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#1
owl208

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I'm sorry....I just can't accept the love scenes in DA:O.

No noises.  No comments.   Just the music and whatever it is they are doing in their underware.

And please can someone sew Morrigan's eye's shut?  It gives me the creeps.

And what's with the post critque's??? 

My eye's flutter like a butterflies?
You want to catch them and put them in a jar?

That's very creepy.....

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Bhatair

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The facial expressions crack me up every time.

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Morrigan has the best post **** dialogue options.

"Are you still talking?"

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"I was that boring that I put you to sleep?"

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mrao wrote...

Morrigan has the best post **** dialogue options.

"Are you still talking?"


Hah, yeah.

"Do you have to talk?"

"Oh, done with me are you?"

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The Angry One

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*Morrigan takes off her bra*



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The Angry One wrote...

*Morrigan takes off her bra*

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*The Warden cuts off the head of a Darkspawn grunt, proceeding to gut him from throat to groin. Intestines roll forth and spills out on the ground. The Warden sits down happily playing with the guts, guts and blood flying everywhere. The 11 years-old player chuckles*

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CoM Solaufein

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^ Win.

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Ulrik the Slayer wrote...

The Angry One wrote...

*Morrigan takes off her bra*

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*The Warden cuts of the head of a Darkspawn grunt, proceeding to gut him from throat to groin. Intestines roll forth and spills out on the ground. The Warden sits down happily playing with the guts, guts and blood flying everywhere. The 11 years-old player chuckles*

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That's what you get for being founded by Puritans.

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So... want to come back to my tent Fox News?

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CoM Solaufein wrote...


"I was that boring that I put you to sleep?"


Hmm, you know, I have to say that I've noticed that my female character's eye were visibly only half-closed in that particular scene (noticeable on my human female noble rogue). Umm, are we sure that they're not still...you know - I kind of thought they were - ahem - still...moving. Really not quite sure there's a delicate way to put that, oh well.

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Bhatair wrote...


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AtreiyaN7 wrote...

CoM Solaufein wrote...


"I was that boring that I put you to sleep?"


Hmm, you know, I have to say that I've noticed that my female character's eye were visibly only half-closed in that particular scene (noticeable on my human female noble rogue). Umm, are we sure that they're not still...you know - I kind of thought they were - ahem - still...moving. Really not quite sure there's a delicate way to put that, oh well.




Actually humans in the DA:O universe have a second eyelid, like cats.

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The Angry One wrote...

Bhatair wrote...


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Just like in real life..

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Bhatair wrote...

Actually humans in the DA:O universe have a second eyelid, like cats.


*chuckle*

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"Felt that my love aye? Elves do make better lovers my little vixen."

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AtreiyaN7 wrote...
Really not quite sure there's a delicate way to put that, oh well.

You can find some suitable metaphors in Oghren's dialogue

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[quote]Bhatair wrote...

Actually humans in the DA:O universe have a second eyelid, like cats.[/quote]

Humans on Thedas evolved a second eyelid to deal with the excessive brightness from the moon which is in closer proximity to Thedas than ours to earth and also radiates harmful particles due to the effects of the mass acceleration weapon tested on it's surface by the Protheans.

That or a wizard did it.
DAMN YOU WIZARD.

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Needs more cowbell.

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CoM Solaufein wrote...

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"Felt that my love aye? Elves do make better lovers my little vixen."



Is that based on my head morph? She gets around, she does. :bandit:

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I definitely don't think the love scenes in the game deserve the "M" rating. I mean they get flustered looks on their faces, a corny song plays and they kind of roll around in their underwear. You spend all that time trying to get Alistair's approval to 90 or whatever, only to be rewarded with some spooning/cuddling.

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Too much underwear.



There I said it.

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The Angry One

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There's a certain mod available now that gives both males and females fairly decent anatomically correct bodies with no underwear.

No naked sex for you, console users.

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The Angry One wrote...


Is that based on my head morph? She gets around, she does. :bandit:


www.dragonagenexus.com/downloads/file.php

Faces mod.

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The love scenes were appaling.
I'd rather watch a Broodmother sex scene. Plenty more nudity there. B)

Good God the image I have just planted into my mind...
Horrifying... :sick: