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Don't know if it has been posted, but this weekend after playing a lot of PUG and met a few players ...
The Dynamic Duo - Yeah, you've PUG-ged all weekend, never staying in one lobby, always jumping into the next. More often than not, because you've have a less than idealistic team to begin with. Then, something happens. Suddenly, you and a teammate happen to work well together. If you're both biotics, you set-up with warp of reave and he/she detonates it. Space magic. Okay, that's too much, but yeah, even both your playing styles complement each other like, coffee and cream, or fries and ketchup, you get the picture. And suddenly, both of you are inseparable. Wave after wave, you both lead the team and the two other guys are feeling left out. And even when the lobby host has left both of you may end up in the same PUG again. Both of you were MFEO.
The Fantastic Four - Is the evolution of the dynamic duo. None of you know each other primarily. But after several failed PUGs all four of you end up playing with each other. And you wreak havoc on the battlefield. All 4 of you move together, rarely going away from the main group if only to get the enemy hiding behind cover. You're an unstoppable force, unless one of you need to take a break IRL.
This is your squad. These are the people you play with.
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ABjerre
, avril 19 2012 07:26
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#352
Posté 16 juillet 2012 - 09:19
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Mr. 3-6-10 - Usually using an infiltrator (QMI) spec'd for full duration with a stronghold package, on non-objective rounds this player (while barely paying attention to the game) either spams tac-cloak to avoid detection or tac-scan so that nearby enemies are highlighted through walls and enemy spawns, stopping any flank maneuvers from being a surprise, but somehow his spidey-senses tingle on objective waves and he springs into action quickly completing objectives with ease to maximize credit gain.
#353
Posté 16 juillet 2012 - 09:40
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Varzin wrote...
The Commando - Never speaks but you can tell that he has a mic in and is listening because he effectivly responds to related verbal intel. Generally very good at killing enemies, even big ones. Does what he/she can to help with objectives, but that usually entails making sure the enemies are too dead to stop you. In non-objective rounds tends to fight alone, but is always ready to rush to a fallen teamate in hopes of reviving them.
I'm guilty of this.
As Nihlus would say "I move faster on my own."
#354
Posté 16 juillet 2012 - 10:01
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Wonderful read. Thanks for the morning humor.
#355
Posté 16 juillet 2012 - 11:14
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The shiny pokemon lover
Usually plays as an infiltrator with at least one biotic teamate. Specialize in shooting at enemies which have been warped or reaved and appears in altered colour, a powerful obsession one simply can't resist. Some also love overloading/energy draining at critical moments and ****** off all biotic teamates.
The cheapskate
No matter how many times you urge him to use a missile or medi-gel over the mic, he never responds. It's not until everyone else's dead and he's playing solo do you realize how many stock items he has been hoarding.
Usually plays as an infiltrator with at least one biotic teamate. Specialize in shooting at enemies which have been warped or reaved and appears in altered colour, a powerful obsession one simply can't resist. Some also love overloading/energy draining at critical moments and ****** off all biotic teamates.
The cheapskate
No matter how many times you urge him to use a missile or medi-gel over the mic, he never responds. It's not until everyone else's dead and he's playing solo do you realize how many stock items he has been hoarding.
#356
Posté 16 juillet 2012 - 12:54
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I happen to be a trooper/helper and sometimes I use mic (so it's a Girl Trooper)).
#357
Posté 16 juillet 2012 - 12:59
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Trooper sums me up perfectly.
#358
Posté 16 juillet 2012 - 01:05
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The Reegar
No matter what enemies and difficulities come up, this one has one answer: a Reegar shot to the face! Being most likely either a Vorcha or Krogan, these guys run up to the face of the closest enemy and melt them into blue oblivion. Occasionally you can hear them yelling "Three stacks of bloodlust, come at me bro!" before rushing up to an Atlas. And melting it in three seconds.
