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[darkpassenger2342]

bump for relevance

[sabientje67]

ABjerre wrote...

The COD War Veteran
If the internet was his father, the safety of anonymity was definitely his mother. According to him, he is a 6ft.10,  250lbs street fighting war veteran that served in numerous battles from the Falklands to the 2nd Gulf War. If his bullet is the first to hit a target, it is considered his alone - if you steal his kill, he will track you down via IP address and **** you up. He has ****ed your mother several times. His voice sounds a lot like a 12 year old though.

The Commander
Has all the qualities of the War Veteran, and serves as self proclaimed leader of the squad. He is a visionary, and he has a plan, he knows where you should be at all times and what you should be doing. The problem is that you don’t agree with him, but vocal hell will rain down on you if you voice your opinion.

These two were the best, they even made me laugh.

[DarklighterFreak]

Imperator_Prime wrote...

The Militant - joins your PUG, has a mic, reciprocates if someone says hello. Once the match starts he demonstrates quiet competence and professionalism, he's a team player who puts the mission first. Then someone goes and does it-- in the group's banter they drop the other f-bomb-- and the otherwise silent gunman says "Oy! I'm a ****, and that's 'Mister ****' to you, until I stop carrying you."

For the rest of the match, he's added "emasculating you" to his to-do list. He berates your machismo. He steals most of your kills and says "stop looking at chicks and keep up, noob." Between riddling the enemy with bullets he crudely riddles you with vulgar sodomy double-entendres. Every time he revives you he's "saving your ass (for later back in the barracks)." As he pulls farther and farther ahead he announces that you're "going down like his prom date." After rescuing you from a pair of banshees he smugly gloats "I thought *I* was supposed to be the team sissy." He's fixed you in his 'male gaze,' and the rest of the team are uncomfortable bystanders (if not secondary victims) as he dominates you "on behalf of 'his people." He's a ticked-off gay Rambo spanking you with a Queer Studies & Feminism textbook, mocking "hetero hegemony," and when it's finally over and he's "topped" the whole team in points and medals, he proclaims "and that's why the Sacred Band of Thebes were the baddest butt-****ing murder-machines in military history. Clean yourselves up, I'm done with you." And then he's gone in a burst of rainbow smoke. Awkward silence follows in the lobby until everyone agrees never to speak of 'the pink beret incident' again. Your next match without him is a wipe, and you call it a night, questioning your effectiveness as a man.

I almost choked on my beer  reading this one, SO_MUCH_WIN:O:O

[Jaun Shepard]

I think i would be the trooper now, can somebody add the missile glitch-er?

[GriM_AoD]

I'd almost forgotten about this.
Good thread

[shadowdrake082]

Dang, I think im the unlucky one, but with grenades and bombers. I can't walk into a room without dying because somehow, a ninja grenade was waiting for me to walk in and explode, give me banshees and brutes and i will kill them, but beware, all it takes to down me, is a single ninja grenade.

[-Scythe-]

I feel like the frustrator. At least people raqequit my lobby quite often, despite us being successful and my internet connection being one of the best.

[jupitersj]

jupitersj wrote...

ABjerre wrote...

This is your squad. These are the people you play with.

I'm too lazy to add anything new; just like EA

[HSomCokeSniper]

This is one of the few threads that actually deserves to be necro(ed?)

[LordSerion]

The Tower

Sturdy as a mighty tower of doom and unmoving as one. This Geth commander walks to a key location at the beginning then digs in and rains neverending rays of death upon all who enter into it's vision untill the end. The stubborn, unmoving figure spells doom to most enemies, but woe to all if artillery units come into play - that's when his loyal guarding minions - aka. the rest of the team - rushes to him and eliminate the one who dares to attempt to take this soulful unit down.

[Chromatix]

Tupexi wrote...

This is one of the few threads that actually deserves to be necro(ed?)

No.

[Stinja]

BSN Roller: they swap kit in the lobby to synergise with the team, level X URs, appropriate consumables.
Game starts, and they heavy melee off their missile, and play perfectly all game, top the scoreboard. You get a super easy extract with no consumables used.
You post in the "BSNers you bump into" thread, and they say "Hi" back. Profit!

BSN Troller: related to above, but are trying to troll BSNers.
They show up in your platinum lobby with an alternative account, low N7 (maybe only 20), have weapons and consumables picked randomly, kit is a "bad" one, but secretly a power kit. Everything screams the worst sort of nooby new player there is.
Someone in the lobby points out they have a sniper amp equipped, but carrying a spitfire 1 and Katana IV, they ready-green anyway.
Game starts, and they heavy melee off their missile, and play perfectly all game, top the scoreboard. You get a super easy extract with no consumables used.
You post in the "BSNers you bump into" thread, and they say "Hi" back. Profit!

[Shampoohorn]

Now this is a thread worthy of release from the necropolis. I hope it avoids the necro police. ;b