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#26
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I want to be able to duel or outsmart Ser Landry again.
I know you could kill him in DA:O. Maybe his son is the new Ser Landry?

"I demand satisfaction of you, ser!"

Frankly I could have the guy come up to me with some ridiculous reason for dueling me every game and still love it. He could be the DA Conrad Verner.

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If Oghren returns I would like to see him doing karaoke/singing a song while being drunk on stage in a tavern with an audience. And the companions have some hilarious conversation about it.

There were some drunk dwarves singing in the tavern in Orzammar.  I wouldn't mind seeing Oghren doing the same.


Or maybe even a like minded companion joining him in a serenade to whatever Posted Image and it turns into a drunken duet.

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I'd like for your PC to get drugged by some mask-wearing Orlesian.   Until the drugs wear off, the paraphrases don't make any sense, and your replies are never what you'd expect.

Modifié par Giltspur, 25 avril 2012 - 06:24 .


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sjpelkessjpeler wrote...
Or maybe even a like minded companion joining him in a serenade to whatever Posted Image and it turns into a drunken duet.


I'm starting to get Monkey Island references in my head :D

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Giltspur wrote...

I'd like for your PC to get drugged by some mask-wearing Orlesian.   Until the drugs wear off, the paraphrases don't make any sense, and your replies are never what you'd expect.


I'd just like to say that I LOVE this idea.

LOVE.

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Allan Schumacher wrote...

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Or maybe even a like minded companion joining him in a serenade to whatever Posted Image and it turns into a drunken duet.


I'm starting to get Monkey Island references in my head :D


Want to take a look at that one Posted Image. Where/how can I take a look at it?

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More outrageous statements like Ogren's to Alistair in the deep roads, when he was making remarks about Alistair's romance.

More like Sten's embarassment when teased by Leliana about playing with a kitten, or picking flowers.
More jokes like Fenrus' dancing around his house, or what to do with Bartrum when he's found.

Also a " last man/woman standing" drinking contest at the Hanged man.
A lot of the npc banter was really funny, and sort of comic relief from all the fighting. I  hope there is more of that in DA3!

Modifié par schalafi, 25 avril 2012 - 06:39 .


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schalafi wrote...

More outrageous statements like Ogren's to Alistair in the deep roads, when he was making remarks about Alistair's romance.

More like Sten's embarassment when teased by Leliana about playing with a kitten, or picking flowers.
More jokes like Fenrus' dancing around his house, or what to do with Bartrum when he's found.

Also a " last man/woman standing" drinking contest at the Hanged man.
A lot of the npc banter was really funny, and sort of comic relief from all the fighting. I  hope there is more of that in DA3!


Oh! I love to have a drinking contest with someone...LOL! You could even cheat depending on your class.

Starting bar fights would be funny too.

Modifié par Cantina, 25 avril 2012 - 06:44 .


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I'd quite like to use blood magic to make someone do something humiliating for my amusement; nothing creepy like Teagan's dance, maybe have them punch a guard and get arrested. Just because it's serious doesn't mean it can't be fun.

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I'd think it'd be interesting to have a romance that could never be with Varric or whoever else plays a similar role in DA3 (like Samara in ME2). Could cause some really funny moments with the Sarcastic Dialogue options.

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Ah man there are some cracking ideas in this thread!

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I think there's too much humor in Dragon Age. That's not to say that it isn't absolutely hilarious. I just feel that it breaks the tone of the game. I believe they should scale it back a little bit.

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the_one_54321 wrote...

I think there's too much humor in Dragon Age. That's not to say that it isn't absolutely hilarious. I just feel that it breaks the tone of the game. I believe they should scale it back a little bit.


What he means is "MORE FART JOKES!" Posted Image

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LOL!

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What I mean is, the humor is great, but there's just so much of it. It's hard to maintain the dire tone when there a joke being cracked every 30 minutes.

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the_one_54321 wrote...

I think there's too much humor in Dragon Age. That's not to say that it isn't absolutely hilarious. I just feel that it breaks the tone of the game. I believe they should scale it back a little bit.


I can see what you mean but I think DA does a good job at spreading the humor around. I loved Fallout: NV's Wild Wasteland perk as well. I felt the weird stuff there didn't take away from the overall drama.

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Would taking your love interest out on a date count as goofy?


Depends on who it is. I can imagine a date with Merrill being hilarious (in an adorable sort of way).

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the_one_54321 wrote...

What I mean is, the humor is great, but there's just so much of it. It's hard to maintain the dire tone when there a joke being cracked every 30 minutes.


The rogues are to blame. Posted Image

I can't agree with you though. I loved the humor.

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I wouldn't consider a joke every 30 minutes to be a particularly high rate of humor.

Given that some of my favourite "old school" games like BG2 (Lilarcor and Minsc; Edwina; etc) , and PST (Nordom and Morte... oh Morte... so much awesome) probably had more of it. PST maybe isn't as "serious" of a tone, but the party banter in particular helps a lot and I loved the sass between Alistair and Morrigan, and pretty much anything involving Isabela or Varric.

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Seriously, what I said on the bottom of the first page needs to happen. The lulz it would create would truly be magnificent.

But what else....

Bah, I can't think of anything else.

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The ability to shoot puppies out of my mage staff.

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I, for one, would like to actually turn Alistair into a toad.

Make it happen, Bioware!

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I wouldn't consider a joke every 30 minutes to be a particularly high rate of humor.

Given that some of my favourite "old school" games like BG2 (Lilarcor and Minsc; Edwina; etc) , and PST (Nordom and Morte... oh Morte... so much awesome) probably had more of it. PST maybe isn't as "serious" of a tone, but the party banter in particular helps a lot and I loved the sass between Alistair and Morrigan, and pretty much anything involving Isabela or Varric.


Just saw the banter between Morrigan and Sten again involving 'intimate relations' . Forgot about it completely. Saw it on one of my first playthroughs of DAO.

It's hilarious. Sten takes Morrigan's nose there Posted Image.

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I say have this really attractive stud (well-built, eyes that make you melt, the works) as a romancable character. The relationship eventually leads sex. The morning after you roll over to find... Emile de Launcet, complete with cheesy grin.
You know have a whole Nutty Professor thing going, instead of love potions it could even be something like shapeshifting.
It's not really goofy, really more sadistic. But the reactions would be priceless from everybody in and out of game.

Modifié par Octan92, 25 avril 2012 - 09:20 .


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Another Python joke maybe?

Someone accidently shapeshifting into a tree, oh the puns!