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Zanzibaarus

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Tom1029 wrote...

Zanzibaarus wrote...

Lord_Sirian wrote...

OP wins an internet for this thread.

*Applauds*


Mind giving any reason for winning the Internet? Image IPB

For creating the only thread on BSN that isn't complaining.


You sir, have got me there. I award you with a Locust. Image IPB

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The Guardian Angel
That guy who mysteriously sits behind a counter in the corner of the room silently taking out weaker enemies now and then, as you wonder if he is contributing towards the team. As the game progresses and gets harder during the later waves and all hell breaks lose as your whole team gets cornered in with several enemies taking out your team rapidly as they continue to swarm and over run your position, thinking to your self it's all over. When suddenly a barrage of grenades, missiles and bullets fly past your characters shoulder and you notice there is no longer an enemy in site as you turn around and hear a 'click' as the shady figure reloads his arsenal. You then think to your self that guy is a life saver.

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The Martyr

This is the ultimate team player. As the leader or 'host' for a match, the Martyr wants the team to get everything it deserves even if it invovles great personal sacrifice. Its Wave 10 Platinum and the squad is on the verge of loosing the objective. Sure, Wave 6 scores a nice pile of credits, but the team deserves more. So be it. The host tells his mates 'farewell' and not to exit the match as the Martyr quits causing Wave 10 to restart with the remaining players being the beneficiary of a fresh supply of rockets/clips/medigels/packs and a chance of redemption. Farewell.

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I laughed so much I nearly peed. And it's only funny. Becoues it's all true.

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Wow, this is really good.

Hmm, I think I would be a slight combination of the Trooper and the Immortal.
I never go lone wolf and try to always be near the team. I also make sure that death has to fight for my life even if I know it is inevitable. However, I will often put my self in an area or situation that is slightly risky and/or little glory. Like on Firebase Giant with the control room on Gold. Everyone else will be on the ramp, killing 90% of the enemy. I on the other hand, will be in the back of the bunker, guarding the ladder. Making sure that the enemy cannot spawn there, and kill any who dare try to get close. The team gets the glory, but I kept their behind safe.

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Wow, I'd forgotten about this.
Posting in a legendary thread.

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Ha, nice.

I am a combo of Nutter, Bodyguard, and Role Player. More Krogan than your body has room for.

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BouncyFrag wrote...

The Martyr

This is the ultimate team player. As the leader or 'host' for a match, the Martyr wants the team to get everything it deserves even if it invovles great personal sacrifice. Its Wave 10 Platinum and the squad is on the verge of loosing the objective. Sure, Wave 6 scores a nice pile of credits, but the team deserves more. So be it. The host tells his mates 'farewell' and not to exit the match as the Martyr quits causing Wave 10 to restart with the remaining players being the beneficiary of a fresh supply of rockets/clips/medigels/packs and a chance of redemption. Farewell.


Whatss the matter? Was my description not adequate? Haha

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syderspyder wrote...

BouncyFrag wrote...

The Martyr

This is the ultimate team player. As the leader or 'host' for a match, the Martyr wants the team to get everything it deserves even if it invovles great personal sacrifice. Its Wave 10 Platinum and the squad is on the verge of loosing the objective. Sure, Wave 6 scores a nice pile of credits, but the team deserves more. So be it. The host tells his mates 'farewell' and not to exit the match as the Martyr quits causing Wave 10 to restart with the remaining players being the beneficiary of a fresh supply of rockets/clips/medigels/packs and a chance of redemption. Farewell.


Whatss the matter? Was my description not adequate? Haha


*looks at previous posts - ninja'd* my apologies
you-:ph34r:
me-:pinched:

Modifié par BouncyFrag, 19 août 2012 - 07:32 .


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Chardonney wrote...

Here's one more. :)


The score hogger:

This player is not interested in team work. He does not help with the objectives - ever - and he will not waste his time to revive his fellow players, when they go down. He usually has a high (1500+) N7 rating and chooses a powerful and tanky build, like kroguard or a one of the sentinels. When the wave starts, he runs off to face the enemies head-on, so that he can get most kills before his team members and then proceeds to go soloing around the map, trying to get everywhere first. If the only enemies left are the few ones that rest of the team is currently taking down, he will proceed to steamroll in - and over the other players - so he can get them instead. In most cases he likes to either use some high damage weapon or go meeleeing around like there's no tomorrow. If he dies, he usually uses a medigel so that he can get back to business as quickly as possible. The only thing that exists and matters for this player is the after match scoreboard and his name on the first place.



Had one of these in a Reaper/Vancouver match last night. Was an N7 Fury though. Running around with AF and Throw detonating biotics like a maniac. They did absolutely jack **** for objectives, and steam-rolled any enemy being engaged by other players.

Was annoying as all hell.

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I tend to be one of the following:



The Trooper
Never speaks, and rarely spoken to. There is no need for that, as he is always there. If bunkering down somewhere, he is there to back the rest of the squad up, and if someone runs for an objective, he is the one that follows to help clear the way and provide cover. Generally performs averagely on killing things, but a popular guy because he causes no problems.


