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[ABjerre]

HolyAvenger wrote...

Haha ABjerre, I never realised you'd started one of my favourite BSN threads evar. Nice

stysiaq wrote...
qft [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]

Needs to be updated with "The Volus General" and with "The Berserker". I can't find my place atm.

Lord_Sirian wrote...
QFT.

And I am definitely The One Man Army.

I am very glad to see that its still surfacing from time to time - mind you i wrote this 10 months ago. Back then, the Kroguard was hot **** and noone had heard of Platinium difficulty, much less Volus characters. Feel free to write somehting and i'll make a long over due update of the OP (i'll go through the rest of the thread too for descriptions cause theres a lot of gold to be found here).

[Hausner85]

Great:)

[TheShadyEngineer]

Fhenir wrote...

Up again for all new to BSN.

Awesome thread I lol'd pretty hard. Thanks for reviving it.

[GallowsPole]

I still think Master Exploder just sounds wrong.

[tMc Tallgeese]

Even a year later, still laughing.

[l7986]

The Nutter had me in tears.

[SierraGHOSTN7]

I loved reading this and it made ma laugh loudly.

[AizenSosuke1984]

Best thread on this board. Please add some more new stuff since the new DLCs have added more variety to this game

[CrimsonN7]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The Elitist D-Bag
In the lobby he's laughing at pug's who don't know submission net and ultra-light materials are bugged, knows the exact DPS and cooldown of his loadout and debates this weeks balance changes. In game everything gets face-melted with his Particle Rifle X and level IV ammo, as he races around the map nuking spawns; which is fair enough, as you happen to know he has 255 missiles in his inventory from watching one of his many "how to solo platinum" videos on BSN yesterday. In fact you're using one of his builds now, but predictably sucking with it as you can't cope with 0 points in fitness. He's not even in the room, yet everything you kill comes up with his name in the killfeed. He knows everything about the game and everyone either licks his celebrity forumite boots or flames him for being an elite jerk. 

Inspired by playing with Upinya Slayin, Milkacat and other elistist DBags from BSN 

Lol Twinkles!

[SilentStep79]

this thread's back???!!!
awesome. i loved reading in this thread a couple months back.
which in BSN years, is like a decade or so ;P

[CrimsonN7]

silentstep79 wrote...

this thread's back???!!!
awesome. i loved reading in this thread a couple months back.
which in BSN years, is like a decade or so ;P

Lol, feels like that at times eh!

[SoulGuard03]

<--- agreement face

The Trooper
Never speaks, and rarely spoken to. There is no need for that, as he is always there. If bunkering down somewhere, he is there to back the rest of the squad up, and if someone runs for an objective, he is the one that follows to help clear the way and provide cover. Generally performs averagely on killing things, but a popular guy because he causes no problems.


The Master Exploder
The Biotic Mastermind. If you play a biotic class yourself, he will tap everything with Warp on a stupidly low  cooldown, and rage at you for not detonating them so that everything can die in the explotions that he set up. Everything must die in an explotion – even with 3 squad mates trying to aim scoped rifles, he will relentlessly continue to shake the very foundations of the earth, making it impossible for you to aim, but ensuring him eternal glory.


The Healer
Variation of the Trooper. Having played World of Warcraft as a Disc Priest scince its release, unlocking the Geth Engeneer was where he found his true calling. He ignored hunter vision, and is specced for max survival - his turret restores shields faster than Michael Moore can eat a strip of bacon. He is bunkered behind the squad, and you wonder what he actually does. This becomes apparent as you start start noticing that the enemy seems to have no shields them selves, and noone in the squad is on the floor longer than it takes for him to revive them. He finishes 4th on the score board and has 2 awards: +75 assists and +25 revives. You have none in the same category, but that doesn't matter becaue your ego is so big that you have to walk sideways out the door. Deep down inside though, you know that you should be sucking his dick, at least on a weekly basis, for the effort that he makes.

These sound about right. 
Minus the raging part. I don't rage. :innocent:

Modifié par SoulGuard03, 30 janvier 2013 - 09:10 .

[deenybean21]

I liked the roleplayer and the nutter.

[Funball_Woohee]

I have an addition for The Girl:

The Girl Gamer Mom
She may or may not be a mom, because her profile pic is far too young and cute, and she doesn't have a mic to confirm that. Regardless, you know she'd make a fantastic motherly figure anyday because she's mellow, takes all the suggestions and always seems cheery. You know she's always looking out for you because when that husk goes into sexual deviant mode and attempts a one-night stand with you, she makes its head explode from across the map with her Widowmaker.

[starkfist70]

I am none of these, I think. Dunno. Self identifying has always been one of my weaker points. Still a good read, though, and I recognized several player archetypes.

[GriM_AoD]

Lol, I forgot about this thread... good times.

Generally, I consider myself "The Trooper", but "The One Man Army" sounds like the way my friends describe how I play games.

[SavagelyEpic]

starkfist70 wrote...

I am none of these, I think. Dunno. Self identifying has always been one of my weaker points. Still a good read, though, and I recognized several player archetypes.

The Non-Self-Identifier

This man cannot identify himself with anything or describe himself to anyone.

[Twinkles DeVere]

CrimsonN7 wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The Elitist D-Bag
In the lobby he's laughing at pug's who don't know submission net and ultra-light materials are bugged, knows the exact DPS and cooldown of his loadout and debates this weeks balance changes. In game everything gets face-melted with his Particle Rifle X and level IV ammo, as he races around the map nuking spawns; which is fair enough, as you happen to know he has 255 missiles in his inventory from watching one of his many "how to solo platinum" videos on BSN yesterday. In fact you're using one of his builds now, but predictably sucking with it as you can't cope with 0 points in fitness. He's not even in the room, yet everything you kill comes up with his name in the killfeed. He knows everything about the game and everyone either licks his celebrity forumite boots or flames him for being an elite jerk. 

