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[GLR-0053]

344. Never create Machines.
345. Do not rely on Technology.
346. The Geth Consensus.
347. The Asari actually learned how to write.
348. Divine Intervention is needed to stop the Reaper threat.
349. Salarians used to eat flies.
350. Killing Wrex on ME1 nets you more war assets.

[Tapkomet]

351. Javik is not amused. Ever.

[Remus A]

352. Tali has a shotgun.

[OldSwede]

353. Ashley thinks (says so, too) that the Terra Firma party are a bunch of racists.

(ME1 Citadel: Our Own Worst Enemy)

Modifié par OldSwede, 24 avril 2012 - 01:33 .

[domm]

354. The Salarians have a feces analyzer.

[Tapkomet]

355. The Salarian Union officially requests that you not touch that.

[VarrenSoldier]

356. Kaidan and Shep f***ing love steak.

[DaosX]

356. Space magic does, in fact, exist.

[richard_rider]

358. Don't be color blind.

Modifié par richard_rider, 24 avril 2012 - 02:05 .

[Sindrop]

359. You should leave that salarian console!

[GLR-0053]

360. The created will always rebel against the creator.
361. Synthetics will destroy all organics.

Modifié par GLR-0053, 24 avril 2012 - 02:09 .

[Tapkomet]

362. When we are all organic batteries, we will blame Joker. What a tool he was!

Modifié par Tapkomet, 24 avril 2012 - 02:22 .

[GLR-0053]

363. Geth considers Windows to be a structural weakness.

[Tapkomet]

364. When EDI decides to overthrow humanity, Tali will be the first one to know.

[Kekkis]

365. Acrobatics won´t save you, if your enemy has a gun.(unless you use cutscene cheat)

Those stupid Cerberus grunts and their combat rolls.

Modifié par Kekkis, 24 avril 2012 - 02:23 .

[MrFob]

366. Grunt is ... not a stabilising element.

Modifié par MrFob, 24 avril 2012 - 02:25 .

[xsdob]

363. fans tend to unload personal grips into a funny thread, diminishing the ability to enjoy light hearted threads.

364. Nihlus is a turian spectre

365. Gasbags live on Edan prime.

[xsdob]

368. some phones do not allow edits to be made to post.

[JonasPeti]

369. There is no mass without effect.

Modifié par JonasPeti, 24 avril 2012 - 03:19 .

[OldSwede]

370. Joker don't think size is everything
371. Ashley thinks Joker is touchy
372. Luckily for Joker, Garrus wasn't around to brag about his reach
373. EDI likes Joker anyway
374. XO Pressley stands relieved

[JonasPeti]

375. Multiple krogan... problematic.

[richard_rider]

376. Keeping fish alive in the future is really expensive.

[Tapkomet]

377. Liara thinks that mind-raping her friends is acceptable even if they're not in romance.
378. Some technology, such as flashlights, has apparently been forgotten in the future.
379. Weapon accuracy is worse than 200 years ago.
380. Shepard is not an assassin, (s)he only killed 50 mercs just to talk to Thane.
381. You can push people to their deaths, not yell anything about Sparta and still be awesome.

[GeoFukari]

382. When you are beaten, give your opponent 3 color choices to decide from.
383. When you give somebody choices, doom the galaxy in every choice.

[domm]

384. Jacob doesn't like mercenaries.