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[Oni Changas]

Damn, looking back, I'm now The Master Exploder Commander Man

I'm an aggressive Vanguard who typically runs tanky or glass cannon builds that tends to know how to deal with any enemy most effectively, and when my Krogan comes out, he likes to get it on with banshees or 1v1 Primes.

[meleander]

Shampoohorn wrote...


Bump.

Bumpers <- The reason all good topics got destroyed.

[Shampoohorn]

meleander wrote...

Shampoohorn wrote...


Bump.

Bumpers <- The reason all good topics got destroyed.

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[volcanicthor]

"The bird"
With an internet so bad, it's no surprise you'll see this guy flying 200 feet above your head. Where he is going, no-one knows.

[meleander]

Lone Wolf.

Depends on his skills, he is a combination of few said players. Either you will see him rushing from the start and dying with the first contact with the enemy, or you will see him soloing 2 atlases somewhere with batarian vanguard.
The only thing that is obvious about him, is that he is a lone wolf. No matter how good or bad he is, he just sprint somewhere and kills stuff. And possible dies. Often.
But from time to time, this is the guy with the highest score.

[DelusionFel]

According to the guys I work with, I'm the worlds most hardcore frustrator...

Apparently outscoring lvl 17+ toon's with maxed gear on a fresh char with lvl 1-2 gear is not only bad, but grounds to get you shafted with all the rubbish jobs at work the following day

[Star fury]

meleander wrote...

Shampoohorn wrote...


Bump.

Bumpers <- The reason all good topics got destroyed.

Bump.

[Uh Cold]

"The Sniper"
The reason why I got hooked in the demo in the first place.
I previously had no mass effect knowledge.

[immanji]

awesome thread!

[Kamyczek]

Red-John
It's a Volus, equipped with some weapons, that should eventually tickle your enemies.
His lags are creppy bad, but he is always picking you up, right in the middle of battlefield. Banshees running away from him, screaming like little girls.
Near the end you realize, that he has 3x better score than you(and you're second) and you want to shoot your brain out of your skull. In the end he will loose his connection to servers. So you're the first, being pushed by immortal volus.

[Daxamite]

I'd say I was the trooper. I don't tend to do awesome stuff (although yesterday I did keep my squad out of trouble with drell guard with grenades and charging every time they decided to rush en masse into a phantom or turret) and I usually don't do anything too stupid

[Caldari Ghost]

forgive me for missing, but who is the one that carries?

[SilentStep79]

love...this...post!
please keep 'em coming!

[Beta Commando]

This is funny but so true at the same time, keep on posting!

[Maeson]

I honestly loled! Wow what a nice writeup. I'm a trooper, trying to evolve into The Man.

[Yate]

I switch between Master Exploder and Nutter.

[Joran Anduril]

Sable Rhapsody wrote...

ABjerre wrote...
The Girl
At some point during wave 1 she said “hello” with a voice that made it tinkle down your spine. As a result, no one but her speaks for the duration of the battle, because you might miss out on something she says, if you were speaking. She has an N7 Rating around your own and a class that supports yours – quickly you find yourself falling for this gamer girl. Or award winning voice actor – who knows?

Aaaand this is why we don't use mics unless it's necessary 

Yup - this.  I never use one and this explains why.  I'm here to play ME3, end of story.  At least the ME3 community seems to view girls as an alien novelty instead of a hostile interloper, which is what I used to deal with nonstop back in the ye olde days of TFC and CS.  I guess(?) that's an improvement.

As far as actual GAMEPLAY goes, I sadly resemble Captain Tunnelvision way too much.

[Star fury]

Yet another bump.

[Jazharah]

The Jackass

This guy plays either a Vanguard or a Krogan or a Havoc and shouts "MELEE ALL THE THINGS!!" regularly while he gets himself into impossible situations. Charging a Banshee or Brute in the midst of a bunch of ravagers is not unusual, and you'll actually see the killfeed mention him to kill that Brute, and those ravagers and then be killed by a swarmer.
Strangely he survives many of his own antics and actually ends up either as first or second on the scoreboard. He knows he's a jackass and is not afraid to gel himself back up, not wanting his teammates to risk themselves.

This is also the guy that fries the whole team in Reactor Hazard on a hack objective.

[CrimsonN7]

ABjerre wrote...

The Girl
At some point during wave 1 she said “hello” with a voice that made it tinkle down your spine. As a result, no one but her speaks for the duration of the battle, because you might miss out on something she says, if you were speaking. She has an N7 Rating around your own and a class that supports yours – quickly you find yourself falling for this gamer girl. Or award winning voice actor – who knows?

