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Why Batarians are better than you.


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#51
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Stasis Bubble is boring. Destroying Phantoms is a lot more fun with the Batarian Soldier.

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BlitzKaiser

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marshalleck wrote...

After successful extraction, my batarian slaver nets his companions and sells them on the black market.



lol

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mybudgee

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/\\This is the actual reason for the submission net..

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Zenning

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mybudgee wrote...

/This is the actual reason for the submission net..


**** yeah it is.

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They're better than you because you're a blight.

/thread

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Yes, the Batarians are fun for now... but when playable Elcor come in and we all get shoulder mounted machine guns we'll then see who is the fan favorite.

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Smallgrouse wrote...

Yes, the Batarians are fun for now... but when playable Elcor come in and we all get shoulder mounted machine guns we'll then see who is the fan favorite.


Pfft, they'll be overshadowed by the 6 weapon wielding Hanar, with constricting Melee attacks!

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landylan wrote...

u land a freaking headshot with your fist....everyone should use them


lolol

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Smallgrouse

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Zenning wrote...

Smallgrouse wrote...

Yes, the Batarians are fun for now... but when playable Elcor come in and we all get shoulder mounted machine guns we'll then see who is the fan favorite.


Pfft, they'll be overshadowed by the 6 weapon wielding Hanar, with constricting Melee attacks!

Bah, we eat the Hanar for breakfast! Thought it takes us six hours to decide to eat them.

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Smallgrouse wrote...

Zenning wrote...

Smallgrouse wrote...

Yes, the Batarians are fun for now... but when playable Elcor come in and we all get shoulder mounted machine guns we'll then see who is the fan favorite.


Pfft, they'll be overshadowed by the 6 weapon wielding Hanar, with constricting Melee attacks!

Bah, we eat the Hanar for breakfast! Thought it takes us six hours to decide to eat them.


Hanar?  Bleh, Calamari isn't really my thing..  Vorcha though...

Vorcha taste like Chicken.

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That Batarian heavy melee is pretty fierce, darn risky on gold from the looks of things though. Even with that damage mitigation you've got to get to the target and back into cover without getting mowed down.

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Zenning wrote...

Smallgrouse wrote...

Zenning wrote...

Smallgrouse wrote...

Yes, the Batarians are fun for now... but when playable Elcor come in and we all get shoulder mounted machine guns we'll then see who is the fan favorite.


Pfft, they'll be overshadowed by the 6 weapon wielding Hanar, with constricting Melee attacks!

Bah, we eat the Hanar for breakfast! Thought it takes us six hours to decide to eat them.

I don't know what a chicken is, but I hear everything in the galaxy  tastes like it.

Hanar?  Bleh, Calamari isn't really my thing..  Vorcha though...

Vorcha taste like Chicken.


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Destructo-Bot wrote...

That Batarian heavy melee is pretty fierce, darn risky on gold from the looks of things though. Even with that damage mitigation you've got to get to the target and back into cover without getting mowed down.



Cover?

What's that?

#64
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In Batarian Space, Brutes are pummeled to death by you.

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Also, medi gel works on them!

#66
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Batarians also have 4 eyes which we all know is a superior trait.

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Batarians are poor-mans Krogans.

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I'm no Batarian but I love you guys ^_^

Now if only we could get a biotic Batarian whose fist can detonate primed units.

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marshalleck wrote...

After successful extraction, my batarian slaver nets his companions and sells them on the black market.

Reapers, Firebase Hydra, full extraction. We shared drinks aboard the shuttle, I was about to ask that batarian guy if he would like to be a part of my krantt, next thing I remember was being advertised as Krogan manservant, may require further training, starting price 10 000 credits. I mean, really, 10 000? After all we went through together, I revived him like 3 times, that's pretty low :(

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hidden bonus on batarians! you return the melee damage you do right? And and brute will almost always shield gate you first hit so use cyclonic modulator. He will do more damage, not shield gate you, and take more damage back. have fun.

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It's ridiculous that batarians have stronger melee than krogans.

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Zenning wrote...


First, they get Damage Reduction during Heavy Melee, that seems to be at about 75%.  Completely goddamn nuts.  This heavy melee is also the most powerful heavy melee in the game, and has the highest potential damage of any single attack in the game (Outside of a Cobra Rocket).  

Second, they Run faster than base humans, making them the fastest class after the Drell in the game.  (It's true, test it out if ya don't believe meh!).  Why do they run so fast?  Because they don't give **** about you slow ass humans, and just want to punch more things!

When they aren't punching things, they are making things explode.  They get three kinds, Regular bloody explosions, Electrical explosions, and Biotic explosions.

They have two sets of eyes.  The only reason they have them, is so they can put on two sets of sunglasses while they walk away from the said explosions.

Don't, **** with Batarians.

Agree with all of the above, except the bolded part. You don't own my body, I can do what I want! :devil:

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GGW KillerTiger

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 Batarians = crap due to
1) Unable to take much if any damage
2) melee take forever
3) powers take forever to activate
4) powers take forever to rehcrge
5) Powers usually miss targets
6) powers do little damage
7) they take up too much of the screen
8) They aren't good with any weapon
9) they can't evade/dodge/roll

Did I miss anything?

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Dillon79 wrote...

hidden bonus on batarians! you return the melee damage you do right? And and brute will almost always shield gate you first hit so use cyclonic modulator. He will do more damage, not shield gate you, and take more damage back. have fun.

That's not a hidden thing of them. That's part of blade armor >.> It even states it ...

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GGW KillerTiger wrote...

Dillon79 wrote...

hidden bonus on batarians! you return the melee damage you do right? And and brute will almost always shield gate you first hit so use cyclonic modulator. He will do more damage, not shield gate you, and take more damage back. have fun.

That's not a hidden thing of them. That's part of blade armor >.> It even states it ...


Not many people think of cyclonic modulator resulting in more damage out.