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[american_shoe_face97]

The Asian Teenager
He gets in random lobbies with a pretty decent loadout, it shows he has a mic but he rarely uses it, you can occasionally hear him adjusting the mic or humming while waiting for a match but when the match starts, boy does he pack a punch. He plays supportively but yet gets the top score, you get knocked down on the other side of the match and suddenly he's there to pick you up. Nearing the end of the match, his score gets lower, and lower and you find him standing there doing nothing, in the end you find out he AFK's every other round 'cause his parents call him to do something or they change the channel so they can watch their shows.

[Zimek]

Actually I'm The Man. :3

[mcz2345]

Mostly trooper, sometimes Healer, sometimes Trooper Bodyguard but with a Human soldier

[Theghostof_timmy]

AFK Ray:
He spawns, runs over to the corner of the map, and stays there for the duration. It doesn't matter if he dies, because he's probably on the other side of the building. Whatever though, you didn't need him anyway.

[Dokteur Kill]

I love Krogan, so on Bronze I'll happily play the Nutter/Charger. There's something wonderfully cathartic about running around like a loon, bashing the living daylights out of anything up to and including brutes with blunt instruments. Wish I could unlock Krogan Soldier, though. So far I only have sentinel and vanguard.

On gold, the only thing I've had success with is the Healer. That was pretty effective, though.

Modifié par Dokteur Kill, 02 mai 2012 - 12:06 .

[spudspot]

I think there is another variation to the persistent:

The Rage-Quitter:

That guy playing a Krogan on Gold who immediately rushes of, gets himself killed without any effect, gets revived, repeats the procedure for a few rounds (mostly 3) and immediately rage-quits after the team eventually stops reviving him.

Sometimes he will stay with the group for one round, actually doing quite well and not going down. After said round he will - with his newly gained self-confidence - go on repeating what was mentioned above, inevitably leading to him rage-quitting the game...

Modifié par spudspot, 02 mai 2012 - 12:14 .

[Chief Commander]

I am the master exploder. But without the rage part and such. I just love biotic explosions and making the earth tremble

[BobFettle]

american_shoe_face97 wrote...

The Asian Teenager
He gets in random lobbies with a pretty decent loadout, it shows he has a mic but he rarely uses it, you can occasionally hear him adjusting the mic or humming while waiting for a match but when the match starts, boy does he pack a punch. He plays supportively but yet gets the top score, you get knocked down on the other side of the match and suddenly he's there to pick you up. Nearing the end of the match, his score gets lower, and lower and you find him standing there doing nothing, in the end you find out he AFK's every other round 'cause his parents call him to do something or they change the channel so they can watch their shows.

I had one of these 2 days ago!  Mic on permanently.  He did not say a word but you could hear his family in the background, every now and then someone would shout something he'd go AFK :-D

[Baronesa]

Heh... Usually trooper...

Too lazy to setup my mike... but could be The Girl... except that my english really sucks and I hate my voice

Can become the sniper on bronze.

[professor_chaos19]

i'm the trooper, i have a mic but don't use it because i'm uncomfortable talking to the tv, and i'm shy

[NikkoJT]

humes spork wrote...

Chuch (this is me!)
You're in a match against geth on wave 10, you're at half health and no shields and a rocket trooper has you dead to rights. As the rocket that will seal your fate screams toward your head, it explodes in midair without a single point of damage dealt, and that's when you hear over the mic, "GOD. DAMN. IT.". Nothing stops Church from trying to get that coveted bronze headshot medal, but fate will be damned if it doesn't equally stop at nothing to deny it to him. Swarmers, rockets, sneezing just before pulling the trigger, biotic charges, krogan asses, it doesn't matter; when Church has the headshot lined up, Murphy's law will intervene somehow and in some way. Church will put more rounds within six inches of an enemy's head without hitting it, than most fire in an entire match total. Church isn't a bad player, and his score reflects it, he just couldn't headshot the lone guy standing between him and a bucket of water if his dick was on fire.

..That actually sounded like Church saying that 

[Midou-Kun]

Trooper. Definitely the trooper.

@herculeswill22: Always hate those. I admit I'm guilty of it sometimes, but never more than about 30 seconds to a little less to a minute and only due to pressing RL matters, but there are guys that only move on wave 10.

