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I'm definitely a trooper; get it sone and get paid.
This is your squad. These are the people you play with.
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ABjerre
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#378
Posté 15 août 2012 - 10:00
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Nothing better than playing Frustrater with newly-promoted Demolisher.
#379
Posté 15 août 2012 - 10:07
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I loved this.
The Role Player had me rolling.
The Role Player had me rolling.
#380
Posté 15 août 2012 - 10:19
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ABjerre wrote...
The One Mand Wolf Pack
At some point an Asari Adept got frisky with a Krogan Soldier. This was their unholy offspring...
While you were 1 guitar short of of singing Kumbaya in your camp, wondering why no targets appeared, he was doing unspeakable things to the enemy on the level below you.
Brilliant! Really made me laugh!
#381
Posté 15 août 2012 - 10:26
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nomination to the list.
No brains All brawn Tank
From ever since the first MMO he played, this person has been the designated tank, not because you nominated him, but because he demanded it. In ME3 he found hes calling with the barrier melee Kroguard and Sentinel paladin. Allways in the front lines soaking that damage, and laughing over mic, When the rest of the team shout phantom warnings over mic. Hes the one shouting "Let me at em" while proceeding to smack the living hell out of anything on hes way with the shield/krogan melee while maniacly gigling over the mic, and a second later your wondering -When did phantoms learn to fly?- Oddly enough hes nearly never at the top of the score board, but you seem to have less trouble moving around since your not getting shot, and the tank doesnt seem to die too often either, Then comes wave 11 and he sulks for the lack of phantoms and suicides or makes a 5 rocket barrage while wishing the next map would start already so he can proceed to beating things to a pulp.
No brains All brawn Tank
From ever since the first MMO he played, this person has been the designated tank, not because you nominated him, but because he demanded it. In ME3 he found hes calling with the barrier melee Kroguard and Sentinel paladin. Allways in the front lines soaking that damage, and laughing over mic, When the rest of the team shout phantom warnings over mic. Hes the one shouting "Let me at em" while proceeding to smack the living hell out of anything on hes way with the shield/krogan melee while maniacly gigling over the mic, and a second later your wondering -When did phantoms learn to fly?- Oddly enough hes nearly never at the top of the score board, but you seem to have less trouble moving around since your not getting shot, and the tank doesnt seem to die too often either, Then comes wave 11 and he sulks for the lack of phantoms and suicides or makes a 5 rocket barrage while wishing the next map would start already so he can proceed to beating things to a pulp.
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#382
Posté 15 août 2012 - 10:31
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I consider myself something of a mix of One Man Army and Immortal. 'Course I'm the trooper as well, just had too many moments on Gold where every Squadmate was dead and there were like 4 Banshees, 6 Ravagers and 10 Marauders left so I had to kite the Banshees around the map, dodging their biotic powers, while finishing the Ravagers and Marauders first with precise shots. Then one good aimed missile at the Banshees and hello wave 11. Got praise for my immortality a few times 
I love Unlucky-charm's, always worth a laugh. Sometimes it's me though, when a Geth Rocket Trooper decides to rocket glitch.
I would characterize my brother as Captain Cobra, seeing as everytime he get's butthurt (maybe because of beforementioned funny Rocket Troopers) he goes on a missile rampage, killing everyone and everything in this round. Needless to say, he's always out of missiles.
I've encountered two Eccentric Masters so far. Left me wondering for quite a while how they pulled that off
I love Unlucky-charm's, always worth a laugh. Sometimes it's me though, when a Geth Rocket Trooper decides to rocket glitch.
I would characterize my brother as Captain Cobra, seeing as everytime he get's butthurt (maybe because of beforementioned funny Rocket Troopers) he goes on a missile rampage, killing everyone and everything in this round. Needless to say, he's always out of missiles.
I've encountered two Eccentric Masters so far. Left me wondering for quite a while how they pulled that off
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#383
Posté 15 août 2012 - 10:42
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The Leveler
Will sometimes appear in Silver lobbies with a level 1 character weilding the highest DPS weapons and consumables in his arsenal regardless of class or weight, likely wishing that he would have simply been randomed into a game in progress to avoid the awkwad wait to see if the kick votes get cast. Will likely come out in third or fourth place by the end of the game but is quite liberal with using consumables and missiles just as the team needs them. Will always die in the closing seconds of the extraction wave when playing an Adept or Infiltrator.
