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[xsdob]

302. YOU SHOULD NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, EYEBALL A 20-KILO FERROUS SLUG.

[C-Sec Officer]

302a. Rupert washes his hands.....most of the times

Modifié par C-Sec Officer, 24 avril 2012 - 03:10 .

[goose2989]

303. Tali is sooo cute. And you better be good to her

[Delta9819]

304. Raw salarian liver is a delicacy.

Modifié par Delta9819, 24 avril 2012 - 03:11 .

[scott1118]

Marauder Shields is a hero.
Colourblind people get 1 ending.
Garrus gets annoyed that calibrations don't get put to the test.
Majority of your war assets were warned by marauder shields about the ending, which is why they weren't seen at the final battle.

[AlienWolf728]

309. Blue chicks are hawt.

[someone else]

MinatheBrat wrote...

BIGLEE337 wrote...

52. It costs 4000 credits to buy a full set of Krogan testicals.

53. But 6000 credits for a really snazzy mass effect-y toothbrush.

Either of you get any of these in your recruit paks?

[ioannisdenton]

310. Suddenly one day aboard the normandy, Rupert actually cooked the meal with more food and less ass.
310a. Surgeant hawthorne noticed that.
311. Jamaicans originate from protheans.
311a. Collectors originate from protheans
311b. Therefore collectors are from jamaica.

[Extra-Planetal]

312 - Reapers are actually nothing but really stupid machines who can't even remember their original plans for an invasion.

313 - Reaper Master AI can't even let it's minions through a Mass Relay

314 - 1 Reaper can wipe out an entire fleet, but a few thousand can't even destroy 1 super weapon

315 - Harbinger can't aim

[ioannisdenton]

316. The eviscerator shotgun design violates several intergalactic weapons treaties, so the it is not distributed to militaries.
317. Krogan hunt Thresher maws. With a shotgun. That shoots spikes
318. Joker wishes the alliance had a weapon that shoots Thresher Maws.

Modifié par ioannisdenton, 24 avril 2012 - 06:54 .

[JonasPeti]

319. She is cdr Shepard and she has a lot of favourite stores in the Citadel!

Modifié par JonasPeti, 24 avril 2012 - 08:51 .

[jules_vern18]

alleyd wrote...

ioannisdenton wrote...

310. Suddenly one day aboard the normandy, Rupert actually cooked the meal with more food and less ass.
310a. Surgeant hawthorne noticed that.
311. Jamaicans originate from protheans.
311a. Collectors originate from protheans
311b. Therefore collectors are from jamaica.

322 Liara is 1/4 krogan

That's not how Asari reproduction works...

[Rabid Rooster]

Lost count of what number but.....

Hudson cannot write.

[Clumsy Astronaut]

Another word for infiltrator is "medic".

[JediHealerCosmin]

326. We exist because they allow it.

327. Our species needs to learn its place. 

[Ryven]

328. Perugia is the most awesome sounding word ever when said with a Scottish accent or a South African accent.
329. Assault rifles can morph or even appear in a users hands when not actively carried. . . but usually into the Avenger.

[Applepie_Svk]

330: You should reconsider playing of ME3 sp or : THIS HURTS YOU !
331. Airlock solve problems for everyone and everything ...

[dorktainian]

339. Tali knows Photoshop.

[AlienSpaceBats]

340. Garrus is "king of the bottle-shooters".

[Viquey]

Edolix wrote...

6) Geth do not infiltrate

6a. Geth do not intentionally infiltrate.

Seriously, 12 pages and no one's done this? BSN, I am disappoint.

[OldSwede]

341. After this weekend, I will change my avatar to a Legion-avatar.
342. Then "we" (I) will build a consensus

[Ad_Hoc]

343. Few humans ever met an Asari Comando

Modifié par Ad_Hoc, 24 avril 2012 - 10:47 .

[JediHealerCosmin]

344. No matter how hard you work, your boss will always show up at the right time to steal your thunder.