive with 4 communications relays left but nothing will stop him from protecting his little spot of the map, even if the rest of you are dead and buried in his backyard he will protect his little homestead from any invaders, objectives be damned!
#313
Posté 20 mai 2012 - 08:36
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Dont see this one in here;
"The Late Shot"
Hes watching your back, he knows you arnt watching it yourself ... suddenly a cerberus trooper comes up behind you and winds up his tazer nanckucks ... its in the crosshair of this guy, he pulls the trigger either a second too late or he pulls it and misses the trooper allowing it to make the melee attack, you drop dead and he kills the trooper ... rushing to your side, usually apologizing for being a lousy shot at close range on voice chat while the revive countdown ticks down.
"The Late Shot"
Hes watching your back, he knows you arnt watching it yourself ... suddenly a cerberus trooper comes up behind you and winds up his tazer nanckucks ... its in the crosshair of this guy, he pulls the trigger either a second too late or he pulls it and misses the trooper allowing it to make the melee attack, you drop dead and he kills the trooper ... rushing to your side, usually apologizing for being a lousy shot at close range on voice chat while the revive countdown ticks down.
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Posté 20 mai 2012 - 08:44
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DnVill wrote...
How about adding someone who never seems to run out of grenades.
"Here, Hold this!"
This guy is always there with the grenades, he never seems to run out ... you swear hes hacking, but either way your grateful because his rampant overuse of lobbable explosives is keeping the enemy at arms reach, allowing you to pick them off with impunety ... though sometimes it does irritate you when he throws grenades at lone enemies rather than clumps of them, its always amusing to watch the buggers go flying so you dont really complain about it and at times you can also imagine him making comments like "Ive got a present for you!" and "Here! Hold this!"
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Posté 21 mai 2012 - 08:06
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The Lethal, Enraged Random
As a random without a mic, getting kicked on gold matches isn't a big deal and nothing to get all worked up about. Upon entering a gold lobby, the rest of the team have mics and the random gets two kicks. The third member holds off since they had been waiting overlong to get a match going. While criticising the random's weapons/setup/class and telling the random to not die too much and stay out of the way, something snaps. That was the last straw. The random channels his rage into pwning the entire match. Our random here is a human sentinel who equips a level 3 recharge, cues up Thunderstruck on the ipod, and proceeds to put on a biotic clinic of epic proportions. It wasn't until wave 10 that the hero finally falls with the entire team bleeding out. With only a single medi-gel, he looks for inspiration inside to save the day. Through the whole match he aided his team through revives, hitting objectives, and eventually carrying them to full extraction. Back in the lobby, our scrappy random kicks the rest of the team and exits.
As a random without a mic, getting kicked on gold matches isn't a big deal and nothing to get all worked up about. Upon entering a gold lobby, the rest of the team have mics and the random gets two kicks. The third member holds off since they had been waiting overlong to get a match going. While criticising the random's weapons/setup/class and telling the random to not die too much and stay out of the way, something snaps. That was the last straw. The random channels his rage into pwning the entire match. Our random here is a human sentinel who equips a level 3 recharge, cues up Thunderstruck on the ipod, and proceeds to put on a biotic clinic of epic proportions. It wasn't until wave 10 that the hero finally falls with the entire team bleeding out. With only a single medi-gel, he looks for inspiration inside to save the day. Through the whole match he aided his team through revives, hitting objectives, and eventually carrying them to full extraction. Back in the lobby, our scrappy random kicks the rest of the team and exits.
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Posté 28 mai 2012 - 02:53
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bump, cause its a good post
The Quick Learner
You meet him in random match and, SURPRISINGLY he has a mic and speaks english! He is older than his N7 rank and you have to take him to some bronze matches, explaining basic stuff and answering questions. Then you show him how to farm geth and play a silver match. You invite him to friends and you start playing together. The next day you realize that he is just as good as you and his rank and manifest grow like crazy. Then you start learning stuff from him. He also cracks better jokes than you and knows the entire Mordin song by heart. He also can sing.well.
Cheers "You Know Who I Am Talking About"
The Quick Learner
You meet him in random match and, SURPRISINGLY he has a mic and speaks english! He is older than his N7 rank and you have to take him to some bronze matches, explaining basic stuff and answering questions. Then you show him how to farm geth and play a silver match. You invite him to friends and you start playing together. The next day you realize that he is just as good as you and his rank and manifest grow like crazy. Then you start learning stuff from him. He also cracks better jokes than you and knows the entire Mordin song by heart. He also can sing.well.