Will sometimes appear in Silver lobbies with a level 1 character weilding the highest DPS weapons and consumables in his arsenal regardless of class or weight, likely wishing that he would have simply been randomed into a game in progress to avoid the awkwad wait to see if the kick votes get cast. Will likely come out in third or fourth place by the end of the game but is quite liberal with using consumables and missiles just as the team needs them. Will always die in the closing seconds of the extraction wave when playing an Adept or Infiltrator.
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#384
Posté 15 août 2012 - 10:47
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This should be a sticky thread. Had some good laughs, well done!
#385
Posté 15 août 2012 - 11:03
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I got a few for you! ;P
The Krogan God of War
This low N7 level, clueless Krogan Vanguard equiped with a Claymore and a Javelin, playing off host, managed, by some miracle, to squeeze in your game without you noticing on a gold... The first 3 waves are hell as he keeps dying over and over again!! But then, like the incradible hulk, the Krogan god of battle takes possession of him as he starts glitching like if he had an epileptic seizure and he starts dying over and over again... But this time, he needs not to be revived and each time he comes back to life, like a phoenix, completely replenishes you and your team-mate's barriers, shields and health instantly!! Your team is now invinsible as the Krogan god of Battle has blessed you... Unfortunately, on wave 8 or 9, he leaves you suddenly... either via rage quit or because of a connection loss... You are now in a very tight situation, wondering why the god of battle suddenly abandoned you...
The Epyleptic
The poor low N7 Biotic Charge using vanguard noob isn't a bad player at all. He holds his own quite well. But, all the other players are well aware of his sickness... The has the dreaded "off-host" desease... Sooner or later, during the game, he will become incapacitated by an epyleptic seizure that will last until the end of the game... He might even die of the seizure and if you are carefull enough, you will see him rize up in the sky, so high, back to god...
The retard
Oh man... The worst thing that ever happened to the mass effect MP community was when this stupid, completely idiotic moron was given a mic... Everything seems alright as he has not yet lost it, although, by listening to him talk, you had a feeling that this individual could be a little off... Then, suddenly, on wave 7, gold, the Banshees show up in pair and this dude completely goes apesh*t!! He screams, talks, laughts and gasps like a little girl possessed by the devil and you become now torn between quitting this audio nightmare or enduring it for the credits in the end...
The Douchebag
This dude is clueless... You had to tell him in the lobby to turn off his damn annoying music before the game starts and during wave 3, you bite your lips wondering why you didn't kick this awshole when you had the chance. The guy is now talking on the phone, screaming out his conversation... And half the time, you can't understand a single word he says because he is talking in a foreign language. He hells at his mom or girlfriend and eats something loud. And sometimes, he'll put his god damn music back on and starts singing to it with the "retards" voice... It's a question of time before you rage-quit... And if, by miracle, your group survived his sh*tstorm, the vengeance is immediate as he is instantly kicked at the same time by all players so fast the the red "X" don't even have time to show up!
The Krogan God of War
This low N7 level, clueless Krogan Vanguard equiped with a Claymore and a Javelin, playing off host, managed, by some miracle, to squeeze in your game without you noticing on a gold... The first 3 waves are hell as he keeps dying over and over again!! But then, like the incradible hulk, the Krogan god of battle takes possession of him as he starts glitching like if he had an epileptic seizure and he starts dying over and over again... But this time, he needs not to be revived and each time he comes back to life, like a phoenix, completely replenishes you and your team-mate's barriers, shields and health instantly!! Your team is now invinsible as the Krogan god of Battle has blessed you... Unfortunately, on wave 8 or 9, he leaves you suddenly... either via rage quit or because of a connection loss... You are now in a very tight situation, wondering why the god of battle suddenly abandoned you...
The Epyleptic
The poor low N7 Biotic Charge using vanguard noob isn't a bad player at all. He holds his own quite well. But, all the other players are well aware of his sickness... The has the dreaded "off-host" desease... Sooner or later, during the game, he will become incapacitated by an epyleptic seizure that will last until the end of the game... He might even die of the seizure and if you are carefull enough, you will see him rize up in the sky, so high, back to god...