The Healer
Variation of the Trooper. Having played World of Warcraft as a Disc Priest scince its release, unlocking the Geth Engeneer was where he found his true calling. He ignored hunter vision, and is specced for max survival - his turret restores shields faster than Michael Moore can eat a strip of bacon. He is bunkered behind the squad, and you wonder what he actually does. This becomes apparent as you start start noticing that the enemy seems to have no shields them selves, and noone in the squad is on the floor longer than it takes for him to revive them. He finishes 4th on the score board and has 2 awards: +75 assists and +25 revives. You have none in the same category, but that doesn't matter becaue your ego is so big that you have to walk sideways out the door. Deep down inside though, you know that you should be sucking his dick, at least on a weekly basis, for the effort that he makes.

The Eccentric Master
If Mass Effect was a movie, this guy would be played by John Cleese. He has some sort of hideously bizarre combination of class, mods, and weapons that you would never possibly allow in a normal game, but you were desperate to get going so you let him join.  He then proceeds to clean up the entire map and make you all look like chumps despite being armed with a combination that no sane, rational individual would ever choose.  You later try his build and do predictably terrible with it, then spend the next half hour wondering how he was able to pull it off.

The Sniper
You see him in the lobby, and you know that he entered the game because the combat log shows it. From there on noone sees him - enemy included. You can hear him once in a while - distant gunfire and his game score, which rests comfortably 10.000 above your own are proof of his presence. When you are about to be extracted, you continue wonder where he is, as only 3 guys are in the zone. Despite of this, you still get the "Full Extraction" ward. Rushing to the lobby to see what he was playing and with what gun is futile - he is gone, and now you can't remember his name.


The One Mand Wolf Pack
At some point an Asari Adept got frisky with a Krogan Soldier. This was their unholy offspring. When you see him defiling the sactity of your Gold lobby, it is only of your good heart that you allow him to join the game. You immediately regret this as he sprints off on his own at the start of wave 1, and you damn him to the far reaches of hell when his is never around to revive your sorry ass. On the other hand he is never in need of a revive, so why bother raging? It is not untill wave 9 when you and the 2 other campers are trying to fight off a Phantom in the tower of FB:Dagger that you understand what is going on. While you were 1 guitar short of of singing Kumbaya in your camp, wondering why no targets appeared, he was doing unspeakable things to the enemy on the level below you.

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You forgot the Savant the Adaptive the Thrill Seeker the Technical the Legit etc.

and the hybrid mix breeds of more of these

I am so many of those types and I can change on a days notice due to my keep ADDING more cmon man ^_^ the I'm Techy/Adaptive/The Man some days I can cope on allot of those scales though it's cause I'm Autistic and some of those types make me wanna put a bullet in my head also -_- you forgot the

Yell it out loud >_> and Capt. Obvious or Mr. Explain everything he has blah balh balh

I meld so well into your classifications ppl are lost and confused how I pull it off to be good bad lucky and damn exelling at what I wanna do ... I blame understanding mechanics and aggro ;P

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One Man Army FTW.

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The Nutter perfectly nails me to the board

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BouncyFrag wrote...

syderspyder wrote...

BouncyFrag wrote...

The Martyr

This is the ultimate team player. As the leader or 'host' for a match, the Martyr wants the team to get everything it deserves even if it invovles great personal sacrifice. Its Wave 10 Platinum and the squad is on the verge of loosing the objective. Sure, Wave 6 scores a nice pile of credits, but the team deserves more. So be it. The host tells his mates 'farewell' and not to exit the match as the Martyr quits causing Wave 10 to restart with the remaining players being the beneficiary of a fresh supply of rockets/clips/medigels/packs and a chance of redemption. Farewell.


Whatss the matter? Was my description not adequate? Haha


*looks at previous posts - ninja'd* my apologies
you-:ph34r:
me-:pinched:


No worries Mate.

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Xarathox wrote...

Chardonney wrote...

Here's one more. :)


The score hogger:

This player is not interested in team work. He does not help with the objectives - ever - and he will not waste his time to revive his fellow players, when they go down. He usually has a high (1500+) N7 rating and chooses a powerful and tanky build, like kroguard or a one of the sentinels. When the wave starts, he runs off to face the enemies head-on, so that he can get most kills before his team members and then proceeds to go soloing around the map, trying to get everywhere first. If the only enemies left are the few ones that rest of the team is currently taking down, he will proceed to steamroll in - and over the other players - so he can get them instead. In most cases he likes to either use some high damage weapon or go meeleeing around like there's no tomorrow. If he dies, he usually uses a medigel so that he can get back to business as quickly as possible. The only thing that exists and matters for this player is the after match scoreboard and his name on the first place.



Had one of these in a Reaper/Vancouver match last night. Was an N7 Fury though. Running around with AF and Throw detonating biotics like a maniac. They did absolutely jack **** for objectives, and steam-rolled any enemy being engaged by other players.

Was annoying as all hell.


Sounds a lot like the Fury I had yesterday in a Vancouver/Reaper/Gold match. Not fun at all. :?

