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The Cool Guy:
Never looses faith, never yells, never panicks.
When you get a lvl 10 hack objective the team runs around a corner to see the room packed so tight with Primes and Pyros that technically they couldn't even be moving anymore.
The whole team does a 180 and runs back seeing HIM coming around the corner.
You hear a rocket explode, followed by a calm "Whats up guys? You coming?"
The Team will bunker down and all shoot whatever is coming up front. You realize something's gotta be wrong. You hear "Guys, watch out just in case. Theres a few in the back but I got it".
Nevertheless you decide to turn arround and see him facing two banshees and a brute followed by a pack of cannibals within spitting distance.
While you still cannot believe what you're seeing you hear that calm voice again "Guys, sorry but I need one of you to take over here for a second, gotta grab some ammo". While he turns, the team is panicking, everyone running off in different directions. After a few seconds you hear "Guys? What's up, where did everybody go?"
This is your squad. These are the people you play with.
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ABjerre
, avril 19 2012 07:26
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#52
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 10:57
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Zaxares wrote...
Trylobyte wrote...
The Eccentric Master:
He has some sort of hideously bizarre combination of class, mods, and weapons that you would never possibly allow in a normal game, but you were desperate to get going so you let him join. He then proceeds to clean up the entire map and make you all look like chumps despite being armed with a combination that no sane, rational individual would ever choose. You later try his build and do predictably terrible with it, then spend the next half hour wondering how he was able to pull it off.
HAX!!!11!!
In truth though, I wouldn't rule it out completely. I've been in a few matches with people who I'm certain were cheating. I know from experience that Sticky Grenades can NOT kill Atlases or Banshees in a single hit, that it is impossible to destroy an Atlas with about 4 or 5 shots from an Avenger III (with no mods!), and how are my biotic abilities recharging instantly in this match??
... Maybe we should add "The Cheater" to this list!
A gold game with a lvl 14 soldier with a Carnifex X with scope V and barrel V... at wave 6 he had over 80000 points and after the first 6 mobs he had 5 headshots award, after 11 mobs 10 headshot awards and so on... and yes... my GE turret killed the other mob. He was not one-shooting stuff though and died a couple of times also. But I really hope he was using some sort of auto-aim... because he made the others look like total failures. (second in the scoreline was his friend which was a lvl 18 soldier with Carnifex X with scope V and barrel V). I ended up with 60000 points in total but I was faaaaar behind those other 2.
#53
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 10:58
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The Confuzzled Strategist
He joins a Bronze and all he sees is people running amok without any thought or line-up. Though they finished in less than 15 minutes, he's enraged, because that's not how this game is meant to be played. He comes to the forum and announces that he's looking for people who play thoughtfully and plan strategies before games start. Eventually, he finds three more of his kind and they design the perfect strategy - only to wipe on the first wave. Lesson learned: that decoy on Geth White wasn't perfectly placed, it should have been two meters to the left!
He joins a Bronze and all he sees is people running amok without any thought or line-up. Though they finished in less than 15 minutes, he's enraged, because that's not how this game is meant to be played. He comes to the forum and announces that he's looking for people who play thoughtfully and plan strategies before games start. Eventually, he finds three more of his kind and they design the perfect strategy - only to wipe on the first wave. Lesson learned: that decoy on Geth White wasn't perfectly placed, it should have been two meters to the left!
Modifié par Egermano, 19 avril 2012 - 11:12 .
#54
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 10:58
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We need a " Lone Wolf " ^^
The Captain Brenner
He plays as a Soldier, he is almost average in everything but he is the number 1 in helping others, when he sees a teammate down in a crowd of ennemies, he charge with his adrenaline rush throwing grenades everywhere cause in the army NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND! ( it is his motto but he dies just after reviving his teammate ... like a true Hero )
The Captain Brenner
He plays as a Soldier, he is almost average in everything but he is the number 1 in helping others, when he sees a teammate down in a crowd of ennemies, he charge with his adrenaline rush throwing grenades everywhere cause in the army NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND! ( it is his motto but he dies just after reviving his teammate ... like a true Hero )
Modifié par ExOriginz, 19 avril 2012 - 10:58 .
#55
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 11:04
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KennyAshes wrote...
Zaxares wrote...
Trylobyte wrote...
The Eccentric Master:
He has some sort of hideously bizarre combination of class, mods, and weapons that you would never possibly allow in a normal game, but you were desperate to get going so you let him join. He then proceeds to clean up the entire map and make you all look like chumps despite being armed with a combination that no sane, rational individual would ever choose. You later try his build and do predictably terrible with it, then spend the next half hour wondering how he was able to pull it off.
HAX!!!11!!
