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[JustKnown2bDan]

Garrus: Im Garrus Vakarian and this is my favourite spot on the Citadel!

Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?
Tali'Zorah: No.
Garrus Vakarian: Come on. Remember how we'd always ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!
Tali'Zorah: This conversation is over.
Garrus Vakarian: Tell me again about your immune system.
Tali'Zorah: I have a shotgun.
Garrus Vakarian: Mmmmaybe we'll talk later.

Me and my recon officer were always at each other's throats. So we settled it in the ring. I had the reach, she had the flexibility. After 9 rounds the judges said it was a tie. Alot of pissed of betters in the other room. After that we had a tie breaker in her room. Lets just say I had the reach, and she had the flexibility...

Forgive the insubordination, but this old friend has an order for you. Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this.

Just some of many others that are not just Garrus!

[KLF_uh_HUH_uh_HUH]

It wasn't easy. I rrreally had to work at it.

[Sezarious]

You talk too much

[Soaringeagle78]

Emergency Induction Port...

[crazycanuck202]

Don't "Ahhhh" me you sound like a Vorcha

[drinkurmilk]

You can wipe out all synthetic life if you want.

/thread

[rhouston1981]

Shepard: Williams?
Ash: *mumbles something*
Shep: What have we here?
Ash: Ugh..sir...um...I'm off duty. Your voice, sir. Not so loud. Please thank you.
Shep: Why are you curled up on the floor?
Ash: Am I? Ugh....My head. So heavy... can't move.
Shep: Ahh, enjoy your evening?
Ash: I'll be back to work in 30....maybe 40, I swear. Just give me 45 minutes.
Shep: How did you end up in this sorry state?
Ash: Just wanted to let off some steam. Vega said he had just the thing to take my mind off stuff.
Shep: And did that thing come in a bottle?
Ash: Yes...
Shep: This empty bottle?
Ash: It's empty? Oh boy...
Shep: You know, I think it might be time to test the fire alarm.
Ash: I'll pay you a million credits not to do that sir.
Shep: Two million and we have a deal.
Ash: Ugh..you're a damn space pirate.
Shep: I could order Joker to sing to you over the comm.
Ash: I hate you.
Shep: I hate you...
Ash: ...sir.
Shep: As you were Williams.
Ash: Mmmm, cold floor.

[Blastback]

Soaringeagle78 wrote...

Emergency Induction Port...

That's a straw Tali.

[RyrineaNara]

makalathbonagin wrote...

"Your Joker pilot insisted I call myself Prothy the Prothean. I insisted he let me throw him out the airlock."

" Why can't anything be smiple?" Mass Effect One loved the confused look the crew members give you if you say a renegade response about the Thorian playing as a Paragon.

ME2 Grunt Mission
" Get out of here and go bleed out somewhere"
"You enjoyed that didn't you" 
"Yeah but he doesn't need to know that" 


"I'm going to start running like hell before you blow up the place....." 

:happy:
Talking to Javkis

'Laira will never forgive me if I didn't ask this question about your Culture'


" I like my Sarlains served raw"
"He is correct"

[KLF_uh_HUH_uh_HUH]

Outliers in every species. Geniuses. Idiots.

[viperabyss]

I know, Tali, but thank you. Keela se'lai

[Urrnot Repps]

FallTooDovahkiin wrote...

JustKnown2bDan wrote...

Garrus: Im Garrus Vakarian and this is my favourite spot on the Citadel!

Do you ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?
Tali'Zorah: No.
Garrus Vakarian: Come on. Remember how we'd always ask you about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share!
Tali'Zorah: This conversation is over.
Garrus Vakarian: Tell me again about your immune system.
Tali'Zorah: I have a shotgun.
Garrus Vakarian: Mmmmaybe we'll talk later.

Me and my recon officer were always at each other's throats. So we settled it in the ring. I had the reach, she had the flexibility. After 9 rounds the judges said it was a tie. Alot of pissed of betters in the other room. After that we had a tie breaker in her room. Lets just say I had the reach, and she had the flexibility...

Forgive the insubordination, but this old friend has an order for you. Go out there and give them hell. You were born to do this.

Just some of many others that are not just Garrus!

Can this post wait for a bit?
I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

"There are no excuses on Tuchanka!"
-Urdnot Wreav

[DonYourAviators]

What if they won't listen?

[Pythonicus]

Anybody got something to eat?

[The Fan]

Their sacrifice will he honored in the coming empire.

[xsdob]

It is not a thing you can comprehend.

((ooc: please don't get mad, it just matched so well))

((for the ending)): You have failed! We will find another way!

(how players felt)): Releasing control

Modifié par xsdob, 27 avril 2012 - 02:08 .

[Alyka]

The Fan wrote...

Their sacrifice will he honored in the coming empire.

The Fan, step away from the console.

[Filurija]

Enemies everywhere!!

[l7986]

And just like that the magic is gone.

[Kr0gan]

It could be worse... i think,... I don't know how... i guess it could be full of rats.

[Legion64]

They've soured the song!

[Nefla]

Guys, you can't quote your way through bureaucracy.

[erlind0186]

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian,
I've studied species Turian, Asari and Batarian,
I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of Biology,
Because I am an expert which I know is a tautology.
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian.... ahem.

[KLF_uh_HUH_uh_HUH]

erlind0186 wrote...

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian,
I've studied species Turian, Asari and Batarian,
I'm quite good at genetics as a subset of Biology,
Because I am an expert which I know is a tautology.
My xenoscience studies range from urban to agrarian,
I am the very model of a scientist Salarian.... ahem.

I am the very model of a Reaper Deus Ex-ian
I've murdered species far and wide except for the odd Prothean
My job's preventing synthetics from killing live biology
Because I am synthetic which I know is a tautology
My plotholes range from logical right through to pure contrarian
I am the very model of a Reaper deus exiannnnnnnnn...