[BobFettle]

Someone should write something about the Asari Matriarch and her protective sphere :-) I feel really safe if I'm taking an objective and she spreads that around me.

Modifié par BobFettle, 02 mai 2012 - 01:04 .

[demonologix inc]

Let me suggest "The Whirling Dervish"

We've all seen this guy. He's the guy you cursed in the lobby for bringing a Drell Vanguard with nothing but a disciple into a gold lobby. He's the Batarian Soldier with nothing but a Talon. He's the Krogan Vanguard you've already decided you won't revive, and in game he just won't sit still. Yet you watch with slack-jawed amazement as he consistently rushes into spawns, taking on hordes of mixed units, and he just won't go down. He pulls kill-streaks with ballistic blades as a Batarian. He clears an entire side of the map as a Krogan. You're confused as to how his Drell dances like Mick Jagger around a Brute while still shotgunning down all the Marauders in the general vicinity. When he finally does go down from the stray bullets fired from the one Cannibal with enough sense to hide, you have mixed feelings about reviving him because you didn't help generate the sea of bodies that you're wading through. His only goal is to hold the line and make sure nothing has the opportunity to shoot at anyone else. You hate him because his score almost doubles that of anyone else on the team, but you somehow manage to forgive him for hanging out five feet outside of the hack objective and murdering everything that comes within 15m of the team.

Modifié par demonologix inc, 02 mai 2012 - 01:10 .

[Fucit0l]

demonologix inc wrote...

Let me suggest "The Whirling Dervish"

We've all seen this guy. He's the guy you cursed in the lobby for bringing a Drell Vanguard with nothing but a disciple into a gold lobby. He's the Batarian Soldier with nothing but a Talon. He's the Krogan Vanguard you've already decided you won't revive, and in game he just won't sit still. Yet you watch with slack-jawed amazement as he consistently rushes into spawns, taking on hordes of mixed units, and he just won't go down. He pulls kill-streaks with ballistic blades as a Batarian. He clears an entire side of the map as a Krogan. You're confused as to how his Drell dances like Mick Jagger around a Brute while still shotgunning down all the Marauders in the general vicinity. When he finally does go down from the stray bullets fired from the one Cannibal with enough sense to hide, you have mixed feelings about reviving him because you didn't help generate the sea of bodies that you're wading through. His only goal is to hold the line and make sure nothing has the opportunity to shoot at anyone else. You hate him because his score almost doubles that of anyone else on the team, but you somehow manage to forgive him for hanging out five feet outside of the hack objective and murdering everything that comes within 15m of the team.

Dammit Demon, stop stealin all my fun! Ya left nothin to shoot at the last 3 frikkin matches!

Sincerely,
a Trooper.

[1973pdt]

"Deep down inside though, you know that you should be sucking his dick, at least on a weekly basis, for the effort that he makes."

I spit my freshly made third cup of coffee at that one....I love my Gethgineer!

[Hyperion II]

Would have been The Man if I had a mic.

Modifié par Hyperion II, 02 mai 2012 - 01:43 .

[danielhumgon]

Hahaha this is awesome xD i could say that i'm sometimes the sniper (mostly) and the healer xD i laught so much with this

[Guilty2]

Respect

Also, there is this guy in the lobby, who, despite beng 400 N7 points lower then you, has Black Widow V, while you don't have it at all. All players with Valiant II (i guess III from now on) are included in this category.

[OniEdge]

^ The Unentitled Nephew of God

[kingtrouble]

Trooper eh? Sounds like me.

[tMc Tallgeese]

ABJerre, you have one of the best threads around. Absolutely epic!

[OniEdge]

The Camping Rock

Sets up a picnic table with his sandwich and beer, preferring not to move. Not even a millimeter. Moving him requires the force equivalent of a supernova, but even then, he moves ever so slightly. To take a swig of his beer. If he does move more than is required to pull the trigger of his gun, it's because 5 Banshees, Brutes, and Ravagers decided they liked his place more than he did. And while he doesn't agree, he gives it up reluctantly, usually with a brief scuffle that ends with him requesting to be revived. Does decently on a map and contributes to making things go faster, but during waves 3, 6, and 10, the Krazy Glue on his feet have hardened and he ain't budging.

Modifié par OniEdge, 02 mai 2012 - 06:14 .

[afmn]

i loved this read, cheers OP

[perezrj]

Hilarious!! Awesome thread OP!