The retard
Oh man... The worst thing that ever happened to the mass effect MP community was when this stupid, completely idiotic moron was given a mic... Everything seems alright as he has not yet lost it, although, by listening to him talk, you had a feeling that this individual could be a little off... Then, suddenly, on wave 7, gold, the Banshees show up in pair and this dude completely goes apesh*t!! He screams, talks, laughts and gasps like a little girl possessed by the devil and you become now torn between quitting this audio nightmare or enduring it for the credits in the end...
The Douchebag
This dude is clueless... You had to tell him in the lobby to turn off his damn annoying music before the game starts and during wave 3, you bite your lips wondering why you didn't kick this awshole when you had the chance. The guy is now talking on the phone, screaming out his conversation... And half the time, you can't understand a single word he says because he is talking in a foreign language. He hells at his mom or girlfriend and eats something loud. And sometimes, he'll put his god damn music back on and starts singing to it with the "retards" voice... It's a question of time before you rage-quit... And if, by miracle, your group survived his sh*tstorm, the vengeance is immediate as he is instantly kicked at the same time by all players so fast the the red "X" don't even have time to show up!
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#386
Posté 15 août 2012 - 11:10
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The COD War Veteran
If the internet was his father, the safety of anonymity was definitely his mother. According to him, he is a 6ft.10, 250lbs street fighting war veteran that served in numerous battles from the Falklands to the 2nd Gulf War. If his bullet is the first to hit a target, it is considered his alone - if you steal his kill, he will track you down via IP address and **** you up. He has ****ed your mother several times. His voice sounds a lot like a 12 year old though.
LOLolol. I am in the military and I laugh everytime I meet this guy.
humes spork wrote...
Michael Bay
Closely related to the Master Exploder, but without the biotic powers to sate his lust for blowing **** up. He kits out in BF3 soldier and carries a striker or falcon with incendiary ammo. Nothing he does fails to explode or burn. You can only thank your lucky stars he stays the hell away from objectives, because he'd probably blow those up too.
This guy is the frustrator too cause I can never pull it off.
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Posté 16 août 2012 - 12:51
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This would make an awesome personality quiz. I think I'm a combo of trooper and frustrator.
#388
Posté 18 août 2012 - 12:51
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Eccentric, the destroyer gave new meaning to that class.
Ever see one land perfect headshots from across the map? With a graal? I have.
Demolishers fit under the Michael Bay now.
Ever see one land perfect headshots from across the map? With a graal? I have.
Demolishers fit under the Michael Bay now.
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Posté 18 août 2012 - 01:00
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Excellent post, OP. Fun to read.
I guess I am a mix of the trooper and the sniper.
I guess I am a mix of the trooper and the sniper.
#390
Posté 18 août 2012 - 01:10
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Peter Pan:
The highest ranked player in the lobby, maxed out weapons, every consumable available and a build that looks like it could shatter mountains. This guy is the eternal noob, kept alive only by his undying need to prove himself worthy and the support of his teammates, he will take cover behind thin pipes, get hugged by every Banshee and seem to be magnetically attracted to the floor.
New one-
The kill-stealer:
This guy has decided that you are a threat to his very existence and will stop at nothing to steal your kills, this is the random in a lobby full of vanguards, the sniper sitting behind your destroyer or someone disguised as 'The Man' who will follow you through every lobby you join until his work is done and he proves to himself that he has defeated you.
The highest ranked player in the lobby, maxed out weapons, every consumable available and a build that looks like it could shatter mountains. This guy is the eternal noob, kept alive only by his undying need to prove himself worthy and the support of his teammates, he will take cover behind thin pipes, get hugged by every Banshee and seem to be magnetically attracted to the floor.
New one-
The kill-stealer:
This guy has decided that you are a threat to his very existence and will stop at nothing to steal your kills, this is the random in a lobby full of vanguards, the sniper sitting behind your destroyer or someone disguised as 'The Man' who will follow you through every lobby you join until his work is done and he proves to himself that he has defeated you.
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Posté 18 août 2012 - 01:15
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I wish I could come up with a new one, but all the good ones are taken.
Edit: Idea!
