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[Kohaku]

I'm rolling. You guys are too funny.

[Archonsg]

Kinda sad that I think a great many "youngsters" have never watched "The Princess Bride" or if they did, would go, "uhhh...this is lame"
*shrugs*
I might be wrong of course.

[Skellimancer]

Archonsg wrote...


Kinda sad that I think a great many "youngsters" have never watched "The Princess Bride" or if they did, would go, "uhhh...this is lame"
*shrugs*
I might be wrong of course.

One of the best movies of all time.

[DLAN_Immortality]

THE END.



Roll credits.



*Standing ovation*

[Isaantia]

I want a video of Skelli beheading various DAO denizen to the song 'Heads Will Roll" by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs.



Someone please make this happen.

[nuculerman]

Well there is the dialogue option "I'm going to kill your wife and daughter next."  I laughed at that.

My chaotic neutral human noble wanted the option of killing his wife and daughter in front of him, slowly.

Seriously, the guy killed my 8 year old nephew, my father, my mother, my lover, my good friend, and everyone else I ever knew and loved just so he could have a title and more land.  Murdering him wasn't nearly satisfying enough.  I wanted to torture his family in front of him then kill him over a period of 12 days by having him bleed out through tiny cuts I made with an unsharpened steak knife.  I would have given his daughter an out if she could muster up the courage to kill both her parents, but if she couldn't she was first to get tortured.

As for the origin itself, I wanted the dialogue option "whacks mother over the head and knocks her out and carries her over his shoulders to safety with Duncan."  WTF, mom.  Dad is dead. Killing yourself protecting his corpse isn't helping anyone  I wanted to punch my Dad for letting her stay.  That's my freaking mom.

And why couldn't I search in the wilds for my brother?  Screw you Allistair and Morrigan, my brother was twice the man a bastard son of King Maric could ever be.  My brother deserves more than anyone to see Howe die in front of him.  I don't care if I have to go get Wynne first and resurrect him by allowing a "good" spirit to inhabit him for long enough to see his vengeance.   

[thegreateski]

Varenus Luckmann wrote...

Duncan: You're awesome. That man was a complete douche. You're hired.

Perfect.

[Drider-man]

RGC_Ines wrote...

hmm..for my female noble I think I want two things: save Ser Gilmore and kill Howe in more climatic way than it was in game.. After that, if my PC survived I would love to have chance to go back to Highever with Fergus and try to restore Cousland family..

Eww, he's your brother!


Oh wait, did I misunderstand something?

Modifié par Drider-man, 07 décembre 2009 - 10:51 .

[KnightofPhoenix]

Drider-man wrote...

RGC_Ines wrote...

hmm..for my female noble I think I want two things: save Ser Gilmore and kill Howe in more climatic way than it was in game.. After that, if my PC survived I would love to have chance to go back to Highever with Fergus and try to restore Cousland family..

Eww, he's your brother!


Oh wait, did I misunderstand something?

Pure blooded Couslands are needed after the catastrophe...

[Obadiah]

The city elf got a better line with the Arl's son in the origin story (blanking on what it was right now). Another good one was for the mage in the Circle tower, "Maker have mercy on you, for you will find none here."

Truely, human noble was robbed of a proper "DIE MF!!!" line to Howe.

Modifié par Obadiah, 07 décembre 2009 - 11:06 .

[Sanarion]

Cousland:



The years no doubt have changed me, sir, but now I suppose the face of a lord; The face of a Grey Warden is not

particularly memorable.



Howe:

____ Cousland!



Cousland:



_____ COUSLAND!!!



Cousland:

(Sung)

rest now my friend

rest now forever

sleep now the untroubled

sleep of the angels

[Skellimancer]

Try not to throw up.

Modifié par Skellimancer, 07 décembre 2009 - 11:29 .

[aleksandr the great]

Who plays howe's voice it sounds so familiar...

[Isaantia]

Skellimancer wrote...



Try not to throw up.

Good Evening M'Lady!:innocent:

[Null]

Isaantia wrote...

Skellimancer wrote...



Try not to throw up.

Good Evening M'Lady!:innocent:

Out of all the fatalities in this game, the first one showed in this video is my favorite.

[Lastrights]

Good stuff thanks for the laughs. If they patched it with better endings as mentioned here I would go through and play a fifth time. Just to watch that unfold, ending with a proper beheading and disembowelment. Cheers.

[Serenity84]

*stabity* *kill* *stab* *stab*
"Good evening, Mylady"

Modifié par Serenity84, 08 décembre 2009 - 02:08 .

[Curlain]

Serenity84 wrote...

*stabity* *kill* *stab* *stab*
"Good evening, Mylady"

The guard's thinking, 'these spirited young people and their crazy highjinks, remember teryn Cousland at that age, ahh he knew how to make heads roll back in the day'

[trueKieran]

nuculerman wrote...

Murdering him wasn't nearly satisfying enough.  I wanted to torture his family in front of him then kill him over a period of 12 days by having him bleed out through tiny cuts I made with an unsharpened steak knife.  I would have given his daughter an out if she could muster up the courage to kill both her parents, but if she couldn't she was first to get tortured.

I take it you didn't play a "good" character then, did you? Because that sounds more like a psychopath.

Modifié par trueKieran, 08 décembre 2009 - 02:57 .

[kevinwastaken]

I am appalled...



...that Nan isn't in that video.

[Skellimancer]

kevinwastaken wrote...

I am appalled...

...that Nan isn't in that video.

Nan is great. i liked her Marabi story.

[Decomposey]

aleksandr the great wrote...

Who plays howe's voice it sounds so familiar...

Tim Curry.  Also known as Darkness from Legend, Dr. Franknfurter from Rocky Horror Picture Show, evil dude in the hotel in Home Alone 2, and countless other villans throughout film.  Dude does a good bad guy.

Remember, Howe is the DEVIL!

http://www.khurak.ne...tim-curry4.jpg/

Modifié par Decomposey, 08 décembre 2009 - 03:16 .

[Statulos]

Killing Howe was lame: I wanted to cut every limb and cauterize the wounds to then, roll his intestines in a bar while his family watched.

[l0stw0lf]

Howe: I am your father!!!!

_______ Cousland: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[knarayan]

Heh.

But yes, "I deserved more..." [Dies] was crap.

I would have liked to let him live. TO THE PAIN.