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[chris fenton]

"The COD War Veteran
If the internet was his father, the safety of anonymity was definitely his mother. According to him, he is a 6ft.10,  250lbs street fighting war veteran that served in numerous battles from the Falklands to the 2nd Gulf War. If his bullet is the first to hit a target, it is considered his alone - if you steal his kill, he will track you down via IP address and **** you up. He has ****ed your mother several times. His voice sounds a lot like a 12 year old though."

I laughed aloud. Great thread. 
Also, I believe I'm the Trooper. 

[Remus A]

Great read!

I sound like a mix between the noob and the trooper. xD

[adrenaline1983]

The Good Samaritan:

He does everything right, everything well, and knows exactly where to be. Whenever your team risks getting wiped, he finds a way to save the day with a well-placed rocket. When you're getting battered, he comes in to help. When you're uploading and getting hammered, he plants himself between you and the onslaught without hesitation. He will use his consumables and ensure full extraction is guaranteed. He is the Good Samaritan and he knows it.

[Liber320]

Great read

I'm pretty much a Trooper/Sniper hybrid

Edit: Just in case it hasn't been said yet -

This is your squad. These are the people you play with. Look away. Look back. The people you play with are now DIAMONDS!

Modifié par Liber320, 19 avril 2012 - 07:04 .

[Thunderbird_74]

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[FollowMeClosely]

OMG I got a kick out of this. I think a "troll" should be added.

[Cyan-Glow]

The Weapons Tester:

He starts the game with a level 1 ultra rare weapon, but it quickly becomes apparent that he's never used it before. First thing he does is shoot at the the ground to see exactly how long it takes for that arc pistol to charge, and exactly how fast he can reload that heavier paladin. As the enemies hit, he panics and tries to shoot that valiant like he used to shoot the raptor only to find the reload rate means he can never land the kill shot. By wave 5 he is bottom scorer by a margin of a few thousand because nobody told him the revenant is not the assault rifle equivalent of the Carnifex.

Suddenly the world turns upside down as you watch him figure out the new weapon. He goes from 4th at wave 5, to second by wave 8, and steals the number 1 spot from under you at extraction. You know he's a tester because as soon as you hit lobby after the game, he switches to another gun, and the process starts all over.

[SovereignWillReturn]

The Supporter: Usually plays with a Human Engineer of Turian Sentinel, this is the guy who supports rather than jockies for top-spots in the scoreboard. With powers specced to help, he may not be dealing the damage, but he's stripping the shields and barriers for his three Infiltrator allies. Always there for the revive, and always supporting objectives, he usually gets booted for low point scores. He enjoys playing for the team success, and accepts the fact he won't score high, but keep the team alive.

[Silent Fear]

[quote]Maria Caliban wrote...

[quote]Maria Caliban wrote...

Can you please take 'The Girl' off the original post? I could pretend you were using a gender-neutral 'he' and 'him' previous to that. [/quote]

Ah, c'mon - its all in the spirit of good fun [/quote]
Then could you possibly alternate genders for your descriptions? Or at least have a few other than 'The Girl' be female? [/quote]


Mmm maybe i'm misunderstanding but aside from few of the descriptions on the first page the rest are preaty much genderless ? But then again you are more then welcome to contribute with something ?

 Anyhow this topic is rather good brake from all the whine and hate runing in the forums - i hope it stays a in the front page for a long time.

[Schneidend]

 

ABjerre wrote...

Its not the classes themselves, nor everyone that plays them... It just that players with a "charger" mindset seem to favour these. Hope that clears things up [smilie]http://social.bioware.com/images/forum/emoticons/smile.png[/smilie]

Ah, gotcha. Fair enough. 

Maria Caliban wrote...

Then could you possibly alternate genders for your descriptions? Or at least have a few other than 'The Girl' be female?

This seems like a good idea, actually. D&D class descriptions do it, too, usually when coinciding with the class' artwork. I loved when "she" and "her" was used for the Frenzied Berserker prestige class.