The Arsonist:
Making an entrance like the results of his victims (and his personality), he'll pop up in a lobby with the Vorcha or Inferno Grenade user coupled with a Reegar Carbine and Incendiary Ammo. In battle with Cerberus and Reapers he will set anything that moves alight in multi-colored flames and the sounds he makes on his mic show he's probably got some sick obsession. While you're bunkering down against the Geth, he or she is trying to outdo the Geth Pyro at its own job, normally at the extent of failure. Expect to revive sparingly.
Edit: Idea!
The Arsonist:
Making an entrance like the results of his victims (and his personality), he'll pop up in a lobby with the Vorcha or Inferno Grenade user coupled with a Reegar Carbine and Incendiary Ammo. In battle with Cerberus and Reapers he will set anything that moves alight in multi-colored flames and the sounds he makes on his mic show he's probably got some sick obsession. While you're bunkering down against the Geth, he or she is trying to outdo the Geth Pyro at its own job, normally at the extent of failure. Expect to revive sparingly.
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Posté 18 août 2012 - 01:19
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One Man Wolfpack + Master Exploder
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Posté 18 août 2012 - 02:17
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Here's one more. 
The score hogger:
This player is not interested in team work. He does not help with the objectives - ever - and he will not waste his time to revive his fellow players, when they go down. He usually has a high (1500+) N7 rating and chooses a powerful and tanky build, like kroguard or a one of the sentinels. When the wave starts, he runs off to face the enemies head-on, so that he can get most kills before his team members and then proceeds to go soloing around the map, trying to get everywhere first. If the only enemies left are the few ones that rest of the team is currently taking down, he will proceed to steamroll in - and over the other players - so he can get them instead. In most cases he likes to either use some high damage weapon or go meeleeing around like there's no tomorrow. If he dies, he usually uses a medigel so that he can get back to business as quickly as possible. The only thing that exists and matters for this player is the after match scoreboard and his name on the first place.
The score hogger:
This player is not interested in team work. He does not help with the objectives - ever - and he will not waste his time to revive his fellow players, when they go down. He usually has a high (1500+) N7 rating and chooses a powerful and tanky build, like kroguard or a one of the sentinels. When the wave starts, he runs off to face the enemies head-on, so that he can get most kills before his team members and then proceeds to go soloing around the map, trying to get everywhere first. If the only enemies left are the few ones that rest of the team is currently taking down, he will proceed to steamroll in - and over the other players - so he can get them instead. In most cases he likes to either use some high damage weapon or go meeleeing around like there's no tomorrow. If he dies, he usually uses a medigel so that he can get back to business as quickly as possible. The only thing that exists and matters for this player is the after match scoreboard and his name on the first place.
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Posté 18 août 2012 - 02:23
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Had a good laugh reading this tread, nicely done =)
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Posté 18 août 2012 - 02:25
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The Savior
A player left at wave 2, but you have been holding out 3 people until now. Each wave moved closer, and you would eventually be overrun. You all knew this, but no one mentioned it. It is now wave 9, and as I lay here, drawing my final breaths, the Geth amass around the soon-to-be corpses that were once the squad. “Abandon all hope ye who enter here” is written in blood on the inside of the counter that was once our last line of defense. Suddenly, from the landing pad, a trail of fire across the sky, a mind-shattering explosion, the enemy falls by the hundreds. Help has arrived – wave complete!
I actually did this last night with an N7 Destroyer. It was glorious.
A player left at wave 2, but you have been holding out 3 people until now. Each wave moved closer, and you would eventually be overrun. You all knew this, but no one mentioned it. It is now wave 9, and as I lay here, drawing my final breaths, the Geth amass around the soon-to-be corpses that were once the squad. “Abandon all hope ye who enter here” is written in blood on the inside of the counter that was once our last line of defense. Suddenly, from the landing pad, a trail of fire across the sky, a mind-shattering explosion, the enemy falls by the hundreds. Help has arrived – wave complete!
I actually did this last night with an N7 Destroyer. It was glorious.
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Posté 18 août 2012 - 03:58
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OP wins an internet for this thread.
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Posté 18 août 2012 - 04:04
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Lord_Sirian wrote...
OP wins an internet for this thread.
*Applauds*
Mind giving any reason for winning the Internet?
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Posté 18 août 2012 - 04:10
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For creating the only thread on BSN that isn't complaining.Zanzibaarus wrote...
Lord_Sirian wrote...
OP wins an internet for this thread.
*Applauds*
Mind giving any reason for winning the Internet?
