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[Kaelef]

105. In the distant future, the created will always destroy their creators; except when they don't.

Modifié par Kaelef, 23 avril 2012 - 01:50 .

[Drakest3]

104. Tali hate spiders.

Modifié par Drakest3, 23 avril 2012 - 01:50 .

[ioannisdenton]

106. Irrashaimase!!!!!!!!

Modifié par ioannisdenton, 23 avril 2012 - 01:51 .

[GerojSvK]

107. Ish cannot change Omega.

[BDelacroix]

107. Omega can be cleaned up but it will require many bullets.

[GerojSvK]

Nah.

Modifié par GerojSvK, 23 avril 2012 - 01:54 .

[Kaelef]

110. In the distant future, flat panel displays are still surprisingly popular even though holographic projection technology is prevalent and widespread.

Modifié par Kaelef, 23 avril 2012 - 01:54 .

[ioannisdenton]

110. Blasto six is a movie.

[GerojSvK]

111. Elnora made her friends jealous.

Modifié par GerojSvK, 23 avril 2012 - 01:56 .

[ioannisdenton]

ioannisdenton wrote...

99. Omega's afterlife main floor plays ONLY one track on repeat.
Omega's afterlife basement floor plays ONLY two tracks on repeat.

99a
in the distant future ALL nightclubs will feature one music-track all day and night.

Modifié par ioannisdenton, 23 avril 2012 - 01:56 .

[ioannisdenton]

GerojSvK wrote...

111. Elnora made her friends jealous.

111a Elnora likes delivering up close explosive rounds to the face

Modifié par ioannisdenton, 23 avril 2012 - 01:58 .

[Veloric Wu]

112. Everyone deserves a better ending. Except the star-shaped brat

[GerojSvK]

113. Thermal clips are "superior" to cooldown weapons.

[Kaelef]

114. Reapers and their minions enjoy being gruesome and theatrically sinister even while doing what's in the best interests of all sentient life.

Modifié par Kaelef, 23 avril 2012 - 02:02 .

[Edolix]

115) Javik views cross-species relationships as a "pointless exercise"

[GerojSvK]

116. Normandy´s engines are state of the art.

[Kaelef]

117. In the distant future, flimsy, bouncy, scrape-y, nausea-inducing, Super Mario-esque vehicles are considered an improvement over awesome, tough, six-wheeled ones that can climb over anything at practically any incline.

Modifié par Kaelef, 23 avril 2012 - 02:13 .

[ioannisdenton]

118. Reaper's thought that shepard was an idiot as they believed he couldn't comprehend their existence.
However the catalyst proved the opposite in just 14 lines
119. "Medi-gel is a common medicinal salve used by paramedics, EMTs, and military personnel. It combines several useful applications: a local anesthetic, disinfectant and clotting agent all in one. Once applied, the gel is designed to grip tight to flesh until subjected to a frequency of ultrasound. It is sealable against liquids - most notably blood - as well as contaminants and gasses.

The gel is a genetically-engineered bioplasm created by the Sirta Foundation, a medical technology megacorp based on Earth. Technically, medi-gel violates Council laws against genetic engineering, but so far, it has proved far too useful to ban."

Modifié par ioannisdenton, 23 avril 2012 - 02:06 .

[crimzontearz]

wait for player review always
bioware will lie to your face

[ioannisdenton]

120. shepard doesn't like tabloid journalism.
121. Mordin thinks that kirahe is kinda "cloaka" whatever that means.

Modifié par ioannisdenton, 23 avril 2012 - 02:10 .

[Kaelef]

122. In the distant future you can't jump.

Modifié par Kaelef, 23 avril 2012 - 02:10 .

[stysiaq]

123. STEEEEEEEEEVEEE!!!

[Edolix]

stysiaq wrote...

123. STEEEEEEEEEVEEE!!!

123a) Y'sure?

[GerojSvK]

124. Cerberus never really plays fair.

@ioannisdenton cloaca 

Modifié par GerojSvK, 23 avril 2012 - 02:15 .

[Xellith]

125. Keep making noise and eventually you will get a refund.