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[Fast Jimmy]

Okay everyone,

There has been tons and tons of threads about stuff we'd love to see in DA3, from the environments, to the types of companions, to the dialogue system to the combat... the lists go on and on. Why not have a topic about the goofy/silly stuff we'd like to see in DA3?

Personally, any reference to Varric's chest hair (even if Varric doesn't make it into the game, maybe a codex entry or overheard dialogue) would be a welcome gaff. As would the return of any coloured Panataloons (BG fans, you know what I'm talking about).

Or... and this one may be a bit more sensitive... how about a unique piece of equipment called The Shield of the Marauder? Who stood alone and perished against unbeatable odds in the hopes that he would save his enemy from experiencing a fate worse than death...?

I think THAT would be a riot. And a slight Tip O' The Hat to the BSN Forumites.

[Dwarva]

Fast Jimmy wrote...


Or... and this one may be a bit more sensitive... how about a unique piece of equipment called The Shield of the Marauder? Who stood alone and perished against unbeatable odds in the hopes that he would save his enemy from experiencing a fate worse than death...?

Most definitely this.

[Arthur Cousland]

As long as Varric's chest hair appears in DA3, I don't mind if he's a no-show. j/k

I'd like to see a drinking contest between Oghren and Varric, with them both being brought to the table on mabari chariots.

Or...I'd like to walk in on Fenris and find him dancing, as he suggests that he does while alone in his mansion to Varric.  Perhaps in DA3, he could have a new mansion, with a fresh set of corpses on the floor.

Modifié par Arthur Cousland, 25 avril 2012 - 05:48 .

[Sacred_Fantasy]

Sheogorath and The Wabbajack.

[MichaelStuart]

I would like to see some pointless mini-games, like gambling, arm wrestling, fishing, baking, getting a job.
I would also like to talk to random people and have a conversation about non-plot related stuff.
Getting drunk is always funny, but I would like to get my companions drunk.

Would taking your love interest out on a date count as goofy?

[Fast Jimmy]

MichaelStuart wrote...

Would taking your love interest out on a date count as goofy?

Only if it was half as awkward as Aveline and Donnic's first date, says this guy.

Or if during the date, it turned into a fully fleshed out side quest, where the date keeps getting interrupted by hero work and you have to work at both saving the day and salvaging the date? I'd take that as an amusing, light hearted and aggreeable distraction from the main game.

[Ponendus]

Arthur Cousland wrote...

I'd like to see a drinking contest between Oghren and Varric, with them both being brought to the table on mabari chariots.

This is such a good idea. Those two would be hilarious together. 

I had forgotten how much I enjoyed that Aveline and Donnic awkwardness quest line too. That kind of goofy humour really helps to break things up. 

Fun idea for a thread Jimmy.

[Alyka]

Fast Jimmy wrote...

Okay everyone,

There has been tons and tons of threads about stuff we'd love to see in DA3, from the environments, to the types of companions, to the dialogue system to the combat... the lists go on and on. Why not have a topic about the goofy/silly stuff we'd like to see in DA3?

Personally, any reference to Varric's chest hair (even if Varric doesn't make it into the game, maybe a codex entry or overheard dialogue) would be a welcome gaff. As would the return of any coloured Panataloons (BG fans, you know what I'm talking about).

Or... and this one may be a bit more sensitive... how about a unique piece of equipment called The Shield of the Marauder? Who stood alone and perished against unbeatable odds in the hopes that he would save his enemy from experiencing a fate worse than death...?

I think THAT would be a riot. And a slight Tip O' The Hat to the BSN Forumites.

I'm all for silly stuff and/or hidden references in a game.

I can just see it now... You walk into a brothel with your party and overhear two women talking;
Woman #1: "You should've seen this guy that came in two weeks ago.A burly dwarf with a dimpled chin and blonde hair."
Woman #2: "Mm, sounds like a real looker."
Woman#1: "His chest was all covered in glorious hair!"
Woman #2: "Sigh."
Woman #1: "What?"
Woman #2: "You're so obsessed, that I'm surprised your chest didn't start sprouting hair!"

That's a good idea for the shield. They could also call it: Marauder's Shield.And it would have a crest on it that looks like a Marauder. lol

[Fast Jimmy]

Ponendus wrote...

Fun idea for a thread Jimmy.

I live to serve, good sir.

Well, to serve... and to boogey!


But mostly to serve.

[Firky]

This is probably the 30th time I've posted ...

pantaloons

... on this forum. But, surely, they'll see it soon.

[mousestalker]

Bystander1: Is it me, or do the elves look different?
Bystander2: They all look the same to me.
Elf passerby: Shemlen. We all look alike to 'em.

[AkiKishi]

A mascot character like Rikki or Mog.

[mesmerizedish]

I'd like the rogue class to be renamed to rouge.

[FaeQueenCory]

ishmaeltheforsaken wrote...

I'd like the rogue class to be renamed to rouge.

But if they did that..... what would all the forumite grammar-****s harp on people for???

[Das Tentakel]

Loghain dancing in a pink tutu. In front of an audience of screaming Orlesian teenage girls.

He still has to pay for his treason<_<

[thats1evildude]

We gotta keep the conversations with Dog, or whoever his equivalent may be in DA3.

[Jessihatt]

Arthur Cousland wrote...

I'd like to see a drinking contest between Oghren and Varric, with them both being brought to the table on mabari chariots.

God, I would love that so very much. It has to happen.
Also the Marauder's shield idea <3

Of course we need the best goof of all: Sandal.

I like references to other stuff, like in DA:O, the meteor metal ore and it's Superman reference.

[John Epler]

Drunken conversations with inanimate objects.

The Stop sign in V:TM:B remains one of the most memorable moments I've ever had in a game, period.

[Cutlass Jack]

John Epler wrote...

Drunken conversations with inanimate objects.

The Stop sign in V:TM:B remains one of the most memorable moments I've ever had in a game, period.

"No you stop."

I loved the malkavian playthrough so much. The perfect clan for the second playthrough.

[Arthur Cousland]

sjpelkessjpeler wrote...

If Oghren returns I would like to see him doing karaoke/singing a song while being drunk on stage in a tavern with an audience. And the companions have some hilarious conversation about it.

There were some drunk dwarves singing in the tavern in Orzammar.  I wouldn't mind seeing Oghren doing the same.

[Cantina]

Walk into a Tavern and see your dog playing Diamondback.

Encounter a group of Schleets in a dungeon.

[Allan Schumacher]

John Epler wrote...

Drunken conversations with inanimate objects.

The Stop sign in V:TM:B remains one of the most memorable moments I've ever had in a game, period.

And the TV!!!

[TEWR]

Naked and drunken Oghren riding a gorilla into battle against the Darkspawn.

Is it disturbing? Yes. Is it weird? Yes. Is it creepy? Most definitely.

But would it be absolutely hilarious, if done right (both the act itself and subsequent dialogue with him)?

Abso-frickin-lutely