LOL this thread, love it thanks OP! Most of the time I'm not mic'd but when I do FR's happen, not sure if I should feel flattered or irritated!

Also I'm a mixture of Trooper and Bodyguard.:happy:

[CoffeeHolic93]

Jazharah wrote...

The Jackass

This is also the guy that fries the whole team in Reactor Hazard on a hack objective.

[Imperator_Prime]

The Militant - joins your PUG, has a mic, reciprocates if someone says hello. Once the match starts he demonstrates quiet competence and professionalism, he's a team player who puts the mission first. Then someone goes and does it-- in the group's banter they drop the other f-bomb-- and the otherwise silent gunman says "Oy! I'm a ****, and that's 'Mister ****' to you, until I stop carrying you."

For the rest of the match, he's added "emasculating you" to his to-do list. He berates your machismo. He steals most of your kills and says "stop looking at chicks and keep up, noob." Between riddling the enemy with bullets he crudely riddles you with vulgar sodomy double-entendres. Every time he revives you he's "saving your ass (for later back in the barracks)." As he pulls farther and farther ahead he announces that you're "going down like his prom date." After rescuing you from a pair of banshees he smugly gloats "I thought *I* was supposed to be the team sissy." He's fixed you in his 'male gaze,' and the rest of the team are uncomfortable bystanders (if not secondary victims) as he dominates you "on behalf of 'his people." He's a ticked-off gay Rambo spanking you with a Queer Studies & Feminism textbook, mocking "hetero hegemony," and when it's finally over and he's "topped" the whole team in points and medals, he proclaims "and that's why the Sacred Band of Thebes were the baddest butt-****ing murder-machines in military history. Clean yourselves up, I'm done with you." And then he's gone in a burst of rainbow smoke. Awkward silence follows in the lobby until everyone agrees never to speak of 'the pink beret incident' again. Your next match without him is a wipe, and you call it a night, questioning your effectiveness as a man.

[CrimsonN7]

Imperator_Prime wrote...

The Militant - joins your PUG, has a mic, reciprocates if someone says hello. Once the match starts he demonstrates quiet competence and professionalism, he's a team player who puts the mission first. Then someone goes and does it-- in the group's banter they drop the other f-bomb-- and the otherwise silent gunman says "Oy! I'm a ****, and that's 'Mister ****' to you, until I stop carrying you."

For the rest of the match, he's added "emasculating you" to his to-do list. He berates your machismo. He steals most of your kills and says "stop looking at chicks and keep up, noob." Between riddling the enemy with bullets he crudely riddles you with vulgar sodomy double-entendres. Every time he revives you he's "saving your ass (for later back in the barracks)." As he pulls farther and farther ahead he announces that you're "going down like his prom date." After rescuing you from a pair of banshees he smugly gloats "I thought *I* was supposed to be the team sissy." He's fixed you in his 'male gaze,' and the rest of the team are uncomfortable bystanders (if not secondary victims) as he dominates you "on behalf of 'his people." He's a ticked-off gay Rambo spanking you with a Queer Studies & Feminism textbook, mocking "hetero hegemony," and when it's finally over and he's "topped" the whole team in points and medals, he proclaims "and that's why the Sacred Band of Thebes were the baddest butt-****ing murder-machines in military history. Clean yourselves up, I'm done with you." And then he's gone in a burst of rainbow smoke. Awkward silence follows in the lobby until everyone agrees never to speak of 'the pink beret incident' again. Your next match without him is a wipe, and you call it a night, questioning your effectiveness as a man.

Awesome, I wanna chat to that guy!

[Kerilus]

Jazharah wrote...

The Jackass

This guy plays either a Vanguard or a Krogan or a Havoc and shouts "MELEE ALL THE THINGS!!" regularly while he gets himself into impossible situations. Charging a Banshee or Brute in the midst of a bunch of ravagers is not unusual, and you'll actually see the killfeed mention him to kill that Brute, and those ravagers and then be killed by a swarmer.
Strangely he survives many of his own antics and actually ends up either as first or second on the scoreboard. He knows he's a jackass and is not afraid to gel himself back up, not wanting his teammates to risk themselves.

This is also the guy that fries the whole team in Reactor Hazard on a hack objective.

That...would be me. You cannot imagine the sheer shock and horror on my face when I first got sync-killed by a brute I thought I could easily melee down like the rest...despite the tool tips telling me a hundred times otherwise

[Benjamin Lavos]

I wonder which one I am...