The Dragon of the Mars
Imitating the Star God of technology, these guys use their tech and trolling skills to make an enemy curl up into fetal pose and cry. They wait for that silly engineer to put up a turret in a perfect location, then sic it on him and his buddies with a crazy smile on their face. Geth try to avoid them, but it's no use... as long as you have tech on you, they will find you!
The Biotic God
Usually takes a Reaver anda Thrower. This duo turns the entire map into chain biotic explosions. You might as well sit down and enjoy the fireworks, because by the time you take aim, it's already flying in blue glory.
No matter what enemies and difficulities come up, this one has one answer: a Reegar shot to the face! Being most likely either a Vorcha or Krogan, these guys run up to the face of the closest enemy and melt them into blue oblivion. Occasionally you can hear them yelling "Three stacks of bloodlust, come at me bro!" before rushing up to an Atlas. And melting it in three seconds.
The Dragon of the Mars
Imitating the Star God of technology, these guys use their tech and trolling skills to make an enemy curl up into fetal pose and cry. They wait for that silly engineer to put up a turret in a perfect location, then sic it on him and his buddies with a crazy smile on their face. Geth try to avoid them, but it's no use... as long as you have tech on you, they will find you!
The Biotic God
Usually takes a Reaver anda Thrower. This duo turns the entire map into chain biotic explosions. You might as well sit down and enjoy the fireworks, because by the time you take aim, it's already flying in blue glory.
Modifié par LordSerion, 16 juillet 2012 - 01:06 .
#360
Posté 16 juillet 2012 - 02:05
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The Confused One
He just bought the game and doesn't have a weapons higher than III. He goes to MP and sets it to U/U/B. He's excited when the game starts only to realise he's being attacked by a duo of Banshees. The game has decided he would be better off in a Reaper Gold match. You hear his words on panic and confusion and feel almost sorry for the poor kid. You are however oddly inspired as you see him try his hardest to bring down those Banshees with his Avenger III.
He just bought the game and doesn't have a weapons higher than III. He goes to MP and sets it to U/U/B. He's excited when the game starts only to realise he's being attacked by a duo of Banshees. The game has decided he would be better off in a Reaper Gold match. You hear his words on panic and confusion and feel almost sorry for the poor kid. You are however oddly inspired as you see him try his hardest to bring down those Banshees with his Avenger III.
#361
Posté 16 juillet 2012 - 03:02
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The Pissed Off Leader
He is great at the game, probably better than you will ever be and he wants to make sure you know it. He tells you after each wave how to play and why you just sucked. He has the highest score and deservedly so but man could he give it a rest. Then when you get back to the lobby of the game he isn't hosting he tells you that you were beneath him and to go play bronze. He will ride off into the sunset of his eternal victory.
Thanks for the OP it was alot of fun.
He is great at the game, probably better than you will ever be and he wants to make sure you know it. He tells you after each wave how to play and why you just sucked. He has the highest score and deservedly so but man could he give it a rest. Then when you get back to the lobby of the game he isn't hosting he tells you that you were beneath him and to go play bronze. He will ride off into the sunset of his eternal victory.
Thanks for the OP it was alot of fun.
#362
Posté 19 juillet 2012 - 11:18
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Best thread in the known galaxy
#363
Posté 20 juillet 2012 - 07:42
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Captain of the Neighborhood Watch
Missle glitchers beware. This player has had it with you outscoring everyone in the hundreds of thousands (where everyone else is lucky to break 10K) killing any and all challenge/fun. Lacking an in game kick system, the Captain will rage and proceed to harass the cheating pest with melee attacks hoping to be as great of a nuisance as possible. In reality there is only so much that can be done due to the cheat registering an 11 on the "Ridiculously Over Powered Scale" (a scale that under normal circumstances ranges only from 1-10). If by chance the glitcher falls without any medi-gel, the good Captain will stand above them unloading his entire supply of rockets point blank to the head then switching over to the shotgun once missle ammo runs out. After the match, a "citizens arrest" will be administered in the form of an email reporting the shameless miscreant to the powers that be.