Cheers "You Know Who I Am Talking About"
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Posté 28 mai 2012 - 11:30
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Panic Pete:
Panic Pete is normally a pretty level headed and solid player. He scores high on the board. He's good with objectives. He's good at supporting his team mates. He has a mic and is good with communication. The problem is when the chips are down he completely loses his head. Such as last night, when 2 squad mates went down next to a phantom and atlas. Pete rushes in and rez the only player that has medpacks left... just in time for said player to be sync killed by the phantom. Pete then storms the atlas with his SI infiltrator and proceeds to pistol whip the mech until Pete's unfortunate demise. Afterwards, sheepishly on the mic: "Uh sorry guys... I probably should have used my Cobra. That was really stoopid." "Yea Pete it was, but don't worry, we still love you."
Panic Pete is normally a pretty level headed and solid player. He scores high on the board. He's good with objectives. He's good at supporting his team mates. He has a mic and is good with communication. The problem is when the chips are down he completely loses his head. Such as last night, when 2 squad mates went down next to a phantom and atlas. Pete rushes in and rez the only player that has medpacks left... just in time for said player to be sync killed by the phantom. Pete then storms the atlas with his SI infiltrator and proceeds to pistol whip the mech until Pete's unfortunate demise. Afterwards, sheepishly on the mic: "Uh sorry guys... I probably should have used my Cobra. That was really stoopid." "Yea Pete it was, but don't worry, we still love you."
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Posté 28 mai 2012 - 11:36
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The One Mand Wolf Pack
At some point an Asari Adept got frisky with a Krogan Soldier. This was their unholy offspring. When you see him defiling the sactity of your Gold lobby, it is only of your good heart that you allow him to join the game. You immediately regret this as he sprints off on his own at the start of wave 1, and you damn him to the far reaches of hell when his is never around to revive your sorry ass. On the other hand he is never in need of a revive, so why bother raging? It is not untill wave 9 when you and the 2 other campers are trying to fight off a Phantom in the tower of FB:Dagger that you understand what is going on. While you were 1 guitar short of of singing Kumbaya in your camp, wondering why no targets appeared, he was doing unspeakable things to the enemy on the level below you.
that is me in random game
WATCH OUT WE HAVE...you know the rest
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The Commando - Never speaks but you can tell that he has a mic in and is
listening because he effectivly responds to related verbal intel.
Generally very good at killing enemies, even big ones. Does what he/she
can to help with objectives, but that usually entails making sure the
enemies are too dead to stop you. In non-objective rounds tends to fight
alone, but is always ready to rush to a fallen teamate in hopes of
reviving them.
At some point an Asari Adept got frisky with a Krogan Soldier. This was their unholy offspring. When you see him defiling the sactity of your Gold lobby, it is only of your good heart that you allow him to join the game. You immediately regret this as he sprints off on his own at the start of wave 1, and you damn him to the far reaches of hell when his is never around to revive your sorry ass. On the other hand he is never in need of a revive, so why bother raging? It is not untill wave 9 when you and the 2 other campers are trying to fight off a Phantom in the tower of FB:Dagger that you understand what is going on. While you were 1 guitar short of of singing Kumbaya in your camp, wondering why no targets appeared, he was doing unspeakable things to the enemy on the level below you.
that is me in random game
WATCH OUT WE HAVE...you know the rest
and also
The Commando - Never speaks but you can tell that he has a mic in and is
listening because he effectivly responds to related verbal intel.
Generally very good at killing enemies, even big ones. Does what he/she
can to help with objectives, but that usually entails making sure the
enemies are too dead to stop you. In non-objective rounds tends to fight
alone, but is always ready to rush to a fallen teamate in hopes of
reviving them.
Modifié par Dynamik78, 28 mai 2012 - 11:46 .
#319
Posté 28 mai 2012 - 12:25
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ABjerre wrote...
The Trooper
Never speaks, and rarely spoken to. There is no need for that, as he is always there. If bunkering down somewhere, he is there to back the rest of the squad up, and if someone runs for an objective, he is the one that follows to help clear the way and provide cover. Generally performs averagely on killing things, but a popular guy because he causes no problems.
The Master Exploder
The Biotic Mastermind. If you play a biotic class yourself, he will tap everything with Warp on a stupidly low cooldown, and rage at you for not detonating them so that everything can die in the explotions that he set up. Everything must die in an explotion – even with 3 squad mates trying to aim scoped rifles, he will relentlessly continue to shake the very foundations of the earth, making it impossible for you to aim, but ensuring him eternal glory.
