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[TanithAeyrs]

Finally had time to read this thread. Hilarious. Thanks to all the contributors.

[SuiteAces]

Mad props to Adria and those who have submitted these hilarious diaries.
I'd be interested to see Alistair romance "lamposts" and "first knight" stuff.  That might be funny.

[Greenphrog]

V. Funny

and Hot!

[generalkorrd]

What happened with this, it is an absolute riot! MOAR!!

[Lauranis]

I agree, moar please!

[NvVanity]

I can't stop laughing at this. I'd kill to see one for Bhelen and Trian.

[wwwwowwww]

Zevran Day 102........



- Today I was sneaking about watching that lovely Morrigan as I always do when I over heard her tell the Warden as he left, that the rumors about their stamina held true.



I must find out how to get tainted.



Day 118....



- We hit the Pearl in Denerim and I ran into Isabella, oh how I missed her, she can move her hands faster than any woman I have ever known. The Warden, Isabella, Liliana and myself had the boat a rockin and I must say Morrigan was not exagerating his stamina is amazing, when I'm not so sore I must get some more of that taint........



Day 130............



- I am still sore and I haven't ***t right for over a week, gd Warden and his stamina, wait until I get tainted payback is a b**ch and being an Antivan Crow he will never hear me coming



-Today is also a particularly good hairday

[Tor_pedo]

WTB Duncan's diary! and Teagan! And and and Riordan!

[Grey__Warden]

From the diary of Weylon.

Day 56: It seems Genitivi has made a breakthrough in his research.  Apparently he believes the Sacred Ashes are high atop a mountain to the south-west in an old ruined temple.  Lets see how this one works out for him.  He leaves tomorrow for a village named Haven.  Never even heard of such a place.

Day 57: Genitivi left this morning.  Parting is such sweet sorrow.  Got whole house to myself for a while.  I am naked as I write this and have just eaten a full jar of strawberry jam.  This is living.

Day 70: Weird man knocked on earlier asking about Genitivi.  Told him he was away on business.  Can't believe how much the man looked like me.  It was very disturbing.

Day 77: Some Redcliffe knights called round earlier looking for Genitivi.  Told them he was in Haven.  Everyone always asks about him, no-one ever asks how I am.  I have feelings too you know!  Seeing my doppelganger around town alot lately.  Quite strange.

Day 84: Okay, now I'm scared.  Seeing my doppelganger everywhere and caught him trying to climb through the window earlier.  It sounds crazy, but I think he's actually trying to kill me and take my place.  Could this be related to Genitivi?  Maybe it's to do with this Haven place? NJOY WHEREING WOMENZ CLOTHING LOLZ

[Lupus Canivus]

Just read this thread, I haven't laugthed so much in ages. Its pure gold, no pure lyrium! Thanks to you and especially Adria!