Edit: Due to the missle glitch being fixed, the Captain's work is done. He was last seen heading to the east hoping to walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
Missle glitchers beware. This player has had it with you outscoring everyone in the hundreds of thousands (where everyone else is lucky to break 10K) killing any and all challenge/fun. Lacking an in game kick system, the Captain will rage and proceed to harass the cheating pest with melee attacks hoping to be as great of a nuisance as possible. In reality there is only so much that can be done due to the cheat registering an 11 on the "Ridiculously Over Powered Scale" (a scale that under normal circumstances ranges only from 1-10). If by chance the glitcher falls without any medi-gel, the good Captain will stand above them unloading his entire supply of rockets point blank to the head then switching over to the shotgun once missle ammo runs out. After the match, a "citizens arrest" will be administered in the form of an email reporting the shameless miscreant to the powers that be.
Edit: Due to the missle glitch being fixed, the Captain's work is done. He was last seen heading to the east hoping to walk the earth, meet people... get into adventures. Like Caine from "Kung Fu."
Modifié par BouncyFrag, 25 juillet 2012 - 08:00 .
#365
Posté 23 juillet 2012 - 05:16
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No Adaptive players? I am dissapointed that I'm not on this list 
#366
Posté 23 juillet 2012 - 05:30
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I enjoyed this so much... It hurts.
#367
Posté 23 juillet 2012 - 06:11
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I laughed so hard. Oh sweet baby Shepard.
#368
Posté 23 juillet 2012 - 11:34
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The Beater of Dead Horses
The beater of dead horses has a centurion's helmet in his sights. A shot rings out, and the Cerberus scum's head explodes...a split second before he fires. This player obviously knows what he's doing; now, if only he'd do it a little faster. He'll run up to a fallen teammate just as another player sticks the revive, he'll unload his Claymore at the disintegrating Atlas mech, and any missiles the poor guy fires will surely go to waste. Despite the beater's best efforts, a combination of poor reflexes, lack of communication, and sheer bad luck will conspire to minimize his contributions.
The Orbital Bomber
You see a Vanguard in the lobby and groan, knowing it's only a matter of time before the vanguard glitch rears its ugly head. Sure enough, she charges postmortem on wave 3, and near the end of wave 6 she ascends to the heavens, never to be seen again. But wait! Did the Vanguard's name just show up in the kill feed? A wave and a half later, there it is again. Be it a drell with plenty of grenades or a slayer with an utterly spammable Biotic Slash, this glitch victim still has access to an area-of-effect power, and she'll make sure everyone who sets foot on the landing pad knows it. Though part of you appreciates the continued efforts at assistance, the rest of you wishes the vanguard would just quit and make room for somebody else.
The beater of dead horses has a centurion's helmet in his sights. A shot rings out, and the Cerberus scum's head explodes...a split second before he fires. This player obviously knows what he's doing; now, if only he'd do it a little faster. He'll run up to a fallen teammate just as another player sticks the revive, he'll unload his Claymore at the disintegrating Atlas mech, and any missiles the poor guy fires will surely go to waste. Despite the beater's best efforts, a combination of poor reflexes, lack of communication, and sheer bad luck will conspire to minimize his contributions.
The Orbital Bomber
You see a Vanguard in the lobby and groan, knowing it's only a matter of time before the vanguard glitch rears its ugly head. Sure enough, she charges postmortem on wave 3, and near the end of wave 6 she ascends to the heavens, never to be seen again. But wait! Did the Vanguard's name just show up in the kill feed? A wave and a half later, there it is again. Be it a drell with plenty of grenades or a slayer with an utterly spammable Biotic Slash, this glitch victim still has access to an area-of-effect power, and she'll make sure everyone who sets foot on the landing pad knows it. Though part of you appreciates the continued efforts at assistance, the rest of you wishes the vanguard would just quit and make room for somebody else.
