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[Adria Teksuni]

This is a Teagan's da MAN thread. If you would like to create a thread extolling the virtues of your particular Pixel Crush, feel free.



Yes, Teagan is probably a ho. Yes, Teagan probably had the bad taste to bed his brother's wife.



But...I just can't find it in myself to give a darn. The man is hawtness personified.

[HarlequinDream]

God, I love Teagan. I want him in my party.

[Servant of Nature]

If bedding Isolde made her shut up for awhile, Eamon probably encouraged Teagan to do it anyway.

[SarEnyaDor]

Servant of Nature wrote...

If bedding Isolde made her shut up for awhile, Eamon probably encouraged Teagan to do it anyway.

LMAO! so very this.

[PinkShira]

Hmmm maybe Connor is Teagans son?

[ahnnajade]

Haha, oh, I like this thread~

[Apophis2412]

PinkShira wrote...

Hmmm maybe Connor is Teagans son?

He is to devoid of awesomeness to be Teagan's son.
Only people like Chuck Norris and Alexander the Great are cool enough to be Teagan's son.

Other Teagan Facts:

1.There is no Maker. Teagan bedded Andraste, and so a new religion was born.
2. Teagan did not join the PC, because he didn't want to hurt the Archdemon's feelings.
3.  The PC did not have to get Branka or Caradin's vote. Teagan is so awesome he could even have convinced Bhelen and Harrowmont to marry.
4.  There is no Fade. That is just Teagan having a bad dream.

[Kuravid]

Apophis2412 wrote...

He is to devoid of awesomeness to be Teagan's son.
Only people like Chuck Norris and Alexander the Great are cool enough to be Teagan's son.

Other Teagan Facts:

1.There is no Maker. Teagan bedded Andraste, and so a new religion was born.
2. Teagan did not join the PC, because he didn't want to hurt the Archdemon's feelings.
3.  The PC did not have to get Branka or Caradin's vote. Teagan is so awesome he could even have convinced Bhelen and Harrowmont to marry.
4.  There is no Fade. That is just Teagan having a bad dream.

Teagan is sex epitomized. *swoons*

[PinkShira]

Apophis2412 wrote...

He is to devoid of awesomeness to be Teagan's son.
Only people like Chuck Norris and Alexander the Great are cool enough to be Teagan's son.

AHHHHH I thought when I left WOW I would never hear a Chuck Norris joke again.... now you've ruined my happiness!

[Adria Teksuni]

So blatantly not mine, but I can't help it, I love this line.



Teagan once had an awkward moment, just to see what it felt like.

[Curlain]

Ah, the Chuck Norris lines,



Teagan doesn't get wet, water gets Teagan :-)

[Adria Teksuni]

He lives vicariously through himself. His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. His blood smells like cologne. He is the most interesting man in the world.

[kevinwastaken]

I just noticed Connor in that clip does the EXACT same happy motion as Sandal when mentioning Enchantment for the first time. HA!

Modifié par kevinwastaken, 07 décembre 2009 - 01:11 .

[Adria Teksuni]

The man has the grace of Barishnikov, the flair of Astaire, and the form of Gene Kelly...



*much swoonage*

[Kohaku]

I don't know what you people are trying to do to me this morning. Re-watching those clips make me laugh so hard.

Teagan is cool though. Tee-Gan!

Modifié par Kerridan Kaiba, 07 décembre 2009 - 01:31 .

[Adria Teksuni]

Disclaimer: The OP, Bioware, and EA are not responsible for lateness for work, undone chores, liquid sprayed on your equipment, or any other negative consequences of reading this thread.



Thank you.

[kevinwastaken]

Modifié par kevinwastaken, 07 décembre 2009 - 01:44 .

[voidcommander9111980]

Teagan is stupid along with all useless chicken nobles



when i sacrifice the wife of erl i felt great hehe --- became blood mage



and of cource in the end make my king the glorious Teyrn Loghain !!!

[Adria Teksuni]

voidcommander9111980 wrote...
Teagan is stupid along with all useless chicken nobles
when i sacrifice the wife of erl i felt great hehe --- became blood mage
and of cource in the end make my king the glorious Teyrn Loghain !!!

Thank you for coming into a pro Teagan thread to voice your opinion.

We do not care, now go away.

[I ReVaNChisT I]

i cant take him seriouly after connor had him doing backflips, other than that he seems like bit a douche...now Ser Cauthrien on the other hand, really wish they had her more involved

[Gilded Age]

I ReVaNChisT I wrote...

i cant take him seriouly after connor had him doing backflips, other than that he seems like bit a douche...now Ser Cauthrien on the other hand, really wish they had her more involved

Really?  Why have Ser Cauthrien more involved; she was a total crazypants person...?  "Slavery is completely justified and awesome if Loghain approves, you just DON'T GET IT, bleeding heart liberal!!11!"  Totally turned me off her.

I'd rather have moar Teagan, and his backflips of aweseome.

[Kohaku]

Gilded Age wrote...

I ReVaNChisT I wrote...

i cant take him seriouly after connor had him doing backflips, other than that he seems like bit a douche...now Ser Cauthrien on the other hand, really wish they had her more involved

Really?  Why have Ser Cauthrien more involved; she was a total crazypants person...?  "Slavery is completely justified and awesome if Loghain approves, you just DON'T GET IT, bleeding heart liberal!!11!"  Totally turned me off her.

I'd rather have moar Teagan, and his backflips of aweseome.

Backflips of Awesome. I like that.

[JosieJ]

Heh, on my current playthrough my PC came to Redcliffe straight from Alistair's arms, literally, and is still compelled to flirt with Teagan.  That's how awesome he is!

Kaitlyn did not get 5 sovereigns from me this playthrough!  (Although, unknowingly, I did send Bella to be his maid. Ah, well.)  After my mage PC is so cruelly dumped by Alistair, I imagine her going to Rainesfere (or Redcliffe, if he's there) and having a rebound fling with him.  Even if marriage is not in the picture for her own reasons as well as his, it'd be a few weeks of fun!

[Jhourney]

Swoonage!

[Adria Teksuni]

Ser Cauthrien? Um...no. She has not one speck of an iota of the Awesomeness that Is Bann Teagan.