In truth though, I wouldn't rule it out completely. I've been in a few matches with people who I'm certain were cheating. I know from experience that Sticky Grenades can NOT kill Atlases or Banshees in a single hit, that it is impossible to destroy an Atlas with about 4 or 5 shots from an Avenger III (with no mods!), and how are my biotic abilities recharging instantly in this match??
... Maybe we should add "The Cheater" to this list!
A gold game with a lvl 14 soldier with a Carnifex X with scope V and barrel V... at wave 6 he had over 80000 points and after the first 6 mobs he had 5 headshots award, after 11 mobs 10 headshot awards and so on... and yes... my GE turret killed the other mob. He was not one-shooting stuff though and died a couple of times also. But I really hope he was using some sort of auto-aim... because he made the others look like total failures. (second in the scoreline was his friend which was a lvl 18 soldier with Carnifex X with scope V and barrel V). I ended up with 60000 points in total but I was faaaaar behind those other 2.
On gold I played with a quarian infiltrator with an arc pistol. Their quiri and my geth infilitrater were neck and neck for the whole match. Surprised me.
#56
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 11:39
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ExOriginz wrote...
We need a " Lone Wolf " ^^
Added to the list, due to popular demand
#57
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 11:55
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The Pro
Uses a carnifax, is above such fancy things as powers, would prefer to just stick to the classic "headshot, headshot, headshot".
Uses a carnifax, is above such fancy things as powers, would prefer to just stick to the classic "headshot, headshot, headshot".
#58
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 11:59
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It's Hunker down, not Bunker down.
A bunker is a place you hunker down in.
Bunker is a noun; Hunker is a verb.
Soz.
A bunker is a place you hunker down in.
Bunker is a noun; Hunker is a verb.
Soz.
#59
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 12:06
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The guy who never learns: He has a high N7 rank, yet he is rolling with a setup that makes no sense, and seems to have little to no understanding of basic mechanics. He usually searches for gold games were he either gets carried to victory or causes the team to wipe with his idiot ways, either way he is the cause of much frrustration for his fellow players.
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Posté 19 avril 2012 - 12:19
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Hilarious post, im the guy that gets tons of friend requests and invites after a game or get told I'm somehow hacking on XBL
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Posté 19 avril 2012 - 12:26
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I have a nomination for the list:
The Krogan.
After playing a round with this guy, you can't help but think he had a stroke while talking to wrex or grunt in sp, and decided he was a krogan when he recovered.. He does the best he can to
become like his twin idols in every game, and will scream "for tuchanka" and refer to otherplayers as varrens constantly. Between rounds he will track down any player who is doing worse, and will spam heaebutts at them, just so they know their place.
The Krogan.
After playing a round with this guy, you can't help but think he had a stroke while talking to wrex or grunt in sp, and decided he was a krogan when he recovered.. He does the best he can to
become like his twin idols in every game, and will scream "for tuchanka" and refer to otherplayers as varrens constantly. Between rounds he will track down any player who is doing worse, and will spam heaebutts at them, just so they know their place.
#62
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 12:30
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Hmm, that would make me the Sniper, Healer come Cobra guy so a Sneabra!! hahaha
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Posté 19 avril 2012 - 12:37
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Do you hear the music in your head while you play it?billy the squid wrote...
On a good day, it'd be a mix of the "Trooper" and "The one man army" Lvl 20 Geth Infiltrator with a Widow mrk VI mmmmm. It's like playing predator.
Hah, just had a thought - a player shoots someone with the Kishock... "Stick around!" *badoom-tssh*
Ah, I can't say I fit any of those profiles, and I'd guess that most people would vary between them match by match.
But I play drell adept 6/6/3/5/6 most of the time, so a bit of an eccentric exploder.
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Posté 19 avril 2012 - 12:39
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Discordic wrote...
I have a nomination for the list:
The Krogan.
Added Role Player to the list
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Posté 19 avril 2012 - 12:50
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ABjerre wrote...
The Role Player
The game has an element of role play, and he will stop at nothing to live that to the fullest. As of late, has been seen playing Geth characters armed only with Geth Weapons - even if that means an SMG-wielding Infiltrator.
I lol'd.
The Consensus Reacher
Nonstop Geth quotes. If it has been said by Legion, it will be said by this guy, multiple times.
When he goes down, he asks "Does this unit have a soul?" When he dies, he says "System shutdown." When he makes a suggestion he asks if a consensus has been reached. If you say something about infiltrators, he says "Geth do not intentionally infiltrate." If you mention the story, he will say Shepard-Commander like 9,000 times.
I always use Geth guns on my Geth, and to an extent am the consensus reacher.
If only this game had in game emotes...
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#66
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 12:53
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:lol:Awesome post , enjoyed reading it..
is there one for people that are afk too ?
did not see one or i read over it..
