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Why Batarians are better than you.


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Zenning

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First, they get Damage Reduction during Heavy Melee, that seems to be at about 75%.  Completely goddamn nuts.  This heavy melee is also the most powerful heavy melee in the game, and has the highest potential damage of any single attack in the game (Outside of a Cobra Rocket).  

Second, they Run faster than base humans, making them the fastest class after the Drell in the game.  (It's true, test it out if ya don't believe meh!).  Why do they run so fast?  Because they don't give **** about you slow ass humans, and just want to punch more things!

When they aren't punching things, they are making things explode.  They get three kinds, Regular bloody explosions, Electrical explosions, and Biotic explosions.

They have two sets of eyes.  The only reason they have them, is so they can put on two sets of sunglasses while they walk away from the said explosions.

Don't, **** with Batarians.

Modifié par Zenning, 27 avril 2012 - 02:22 .


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mybudgee

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Meh...

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Distilled Poison

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Batarians, not Batarian's. They'd know the difference.

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Distilled Poison wrote...

Batarians, not Batarian's. They'd know the difference.


They did...

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Butt Arians.

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HiddenKING wrote...

Butt Arians.


:lol:

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Drummernate

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They also can't do a barrel roll.

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marshalleck

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After successful extraction, my batarian slaver nets his companions and sells them on the black market.

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ImperatorMortis

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Damn Batarians..

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I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that they don't have the Quarian's hips yet :P You all are slipping, lol

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Zenning wrote...


First, they get Damage Reduction during Heavy Melee, that seems to be at about 75%.  Completely goddamn nuts.  This heavy melee is also the most powerful heavy melee in the game, and has the highest potential damage of any single attack in the game (Outside of a Cobra Rocket).  

Second, they Run faster than base humans, making them the fastest class after the Drell in the game.  (It's true, test it out if ya don't believe meh!).  Why do they run so fast?  Because they don't give **** about you slow ass humans, and just want to punch more things!

When they aren't punching things, they are making things explode.  They get three kinds, Regular bloody explosions, Electrical explosions, and Biotic explosions.

They have two sets of eyes.  The only reason they have them, is so they can put on two sets of sunglasses while they walk away from the said explosions.

Don't, **** with Batarians.


And they have a built-in shotgun with ballistic blades.

Modifié par BobWalt, 27 avril 2012 - 02:55 .


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Drummernate

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MissMinaethiel wrote...

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that they don't have the Quarian's hips yet :P You all are slipping, lol


Why only the Quarians?..

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Haven't seen a good one in action yet. How many bars does Batarian heavy melee take off of Brutes?

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His Name was HYR!!

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 Batarians in MP are straight deadly. It seems strange that humanity is always kicking their asses in SP lore.

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u land a freaking headshot with your fist....everyone should use them

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haisho wrote...

Haven't seen a good one in action yet. How many bars does Batarian heavy melee take off of Brutes?


4 Without strenght enhancers.  6 With.

They take 1 to 2 bars just by hitting us.

Batarians care Jack and **** all about Brutes.

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Drummernate wrote...

MissMinaethiel wrote...

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned that they don't have the Quarian's hips yet :P You all are slipping, lol


Why only the Quarians?..

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Because, evidently, Quarians do a jiggle hop xD Geth don't have that capability, LOL

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ImperatorMortis wrote...

Damn Batarians..


You are a blight.

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HYR 2.0 wrote...

 Batarians in MP are straight deadly. It seems strange that humanity is always kicking their asses in SP lore.

The general populace was too busy moping about how humans have been taking every planet they should have colonized.

You have a bit of a misconception though. Lest we forget, the Terminus Systems are pretty much a space-faring Free for All, and they live smack dab in the middle of it. All we really see are slavers, pirates and mercs. You couldn't really fight their military.

Modifié par haisho, 27 avril 2012 - 03:06 .


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Zenning wrote...

 This heavy melee is also the most powerful heavy melee in the game, and has the highest potential damage of any single attack in the game


Really ? How much ?

Even better than a Claymore X headshot with Targeting VI III + Warp Ammo III  ?

Modifié par Feneckus, 27 avril 2012 - 03:08 .


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They have two sets of eyes.  The only reason they have them, is so they can put on two sets of sunglasses while they walk away from the said explosions.

Don't, **** with Batarians.


I want this so bad now.

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4 Without strenght enhancers.  6 With.

They take 1 to 2 bars just by hitting us.

Batarians care Jack and **** all about Brutes.

 

I have this weird curiosity to see if I can kill a brute with only the damage it takes from trying to hit me. 

Modifié par RobotCriminal, 27 avril 2012 - 03:12 .


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And as a batarian, I care not a whit for your color palette. Give me plain or give me death!

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Feneckus wrote...

Zenning wrote...

 This heavy melee is also the most powerful heavy melee in the game, and has the highest potential damage of any single attack in the game


Really ? How much ?

Even better than a Claymore X headshot with Targeting VI III + Warp Ammo III  ?


Prox. Mine deuff is not a single attack.... :?

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Feneckus wrote...

Zenning wrote...

 This heavy melee is also the most powerful heavy melee in the game, and has the highest potential damage of any single attack in the game


Really ? How much ?

Even better than a Claymore X headshot with Targeting VI III + Warp Ammo III  ?


Well, without headshot damage, the max you can get with a Javalin in one shot is 3 928.4 (1280 Base damage, with rail amp at 30% and warp ammo at 35%, infiltrator cloak + the 40% damge bonus which adds up to about 3.05 times the base damage, which adds up to 3928.4 damage)  With the face punchin' prowress when you get a strength, and properly specced melee, you get a total damage bonus of 335% damage, with a base damage of 1000, which is 4350 damage total. 

Strongest single attack in the game.  Although, with headshots, we're in a brand new ball game.

Modifié par Zenning, 27 avril 2012 - 03:16 .


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Actually... One second, I just realized the Claymore does more damage.. The Claymore when properly specced and modded actually does 5 026.4 damage.

Well crap.. Now I'm sad.

Modifié par Zenning, 27 avril 2012 - 03:18 .