Inspired by playing with Upinya Slayin, Milkacat and other elistist DBags from BSN [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

Lol Twinkles![smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/grin.png[/smilie]

My work is finally getting the appreciation it deserves!! Lol!

Which one would you be Crimson?

[Killlashandra]

Yura_Is_Hungry wrote...

I have an addition for The Girl:

The Girl Gamer Mom
She may or may not be a mom, because her profile pic is far too young and cute, and she doesn't have a mic to confirm that. Regardless, you know she'd make a fantastic motherly figure anyday because she's mellow, takes all the suggestions and always seems cheery. You know she's always looking out for you because when that husk goes into sexual deviant mode and attempts a one-night stand with you, she makes its head explode from across the map with her Widowmaker.

I like this one. However I'd have to alter the last sentence just a little. Rather than the widowmaker from across the map its a bit more up front and personal. 

No husk is going to take you down, and she sprints across the map to smack that husk up and off you all the time smiling reassurance all is well on the battlefield. 

[Hausner85]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The Elitist D-Bag
In the lobby he's laughing at pug's who don't know submission net and ultra-light materials are bugged, knows the exact DPS and cooldown of his loadout and debates this weeks balance changes. In game everything gets face-melted with his Particle Rifle X and level IV ammo, as he races around the map nuking spawns; which is fair enough, as you happen to know he has 255 missiles in his inventory from watching one of his many "how to solo platinum" videos on BSN yesterday. In fact you're using one of his builds now, but predictably sucking with it as you can't cope with 0 points in fitness. He's not even in the room, yet everything you kill comes up with his name in the killfeed. He knows everything about the game and everyone either licks his celebrity forumite boots or flames him for being an elite jerk. 

Inspired by playing with Upinya Slayin, Milkacat and other elistist DBags from BSN 

 
Add this one it great:)

[GriM_AoD]

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The Elitist D-Bag
In the lobby he's laughing at pug's who don't know submission net and ultra-light materials are bugged, knows the exact DPS and cooldown of his loadout and debates this weeks balance changes. In game everything gets face-melted with his Particle Rifle X and level IV ammo, as he races around the map nuking spawns; which is fair enough, as you happen to know he has 255 missiles in his inventory from watching one of his many "how to solo platinum" videos on BSN yesterday. In fact you're using one of his builds now, but predictably sucking with it as you can't cope with 0 points in fitness. He's not even in the room, yet everything you kill comes up with his name in the killfeed. He knows everything about the game and everyone either licks his celebrity forumite boots or flames him for being an elite jerk. 

Inspired by playing with Upinya Slayin, Milkacat and other elistist DBags from BSN [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

How did I miss this?

10/10

[smith056]

Killlashandra wrote...

Yura_Is_Hungry wrote...

I have an addition for The Girl:

The Girl Gamer Mom
She may or may not be a mom, because her profile pic is far too young and cute, and she doesn't have a mic to confirm that. Regardless, you know she'd make a fantastic motherly figure anyday because she's mellow, takes all the suggestions and always seems cheery. You know she's always looking out for you because when that husk goes into sexual deviant mode and attempts a one-night stand with you, she makes its head explode from across the map with her Widowmaker.

I like this one. However I'd have to alter the last sentence just a little. Rather than the widowmaker from across the map its a bit more up front and personal. 

No husk is going to take you down, and she sprints across the map to smack that husk up and off you all the time smiling reassurance all is well on the battlefield. 

This. 

Modifié par ifyoureallyknew, 30 janvier 2013 - 10:18 .

[smith056]

The Savior is my favorite <3

Modifié par ifyoureallyknew, 30 janvier 2013 - 10:19 .

[Twinkles DeVere]

GriM_AoD wrote...

Twinkles DeVere wrote...

The Elitist D-Bag
In the lobby he's laughing at pug's who don't know submission net and ultra-light materials are bugged, knows the exact DPS and cooldown of his loadout and debates this weeks balance changes. In game everything gets face-melted with his Particle Rifle X and level IV ammo, as he races around the map nuking spawns; which is fair enough, as you happen to know he has 255 missiles in his inventory from watching one of his many "how to solo platinum" videos on BSN yesterday. In fact you're using one of his builds now, but predictably sucking with it as you can't cope with 0 points in fitness. He's not even in the room, yet everything you kill comes up with his name in the killfeed. He knows everything about the game and everyone either licks his celebrity forumite boots or flames him for being an elite jerk. 

Inspired by playing with Upinya Slayin, Milkacat and other elistist DBags from BSN [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/devil.png[/smilie]

How did I miss this?
[smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/lol.png[/smilie]
10/10

One day...this will be you...

[DeadeyeCYclops]

The Lag Master:

This guy can own the top of the scoreboard no matter how bad the lag is this guy has no problems compensating for it. He still gets kills during the most horrendous lag known to man, escapes sync kills and even has time to stop and tie his shoe during the major lag spikes. He can play the slayer vanguard off host he even pulls off slayer heavy melees. He can use the shadow off host, hell he has even found ways to channel the lag into a time warp and somehow pulls off shadow strikes on atlases like he is playing the game months ago b4 the vanguard glitch fix disabled SS on Atlases. When there is lag, the Lag Master will appear. He is the ONE and will save Zion from the Machines....there is no spoon.