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#126
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OP deserves a kick in the nuts.

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Inutaisho7996

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kmmd60 wrote...

I believed I saw you once in a match - a Turian sentinel AFKing in the back corridor in FB white. Such a shame, really.

Other players notice this though, I press esc to check each person score after a few wave. If others got 30K and you got 5K, something is wrong.


That's why you play seriously for a few waves; at least until after the first credit wave. That way, when you go AFK, people will have too much time invested to just all quit.

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And this Bioware is why we need mid-game kick voting.

BTW best to use Salarian Engineer for this. Blind decoy spam can at least contribute something to the team.

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The Protheans wrote...

Note When the match is over leave the lobby before the other players kick you, this means you win


We got an AFKer today, we suicided after wave 3 and promptly booted his ass before he could leave.

Although I thought for sure there would be more references to Protheans and how Javik AFKed for 50k years.

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Ahms wrote...

OP deserves a kick in the nuts.

Over a video game? Hell no. No one deserves that much pain.

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Is not possible!

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Monster20862

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AFKing is the single most annoying thing about MP

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after being kick from to farming matches before they started. using a gi level 15 with a claymore 10i fully support and participate in fbw geth trolling. screw the farmers who ruin gold for the rest of us. yes i have a friends list but i should still be able to get a public gold match on a different map.

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easy to spot AFkings, just go straight to the enemies, let them kill you, the squad does the same.

go visIt the troll´s gamertag, silence-ban-report bad behaviour and avoid the gamer for future matchups..

troll succesfully killed

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Drummernate wrote...

marshalleck wrote...

Amazing strategy, I am now ~300k credits richer than I was when I started AFKing 3 hours ago wow


In 3 hours I can make 675,000.... without credit glitching.


The size of your e-peen: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The size of your real peen: *

:lol:

#136
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Why are people mad about this? This person is a genius.

I think people are just getting butthurt over people in their matches.

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Want to get payback on that AFKer? You can if you have friends. We got a leech the other day on silver so me and my friends decide we are not going to take it. Killed everyone but one enemy and just started circling the map and circling the map and circling the map. Just bs'd with my friends the whole time. After about 50 minutes into the first wave, this idiot finally realized what we were doing and flipped out. He got on the mic and cuss'd at us for another 10 minutes before quitting out in a rage. Funniest thing I've ever seen or heard on MP. Most satisfaction I've gotten out of ME, making an AFKer quit.

And yes, I'm a loser with all the free time in the world.

Modifié par TheJester000, 27 avril 2012 - 03:53 .


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TheJester000 wrote...

Want to get payback on that AFKer? You can if you have friends. We got a leech the other day on silver so me and my friends decide we are not going to take it. Killed everyone but one enemy and just started circling the map and circling the map and circling the map. Just bs'd with my friends the whole time. After about 50 minutes into the first wave, this idiot finally realized what we were doing and flipped out. He got on the mic and cuss'd at us for another 10 minutes before quitting out in a rage. Funniest thing I've ever seen or heard on MP. Most satisfaction I've gotten out of ME, making an AFKer quit.

And yes, I'm a loser with all the free time in the world.


You are my hero xD I want to try that one day. First I gotta fill a lobby with nothing but friends and then have the (can't believe I'm saying this) luck to find an AFKer.

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I want to bear your children Jester... but I'm not. That was beautiful :D

Modifié par greyishgoose, 27 avril 2012 - 04:40 .


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This community is garbage.

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K966scout wrote...

nuculerman wrote...

Fbw, 4 people is 22 min. Fbw 3 people is 30 min. You stole 8 min of my life. My times worth $60/hr. I expect a check for $8 in the next week.


Comparing Fbw to work. Time and money consuming, repetitive, formulated, work.  

+1 



Calling people on their absurd logic = priceless!

#142
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It's a joke people.

#143
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brill

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Mechwarrior6 wrote...

It's a joke people.


I have 600000 more credits since starting this.
That is hardly a joke


Try it out for yourself, it is no joke and the chances of you earning big is high.

Modifié par The Protheans, 27 avril 2012 - 06:09 .


#145
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I was about to come in here, guns blazing.

But then, I saw that OP only tells people to AFK on FBWGG.

Carry on.

#146
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At least spam Decoy, for crying out loud.


Doesn't take any effort to spam Decoy.

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TheJester000 wrote...

Want to get payback on that AFKer? You can if you have friends. We got a leech the other day on silver so me and my friends decide we are not going to take it. Killed everyone but one enemy and just started circling the map and circling the map and circling the map. Just bs'd with my friends the whole time. After about 50 minutes into the first wave, this idiot finally realized what we were doing and flipped out. He got on the mic and cuss'd at us for another 10 minutes before quitting out in a rage. Funniest thing I've ever seen or heard on MP. Most satisfaction I've gotten out of ME, making an AFKer quit.

And yes, I'm a loser with all the free time in the world.


I think I love you

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TheJester000 wrote...

Want to get payback on that AFKer? You can if you have friends. We got a leech the other day on silver so me and my friends decide we are not going to take it. Killed everyone but one enemy and just started circling the map and circling the map and circling the map. Just bs'd with my friends the whole time. After about 50 minutes into the first wave, this idiot finally realized what we were doing and flipped out. He got on the mic and cuss'd at us for another 10 minutes before quitting out in a rage. Funniest thing I've ever seen or heard on MP. Most satisfaction I've gotten out of ME, making an AFKer quit.

And yes, I'm a loser with all the free time in the world.


what an idiot...

#149
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Farming is just as stupid as afking (unless that players let's you know they are going afk or if it's something important that requires them walking away from the computer w/o giving you a reason because frankly....people have lives too).

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TheJester000 wrote...

Want to get payback on that AFKer? You can if you have friends. We got a leech the other day on silver so me and my friends decide we are not going to take it. Killed everyone but one enemy and just started circling the map and circling the map and circling the map. Just bs'd with my friends the whole time. After about 50 minutes into the first wave, this idiot finally realized what we were doing and flipped out. He got on the mic and cuss'd at us for another 10 minutes before quitting out in a rage. Funniest thing I've ever seen or heard on MP. Most satisfaction I've gotten out of ME, making an AFKer quit.

And yes, I'm a loser with all the free time in the world.


But why wouldn't he just go kill the obviously highlighted enemy...

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