The Eccentric Master
If Mass Effect was a movie, this guy would be played by John Cleese. He has some sort of hideously bizarre combination of class, mods, and weapons that you would never possibly allow in a normal game, but you were desperate to get going so you let him join. He then proceeds to clean up the entire map and make you all look like chumps despite being armed with a combination that no sane, rational individual would ever choose. You later try his build and do predictably terrible with it, then spend the next half hour wondering how he was able to pull it off.
I guess I'm a mix of those three
Proposal :
The Communication Officer
He has a mic, and he considers it is a duty to use it. A phantom approach in your back ? He has already warned you. You have fallen ? He suggest you not to use medigel... Cause he's right behind you. He has fallen ? You have already recieved a full sitrep including where, which enemies, how many, and all their health/armor/barrier/shield-bar status. He may be average in score, but playing with that guy is a blessing, since you'll never be caught by surprise.
The Wannabe MC
He has a mic, and... Well. Maybe the guy shouldn't. He's mic is always on. You hear everything : echoes, keyboard strokes, hardbreath, chat... Everything. And these exemples are a less painful ones. You don't want to play with Nyancat or a Gorilla. Or worse : the last Rihanna's LP.
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Posté 28 mai 2012 - 12:29
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Those are so not the teammates I get 
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Posté 30 mai 2012 - 04:27
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Sol Angelica wrote...
Wow, this is me to the letter.hawkmoondirge wrote...
The Jenkins- Earnest, tries his best and is never a rage quitter or badly built. hell even has competent weapons. But, he seems to think the wall is the enemy as most of his shots miss and he trails in the score. Is never a problem, except when he goes down which increases as the match goes on. However, he has a "hero" moment and is a keeper....till the cycle repeats
Agreed, this is me as well. I loled at the wall being the enemy, my aim is not great. The biggest shame I have that must make team mates rather disgusted is when I whip out the rocket lancher at just the proper moment in my mind and then watch as the missle flies by the foe I am aiming at.
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Posté 30 mai 2012 - 04:41
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Excellent bump. I would add...
The Flash
Drell Vanguard? Check. Adrenaline module 3? Oh yes. This guy's so fast he outruns rockets. Ravagers die of sheer frustration. Atlases slump their shoulders and explode from the pure exhaustive effort of trying to track him. He always seems to have grenades handy when you need them, and just when you think he's out, he's already run to the furthest ammo box and chucked more grenades. TWICE.
The Flash
Drell Vanguard? Check. Adrenaline module 3? Oh yes. This guy's so fast he outruns rockets. Ravagers die of sheer frustration. Atlases slump their shoulders and explode from the pure exhaustive effort of trying to track him. He always seems to have grenades handy when you need them, and just when you think he's out, he's already run to the furthest ammo box and chucked more grenades. TWICE.
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Posté 04 juin 2012 - 06:22
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The Indiana Jones
This lover of all things Indiana Jones cannot get enough of the new whip power found in cerberus biotics. He prefers reaper matches just so he can whip/rangle brutes all day. He will use a pistol on occasion, but has been known to not equip a pistol for the match causing panic. But be warned, if a raptor sac bursts he will run to the other side of the map or even quit the match entirely. Those swarmers remind him too much of snakes. The same can be said of the geth and their smooth, slippery appearance. He is also all over the new 'item recovery' objective. It reminds him of switching out that idol artifact before the big ball trap showed up in Raiders of the LostArc. Its best just to call him Indiana and not bring up that his dogs name was Indiana too. And dont ever, ever call him Junior.
Edit: Paired up with The Han Solo (see previous posts), they will somehow insta-win any match on gold when Chewbacca and Short Round show up as backup if things get a bit too hairy.
This lover of all things Indiana Jones cannot get enough of the new whip power found in cerberus biotics. He prefers reaper matches just so he can whip/rangle brutes all day. He will use a pistol on occasion, but has been known to not equip a pistol for the match causing panic. But be warned, if a raptor sac bursts he will run to the other side of the map or even quit the match entirely. Those swarmers remind him too much of snakes. The same can be said of the geth and their smooth, slippery appearance. He is also all over the new 'item recovery' objective. It reminds him of switching out that idol artifact before the big ball trap showed up in Raiders of the LostArc. Its best just to call him Indiana and not bring up that his dogs name was Indiana too. And dont ever, ever call him Junior.
Edit: Paired up with The Han Solo (see previous posts), they will somehow insta-win any match on gold when Chewbacca and Short Round show up as backup if things get a bit too hairy.
Modifié par BouncyFrag, 05 juin 2012 - 06:58 .