#68
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 12:56
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i'm totaly the unlucky-charm, can count the number of times i have been running for my life with 2 brutes and a banshee (that target me from the other side of the map) after me just to get blown up by a grenade from a cannibal
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Posté 19 avril 2012 - 01:33
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The Settler
Full Extraction is for wimps. The Settler isn't going anywhere. He devotes himself to getting the maximum medals and points that he can, and you losers can go enjoy your Partial Extraction bonus while he bafflingly insists on getting that pesky grab kill on the other side of the map.
The Nutter
Plays as Krogan, celebrates each completed wave with several headbutts. Overjoyed to see other Krogans on the team, as he'll try (and usually succeed) in getting them to join in the headbutting between rounds. Bonus points if there is a single team member of another race, standing by puzzled and lonely as three Krogan merrily headbutt each other.
Full Extraction is for wimps. The Settler isn't going anywhere. He devotes himself to getting the maximum medals and points that he can, and you losers can go enjoy your Partial Extraction bonus while he bafflingly insists on getting that pesky grab kill on the other side of the map.
The Nutter
Plays as Krogan, celebrates each completed wave with several headbutts. Overjoyed to see other Krogans on the team, as he'll try (and usually succeed) in getting them to join in the headbutting between rounds. Bonus points if there is a single team member of another race, standing by puzzled and lonely as three Krogan merrily headbutt each other.
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Posté 19 avril 2012 - 01:33
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Want a Bronzer
player who spent to long in bronze that they forgot what cover is and think they can nail an Atlas with a SMG on their Asari
player who spent to long in bronze that they forgot what cover is and think they can nail an Atlas with a SMG on their Asari
#73
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 01:42
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Amazing read, is amusing how everyone i bumped on MP actually fits one of those descriptions.
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Posté 19 avril 2012 - 01:46
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Lee Harvey Oswald.
You're ready to melee a mob. Boom, headshot. You're ready to biotically detonate something. Boom, headshot. Area reave? Black widow triple kill. You throw or overload something, the power hits the mob and it gets headshot before the power actually takes effect and just to be sure, you get no assist points for it. You see two mobs get tagged with one round and they're not even standing near each other to get sniped -- from a sane location, anyhow. The first half of the map you think he's using a valiant for how fast he's shooting, but look at the event log and confirm he's actually using a black widow. At least there'd be an explanation if he were hosting, but you are.
Michael Bay
He kits out in BF3 soldier and carries a striker or falcon with incendiary ammo. Nothing he does fails to explode or burn. You can only thank your lucky stars he stays the hell away from objectives, because he'd probably blow those up too. The only thing separating him from the master exploder is biotics and the fact the last time you see the master exploder, she's not charging headlong into the enemy lobbing grenades and YEEHAW'ing like Major Kong in the end of Dr. Strangelove.
Neo
He never takes cover on gold, yet he never dies. You'll see him in the courtyard of giant dodging and moving around like a damn ballet-dancing monkey that just snorted an epic line of coke, drawing all the fire and by divine providence or luck, not dying. You never actually see him kill anything, or really attack an enemy, but he's #1 or #2 on the scoreboard so you know there has to be something going on there.
The Goddamn Leprechaun
This guy's the opposite of the unlucky charm...for him. He eats four-leaf clovers and ****s horseshoes. Cerberus can lob grenades at his feet all day and he'll never die. He'll stand next to a banshee for the entire wave and never get grabbed. He'll get caught in the open and flanked, yet the enemies are still shooting at you. He carries a predator, takes potshots at his teammates' targets and somehow never fails to get the killshot. He could probably solo gold on merit of the fact the enemies would inadvertently blow themselves up before landing a shot on him. Unfortunately, karma is a relentless **** and you are the path of least resistance.
You're ready to melee a mob. Boom, headshot. You're ready to biotically detonate something. Boom, headshot. Area reave? Black widow triple kill. You throw or overload something, the power hits the mob and it gets headshot before the power actually takes effect and just to be sure, you get no assist points for it. You see two mobs get tagged with one round and they're not even standing near each other to get sniped -- from a sane location, anyhow. The first half of the map you think he's using a valiant for how fast he's shooting, but look at the event log and confirm he's actually using a black widow. At least there'd be an explanation if he were hosting, but you are.
Michael Bay
He kits out in BF3 soldier and carries a striker or falcon with incendiary ammo. Nothing he does fails to explode or burn. You can only thank your lucky stars he stays the hell away from objectives, because he'd probably blow those up too. The only thing separating him from the master exploder is biotics and the fact the last time you see the master exploder, she's not charging headlong into the enemy lobbing grenades and YEEHAW'ing like Major Kong in the end of Dr. Strangelove.