Modifié par Schneidend, 19 avril 2012 - 07:32 .

[Sad Floppy Panda]

Really enjoyed the read, OP. I'm not sure if anyone has suggested this but I'm something along the lines of The Biotic Exploder, but less ragey. I set up the detonations, then have someone else detonate them. Not because of the points, because I want stuff to explode.

[hawkmoondirge]

The Jenkins- Earnest, tries his best and is never a rage quitter or badly built. hell even has competent weapons. But, he seems to think the wall is the enemy as most of his shots miss and he trails in the score. Is never a problem, except when he goes down which increases as the match goes on. However, he has a "hero" moment and is a keeper....till the cycle repeats

[Bergioynn]

Badpanzer wrote...

The persistent rezzer.(often Quarian)
This caring soul will do anything to rezz you even if you are in a cross fire from 3xturrets and there is a phantom standing on your head.
You will be rezzed ...repeatedly to the point that when she finally succumbs to the turrets/phantoms/kitchen sink you are just happy that the pain has stopped.

I find myself here (and play Quarian).

[landylan]

The Bum

usually an infiltrator. wastes all is consumables in order to try and get the highest score. just as your about to kill a target he takes the last bar of his health because he absolutely most have his name pop up in the game feed constantly. he thinks score is only determined by how many kills he has and he thinks your team sucks so he allows geth primes and brutes to overrun your team while he turns invisible and runs off to kill a cannibal. as you and your entire team are wiped out he makes a comment about how bad he thinks you suck. after failing the match he begins a rant in the lobby...ten seconds later he's kicked

[Sable Rhapsody]

ABjerre wrote...
The Girl
At some point during wave 1 she said “hello” with a voice that made it tinkle down your spine. As a result, no one but her speaks for the duration of the battle, because you might miss out on something she says, if you were speaking. She has an N7 Rating around your own and a class that supports yours – quickly you find yourself falling for this gamer girl. Or award winning voice actor – who knows?

Aaaand this is why we don't use mics unless it's necessary 

[Mojenator12345]

hawkmoondirge wrote...

The Jenkins- Earnest, tries his best and is never a rage quitter or badly built. hell even has competent weapons. But, he seems to think the wall is the enemy as most of his shots miss and he trails in the score. Is never a problem, except when he goes down which increases as the match goes on. However, he has a "hero" moment and is a keeper....till the cycle repeats

LOL.  I see you've had me on your squad before...

[Star fury]

The other thread with characterization was funny. I recommend reading it.
http://social.biowar...ndex/10759201/1

This not so much.

[Emzamination]

I most definitely fall under The Immortal, my pride won't let me die.All that matters to me in mp is farming.I don't even bother to revive my team when they die, I just use that time to jack my kill score/money up to insane levels on their mobs. Sorry but Failure must be punished.

[Eckswhyzed]

Inspired by my own recent experiences:

The Glass Cannnon
Normally playing the Geth Infiltrator, this player is destroying enemies left and right, whether it's exploding prximity mines, a triple kill with one GPS shot or sniping four Cannibals with one shot from the Javelin. There's just one problem - you're constantly reviving her. Saying her thanks, she then runs off towards the 3 atlases next to each other and proceeds to blow them up,  without using a missile, in the space of 3 seconds. You follow when she is inevitably taken down by the one remaining Assault trooper. At the end of the match, she tops the scoreboard by several thousand points - while everyone else has the medal for 15 revives.

[PreGy]

Hilarious!

Yelling "I AM KROGAN" and headbutting krogans from other clans... saying "Bosh'tet" while using a quarian... "Shepard-Commander" when shot down as a geth (have to try "Unit shutdown" LOL). What I love about ME MP is Mass Effect

[HiGamerCAT]

excellent read

[CerionPrime]

I can't believe there isn't an entry for "The Killstealer" yet

[Pallid]

CerionPrime wrote...

I can't believe there isn't an entry for "The Killstealer" yet

It's because almost everyone is a killstealer.

[Yaos]

You based "the noob" off me ! I demand royalties!