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#369
Posté 08 août 2012 - 07:24
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The V for Vendetta
Ever since they had their first match against Cerberus in the demo, they had a burning desire: payback for all those gut stabs Phantoms gave them! Now, their dream is fulfilled.
Armed with their swords they flash everywhere on the battlefield to hunt them down, with a mad smile on their faces whenever their blade finds its mark on their head. It's a good day to cut...
Ever since they had their first match against Cerberus in the demo, they had a burning desire: payback for all those gut stabs Phantoms gave them! Now, their dream is fulfilled.
Armed with their swords they flash everywhere on the battlefield to hunt them down, with a mad smile on their faces whenever their blade finds its mark on their head. It's a good day to cut...
#370
Posté 08 août 2012 - 07:46
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Oh man, the Charger/Nutter combination describes me. Except for the erectile dysfunction thing.
#371
Posté 08 août 2012 - 07:54
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Trooper=me I enjoy helping out anytime I can.
#372
Posté 12 août 2012 - 03:10
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The Martyr
However mediocre this player had been during you brief stint in London he will finally prove his worth during your extraction. As you sit behind a small concrete pillar in the rubble that was once London and flinch as Ravagers pummel your defensive line you will realize the swarm of cannibals flanking from your left. Without the range and firepower to take them out in time you hopelessly take potshots at your impending doom. You discharge your pistol for the final time now having to rely on your biotics for the remaining time and as you throw out all your powers at the enemy a beam of blue light crosses your line of sight and collides with the flanking swarm of enemies. As you turn your head to see its affect expecting it to be the discharge of a Slayers disruptor an armor clad krogan materializes in the wake of the explosion. As he bludgeons the stunned enemies for the glory of Tuchanka he roars vigorously over the mic. "DIE DIE DIE" And as the timer reaches its final moments so do you witness the final moments of your Martyr loud and defiant to the end in the grip of a Banshee the bodies of what was once your doom strewn about around his final resting place. A good death, as it was, one that provided your squad with those 74000 credits and a new premium spectre pack for you. The Martyr never said a word when you returned to the lobby but as always the group disbanded with out a second thought leaving you alone in the lobby.
P.S. on a sidenote I always thought there should be a passive skill for any krogan that when being insta-killed by a Banshee/Phantom/Brute you would have a 10% chance to turn it around and insta-kill them although you die in the process.
However mediocre this player had been during you brief stint in London he will finally prove his worth during your extraction. As you sit behind a small concrete pillar in the rubble that was once London and flinch as Ravagers pummel your defensive line you will realize the swarm of cannibals flanking from your left. Without the range and firepower to take them out in time you hopelessly take potshots at your impending doom. You discharge your pistol for the final time now having to rely on your biotics for the remaining time and as you throw out all your powers at the enemy a beam of blue light crosses your line of sight and collides with the flanking swarm of enemies. As you turn your head to see its affect expecting it to be the discharge of a Slayers disruptor an armor clad krogan materializes in the wake of the explosion. As he bludgeons the stunned enemies for the glory of Tuchanka he roars vigorously over the mic. "DIE DIE DIE" And as the timer reaches its final moments so do you witness the final moments of your Martyr loud and defiant to the end in the grip of a Banshee the bodies of what was once your doom strewn about around his final resting place. A good death, as it was, one that provided your squad with those 74000 credits and a new premium spectre pack for you. The Martyr never said a word when you returned to the lobby but as always the group disbanded with out a second thought leaving you alone in the lobby.
P.S. on a sidenote I always thought there should be a passive skill for any krogan that when being insta-killed by a Banshee/Phantom/Brute you would have a 10% chance to turn it around and insta-kill them although you die in the process.
#373
Posté 12 août 2012 - 03:51
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Cool thread. Also given me few gameplay ideas. 5 stars.