Neo
He never takes cover on gold, yet he never dies. You'll see him in the courtyard of giant dodging and moving around like a damn ballet-dancing monkey that just snorted an epic line of coke, drawing all the fire and by divine providence or luck, not dying. You never actually see him kill anything, or really attack an enemy, but he's #1 or #2 on the scoreboard so you know there has to be something going on there.
The Goddamn Leprechaun
This guy's the opposite of the unlucky charm...for him. He eats four-leaf clovers and ****s horseshoes. Cerberus can lob grenades at his feet all day and he'll never die. He'll stand next to a banshee for the entire wave and never get grabbed. He'll get caught in the open and flanked, yet the enemies are still shooting at you. He carries a predator, takes potshots at his teammates' targets and somehow never fails to get the killshot. He could probably solo gold on merit of the fact the enemies would inadvertently blow themselves up before landing a shot on him. Unfortunately, karma is a relentless **** and you are the path of least resistance.
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#75
Posté 19 avril 2012 - 01:55
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Hum i want to give it a try but humor aint my strong side. Anyhow here some from me.
The Bodyguard ( Whitney Houston not included ):
If a Krogan and Reaper could couple - that would be the result. He is more machine then biological unit. Normally a Krogan Vanguard but on occasion Krogan Sentinel. He exist to protect. He is never more then few steps away from you and eager to spung all the fire that is coming toward you. As wave's are getting progressively harder for your Geth the Bodyguard is getting progressively better at his job to the point that now Atlases and Banshees are running away from him. On wave 10 he transform into Chuck Norris and proceed to beat the hell out of the opposition whit his face as a blunt weapon. After full extraction his score is right next to your's despite playing class that is supposed to have less firepower then yours.
The forever useless guy.
He have it all. The GI whit BW , SI , SE whit Carnifex at max rank, Asari Adept whit right build - yet a wet tissue is more useful then him. No mater how big the target he manage to miss it so spectacularly that the bullet make a curve and hit him between the eye's. At some point he will try to run few feet from cover to cover just to be downed by a swarmer. On wave 10 whit score that you manage to do by wave 1 he will unleash his deadly missile launcher .... just to kill the said swarmer in some sort of revenge - while the 5 banshees next to him will proceed to make some hardcore love to him. But dont worry if you get downed and surrounded by Banshees - he will bravely ignore them manage to get to you and revive you just in time for one of the said Banshee's to instant kill you.
The Geth platform.
He play Geth and only Geth - you suspect he may actually be new type of Geth in human skin. By the end of the first wave he already have twice your score. He have managed to move right in the middle of the enemy hord and despite his non existent shield due to Hunter mode he have managed to annihilate all the opposition. No enemy is hidden from him and no enemy can dodge his shotgun. He is first at the objective and the last to leave. At some point you may as well go grab a drink and a quick smoke couse you start to feel like a leech whit him in a party. By the end of the game you hate him just as much as you love him.
The Bodyguard ( Whitney Houston not included ):
If a Krogan and Reaper could couple - that would be the result. He is more machine then biological unit. Normally a Krogan Vanguard but on occasion Krogan Sentinel. He exist to protect. He is never more then few steps away from you and eager to spung all the fire that is coming toward you. As wave's are getting progressively harder for your Geth the Bodyguard is getting progressively better at his job to the point that now Atlases and Banshees are running away from him. On wave 10 he transform into Chuck Norris and proceed to beat the hell out of the opposition whit his face as a blunt weapon. After full extraction his score is right next to your's despite playing class that is supposed to have less firepower then yours.
The forever useless guy.
He have it all. The GI whit BW , SI , SE whit Carnifex at max rank, Asari Adept whit right build - yet a wet tissue is more useful then him. No mater how big the target he manage to miss it so spectacularly that the bullet make a curve and hit him between the eye's. At some point he will try to run few feet from cover to cover just to be downed by a swarmer. On wave 10 whit score that you manage to do by wave 1 he will unleash his deadly missile launcher .... just to kill the said swarmer in some sort of revenge - while the 5 banshees next to him will proceed to make some hardcore love to him. But dont worry if you get downed and surrounded by Banshees - he will bravely ignore them manage to get to you and revive you just in time for one of the said Banshee's to instant kill you.
The Geth platform.
He play Geth and only Geth - you suspect he may actually be new type of Geth in human skin. By the end of the first wave he already have twice your score. He have managed to move right in the middle of the enemy hord and despite his non existent shield due to Hunter mode he have managed to annihilate all the opposition. No enemy is hidden from him and no enemy can dodge his shotgun. He is first at the objective and the last to leave. At some point you may as well go grab a drink and a quick smoke couse you start to feel like a leech whit him in a party. By the end of the game you hate him just as much as you love him.