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I'm a mix of the Trooper and the Sniper. Cool thread. :)

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 I have an idea
The Farmer

All this guy has played is FBWGG. All he knows is Camping. When the current objective is to hack those four nodes, He'll hold the fort down, and do it admirably. When someones down, he's not likely to revive them unless they're behind cover with him.
However, when something is dumb enough to enter is Lane of Fire? Nothing survives, he holds down an area better than gravity. When the elevanth wave rolls around, he's still hiding behind cover at the LZ, and he's darn near the bottom of the score board. But, you know he helped those few times something got a little close for comfort and he could see.

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Holy crap, I love this thread. It's like ME-Tropes. Excellent finish to my night. :D

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I often run into the Grasshopper, when leveling up characters in Bronze or Silver matches.

The Grasshopper:
The Grasshopper is the guy with an N7 score around half yours or below, who is running the same
class of character as you in Bronze or Silver. If he was on mike he'd probably call you Sensei.
He follows your around the map like a faithful puppy, trying to work out how you keep getting the
kills that you're both always firing at. You can turn to leave a spawn for a different area of the map,
cutting the apron strings to allow your young prodige to spread his wings, yet when you arrive at
your new location you turn to see him at the regulation three paces behind you.
By wave six/seven the Grasshopper is keen to show you he's learned a thing or two, and will, at
every opportunity, attempt to outrun you to an area and do the clean up before you arrive. As the
kill feed reflects that his education is far from over he begins to let you know he'd like a rest from
the lesson by taking pot shots at you between waves.

Modifié par ComicComet303, 24 août 2012 - 05:08 .


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Ok bro, u miss a wide (or not so much) array of players!

The Troll/Griefer: This is the kind of player that a)Already got UR's, gear and consumables maxed and is just looking for new ways of lulz, or B) Completely lacks any skill, so gets his kicks by ruining people's gold lobbies. There are several ways he can show up, the most common one being spamming shockwaves next to the team's sharpshooter. However, there is also the method he uses on FBHydra, and it is dropping the pizza through the map, effectively killing that wave 10. This troll startegy is actually appliable on other maps too, by taking cover in some ''camper's paradise'' spot with the pizza on his back. A rare breed of trolls also take pleasure at soloing an entire wave 9/10, managing to kill EVERYTHING except that lonely Nemesis/Marauder/GRT, aaaand.... kite them for an eternity, it is theorized that at this point they use to mute their PC/Console, to avoid the verbal $hlt storm that comes at them. To be confirmed: another kind of trolls are these who deal the killing blow to an already-being-grabbed Geth Pyro on FBWGG, effectively throwing them into the invincible stasis state, once again destroying the farm.

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Esbatty wrote...

I enjoy seeing "The Han Solo-ist" in action.

They're usually a fitness focused, low level Support character who will break off from your once tightly knit squad to chase down 1 or 2 basic troopers or husks with their Shuriken a blazin' while spamming their 1-point-in-each tech powers. After a good 20 seconds you see your squadmate running back to your group. After a couple seconds of relief at the restoration of your team's unity you suddenly pale as you see they've brought not only both of their heavily wounded targets with them in tow but also the rest of the map's enemies.


I laughed so much it hurt... this is Champagne stuff!!!

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The Role player and the Nutter made me shake with laughter.
Thank you. ^^

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ComicComet303 wrote...

I often run into the Grasshopper, when leveling up characters in Bronze or Silver matches.

The Grasshopper:
The Grasshopper is the guy with an N7 score around half yours or below, who is running the same
class of character as you in Bronze or Silver. If he was on mike he'd probably call you Sensei.
He follows your around the map like a faithful puppy, trying to work out how you keep getting the
kills that you're both always firing at. You can turn to leave a spawn for a different area of the map,
cutting the apron strings to allow your young prodige to spread his wings, yet when you arrive at
your new location you turn to see him at the regulation three paces behind you.
By wave six/seven the Grasshopper is keen to show you he's learned a thing or two, and will, at
every opportunity, attempt to outrun you to an area and do the clean up before you arrive. As the
kill feed reflects that his education is far from over he begins to let you know he'd like a rest from
the lesson by taking pot shots at you between waves.


 Bahahahaa! This happened to me yesterday. I was rockin my Krogan Soldier as usual and noticed their was another in a lobby. Usually, I would have left but something told mehs to stay. We were doin some Gold Reaper Slayin and it just so happened that we got Tuch. I headbutted, he headbutted. I started running around like damn mad man tearin through shiet and he was right behind me trying to do the exact same thing. By wave 7-8 the ****er actually started getting the hang of my playstyle. Full extraction. I was proud of the lil slugger >.<,

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DamonD7 wrote...
The Nutter
Plays as Krogan, celebrates each completed wave with several headbutts. Overjoyed to see other Krogans on the team, as he'll try (and usually succeed) in getting them to join in the headbutting between rounds. Bonus points if there is a single team member of another race, standing by puzzled and lonely as three Krogan merrily headbutt each other.


My god... that's ME!

I just took a lok for old times sake and see a perfect description of me was added!

how about that.